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What do you call a $5,000.00 Italian handbag full of baby vomit?

 

 

 

-- Gucci Gucci goo

 

 

 

 

 

 

:facepalm: :wtf: :smash:

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Where do you go to weigh a pie?

 

Somewhere over the rainbow.

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I went to the driving range today.

 

My slice was so bad, the bakery next door sent me a check for saving them so much payroll.

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Rudolph looks out his window on Christmas Eve. He says to Mrs. Rudolph, "hmm looks like rain tonight". Mrs. Rudolph asks "how do you know it's gonna rain?"

 

Rudolph says "because Rudolph the red knows rain dear."

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I used to tell this one as a kid long before I ever knew what the punchline meant. My older brother and sister even had me call it into a radio station when I was about eight or nine.

 

How do you catch an elephant?

 

First, you dig a hole about 30 ft deep and fill the bottom of it with ashes. Then you line the outside rim with peas, so close together that they touch. So when the elephant comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ashhole.

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How can you get a very large group of Rush fans to exit a building?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Play Roll The Bones.

 

In my case it will inspire me to take a piss break. If I timed it right I could empty the bladder, get another beer, and be back in my seat just as the next song started.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He was stapled to the turtle.

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