laughedatbytime Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 The state of New York post a seat in Congress because it fell 89 people short in the 2020 census :dweez: :dweez: :dweez: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick N. Backer Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 I was walking on the sidewalk today and a person coming in the opposite direction, at least 50 feet away, decided he had to leave the sidewalk and try and cross the street. As he stepped onto the grass between the curbstone and the sidewalk, he slipped for a moment, and then regained his balance. When I reached the spot at which he apparently stepped off the sidewalk, I saw why he slipped. He had stepped in dogshirt. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 The reviews of last night's Oscars, which I thankfully did not watch. https://www.google.c...-043026747.html "Anthony Hopkins won his second Oscar for The Father, but the veteran British actor didn't attend the ceremony in Los Angeles or at a satellite location in the United Kingdom. So with no one to hand the statue to, presenter Joaquin Phoenix signed off and the closing credits rolled. It was an epic face-plant..."Apparently, Tony Hopkins did offer to accept via Zoom but the Oscars declined that, so a) they made him look bad and b) Chadwick Boseman`s family are defending Hopkins` for winning (whilst not being dead or accepting in person). At 83 years old and in a pandemic, albeit a quietening one (in the UK), it`s tough that he gets criticised for staying on his farm when I think everyone thought a posthumous win was the likely outcome. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 Soap dispensers are apparently systemically racist. https://www.thecollegefix.com/ucla-students-claimed-soap-dispensers-are-proof-of-systemic-racism-heres-my-rebuttal/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 Washed up actor and black sheep brother who believes "Hollywood Whackers" murdered David Carradine, Heath Ledger and Chris Penn is running for governor. Gives new meaning to this: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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laughedatbytime Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 Inclusivity Win: 'Uno' To Be Renamed 'Unx' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick N. Backer Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 So will it be pronounced “Oon-X” or “Uncks?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 Gotta admit: Freaky always makes me laugh.... :laughing guy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 So will it be pronounced “Oon-X” or “Uncks?”Good call. Wouldn't want to be cancelled for saying it wrong... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 So will it be pronounced “Oon-X” or “Uncks?”Good call. Wouldn't want to be cancelled for saying it wrong... It's pronounced: "you-next!" ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 CDC Now Recommends Wearing A Seat Belt Even When You’re Outside The Car 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhyta Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 Larry Kudlow saying Biden is going to make America have to drink plant based beer... :laughing guy: Isn't it already plant based?? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 SJW clowns triggered by three time Jeopardy champ. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/jeopardy-contestants-controversial-hand-gesture-might-not-be-what-it-seems-065222783.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 SJW clowns triggered by three time Jeopardy champ. https://www.yahoo.co...-065222783.htmlThat gesture is infrastructure. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick N. Backer Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 CDC Now Recommends Wearing A Seat Belt Even When You’re Outside The Car Why not 2? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick N. Backer Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 WASHINGTON, DC— After causing an uproar for constantly extending how long masks will be required, Dr. Fauci has finally provided some much needed answers. In a recent interview, Dr. Fauci has once and for all explained that we will only need to wear cloth masks until humans evolve them. “As soon as humans naturally evolve an organic nose and mouth covering at birth, then we can start dialing back on the mask mandates.” clarified Dr. Fauci. “This isn’t going to be some endless, arbitrary policy. We have clear, scientific measures informing us when masks are obsolete.” “Well, that is a huge relief!” said Cathy Pittman. “We just have to trust the science and everything will be better in no time! I was starting to think the masks were going to become permanent parts of our lives!” In a statement, Dr. Fauci gave his estimate for when he thinks that the evolved facemasks might become a reality. “We’re working with a purely scientific, definitive timetable now. We just need exactly, right at, about 2-5 millionish years, give or take, to probably evolve facemasks, for the most part.” When pressed further, Dr. Fauci continued by saying, “I know that time will be here before you know it, but I don't think life should start returning to normal until humans are born with at least 2 naturally occurring face masks. So just another quick 5 million years!” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RushRevisited Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 Not everyone is a physiologist. I'm sure they're much more informed when it comes to voting. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 STOP PUTTING THE ONION OUT OF WORK YOU DELUSIONAL PAULY SHORE CLONE NAZI BUFFOON! :laughing guy: https://www.salon.com/2021/04/30/stephen-miller-is-suing-joe-biden-for-discrimination-against-white-people/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 (edited) So a few minutes ago, I stop into my local Kwik Trip to trade in some winning lottery tickets.A total of $54.00 in winners, the very pretty cashier said.I hand the very pretty girl a Wisconsin Supercash ticket that I had filled out. The ticket costs $35.00. I tell the girl, "I'd like to get the rest in Badger 5 tickets, please."The girl hesitated for a second, then turned away from me to get an iPad.I couldn't see what she was doing, but I'm guessing that she used the calculator to determine that $54 - $35 = $19. :eh: :eh: :lol: Edited May 3, 2021 by Principled Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 In honor of May the 4th. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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