What Made You Laugh Today?

[IbanezJem]

Removing loads of arm hair whilst tending to a garden fire :fury:

[invisible airwave]

Removing loads of arm hair whilst tending to a garden fire :fury:

 

Big mistake made by James Hetfield in Montreal in 1992. :lol:

[Principled Man]

WASHINGTON - Calling the proposed law “dangerous” and “unprecedented”, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) decried a new voting rights bill Thursday as a shameless power grab by the American people to control the country.

 

“The proposed legislation is nothing more than a brazen attempt by the calculating American people to seize congress by electing representatives,” said Cruz, who warned that the nation’s 328 million residents “would stop at nothing” to carry out their sinister ploy.

 

“There’s no way the U.S. population would be pushing for voting rights if it didn’t mean there was something to be gained. It’s a transparent attempt to drive Republicans out of power by allowing Americans who have opinions contrary to our own to vote against us, and we won’t stand for it. Clearly, the American people are way out of touch with the GOP.”

 

At press time, Cruz had raised concerns the bill would lead to a wave of non-senators casting ballots.

[invisible airwave]

WASHINGTON - Calling the proposed law “dangerous” and “unprecedented”, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) decried a new voting rights bill Thursday as a shameless power grab by the American people to control the country.

 

“The proposed legislation is nothing more than a brazen attempt by the calculating American people to seize congress by electing representatives,” said Cruz, who warned that the nation’s 328 million residents “would stop at nothing” to carry out their sinister ploy.

 

“There’s no way the U.S. population would be pushing for voting rights if it didn’t mean there was something to be gained. It’s a transparent attempt to drive Republicans out of power by allowing Americans who have opinions contrary to our own to vote against us, and we won’t stand for it. Clearly, the American people are way out of touch with the GOP.”

 

At press time, Cruz had raised concerns the bill would lead to a wave of non-senators casting ballots.

 

And he's posting about how "triggered" Dan Rather is while, ironically, being triggered by his tweet about Cruz that was spot on. Lyin Ted needs to sit this one out before calling anyone a liar. There's no FREQUENCY in his brain compared to KENNETH.

 

As far as laughing, it's fun to see cultists and maskholes outraged over feckless Barbie getting her vaccine on Twitter and Instagram. Need I remind them their leader got it in secret and even MENTIONED IT?

 

[Principled Man]

WASHINGTON - Calling the proposed law “dangerous” and “unprecedented”, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) decried a new voting rights bill Thursday as a shameless power grab by the American people to control the country.

 

“The proposed legislation is nothing more than a brazen attempt by the calculating American people to seize congress by electing representatives,” said Cruz, who warned that the nation’s 328 million residents “would stop at nothing” to carry out their sinister ploy.

 

“There’s no way the U.S. population would be pushing for voting rights if it didn’t mean there was something to be gained. It’s a transparent attempt to drive Republicans out of power by allowing Americans who have opinions contrary to our own to vote against us, and we won’t stand for it. Clearly, the American people are way out of touch with the GOP.”

 

At press time, Cruz had raised concerns the bill would lead to a wave of non-senators casting ballots.

 

And he's posting about how "triggered" Dan Rather is while, ironically, being triggered by his tweet about Cruz that was spot on. Lyin Ted needs to sit this one out before calling anyone a liar. There's no FREQUENCY in his brain compared to KENNETH.

 

This story is from The Onion. ;) ;)

 

https://politics.theonion.com/ted-cruz-decries-voting-rights-bill-as-shameless-power-1846553352

[Fordgalaxy]

I laughed because Chicken Little is now on the other side of the political fence.

[laughedatbytime]

Man Can’t Wait To Get Vaccine So He Can Go Back To Isolating While Wearing A Mask But Now Doing So While Vaccinated

 

[IbanezJem]

In that heavy eye-lidded and full-stomached way that can cause carelessness, I watched about fifteen minutes of a documentary about DB Cooper which seemed to be surprisingly focused on roller skating. I had selected the wrong program.

[blueschica]

Man Can’t Wait To Get Vaccine So He Can Go Back To Isolating While Wearing A Mask But Now Doing So While Vaccinated

 

 

The Onion?

[goose]

In that heavy eye-lidded and full-stomached way that can cause carelessness, I watched about fifteen minutes of a documentary about DB Cooper which seemed to be surprisingly focused on roller skating. I had selected the wrong program.

Were you thinking, "So that's how he got away..."?

 

:lol:

 

 

[laughedatbytime]

Man Can’t Wait To Get Vaccine So He Can Go Back To Isolating While Wearing A Mask But Now Doing So While Vaccinated

 

 

The Onion?

Babylon Bee. Kind of an Onion of the right.

[blueschica]

2 women trying to use a one million dollar bill at a Dollar General! :lol: :lol:

 

Ummm, there's no such thing; also, Dollar General? Were they going to ask for change from the register? https://www.bigcountryhomepage.com/news/2-women-tried-to-spend-1-million-bill-at-tennessee-dollar-general-store/

[laughedatbytime]

2 women trying to use a one million dollar bill at a Dollar General! :lol: :lol:

 

Ummm, there's no such thing; also, Dollar General? Were they going to ask for change from the register? https://www.bigcount...-general-store/

:rfl:

[Chicken hawk]

My friend and I were leaving from playing miniature golf...out in the parking lot we walked to what we thought was my friends car...but i was looking in thge window of the back seat and i said to my friend...why do you have a basket in the back seat filled with baby stuff? ( Like someone was going to a baby shower.) It was not my friends car..hahah his was parked over more.

[invisible airwave]

https://ew.com/tv/morrissey-the-simpsons-quilloughby-parody-statement-facebook/

 

Granted, I haven't watched this in 4 years and the show needs to die but heaven knows I love seeing this arrogant wanker miserable now. Robert Smith will always be better. Keep telling yourself that the joke isn't funny anymore, Moz. Lighten up.

[metallithrax]

Wasn't today, was Saturday but my girlfriend placed an order through Amazon Prime (Morrisons) for some food and beer.

 

This was after a "quiet drink" with a couple of friends on Friday. A quiet drink because my girlfriends sister was coming to ours for a beer for the first time in ages.

 

The "quiet drink" consisted of 39x Bud (300ml), 15x Coors (330ml), 3x Tiger(660ml), 3x Tyskie(660ml), 8x Fosters(440ml) and 1 bottle of Dead Mans Finger Lime Rum - between 4 people.

 

Next morning she placed the order and along with some more beer for when her sister came down, we got some crisps (chips) and some other bits and 10 :eh: cauliflowers.

 

Guess what we are having for the next few days.

[invisible airwave]

 

I'd add Nick Nolte impressions as well.

[laughedatbytime]

Hawt take by Jason Smith:

 

Jason Smith: “The Aaron Rodgers situation with the Packers is going to blow up when Rodgers has all the momentum in the world. It’s silent right now but Rodgers still wants out, and the Packers still hate him and want to move on. This offseason should have been Aaron Rodgers getting a long-term commit – NOPE – we’re not seeing that. ‘Hey, let’s do something with his contract so it makes it easier for to do…’ NOPE, they didn’t help each other. They didn’t go out and get players for Aaron Rodgers because he’s taking up too much money in their salary cap. Everything is still the same as a year ago. When they drafted Jordan Love, they’re going to give the job to Jordan Love and Aaron Rodgers is going to be out. It’s going to happen THIS YEAR, and Aaron Rodgers is waiting because he’s going to play his leverage at the exact right moment, either right at the Draft or right before the Draft, and he’s going to say "YOU GET ME TO 'TEAM X' OR I’M GOING TO SIT HOME IN NORTHERN CALIFORNIA AND JUST WAIT UNTIL IT HAPPENS"… The Niners trade up to get the number three pick knowing that at some point, either right before the Draft or leading up to it, Aaron Rodgers is going to play that card of ‘You’re going to trade me to the 49ers or I’m going to sit at home' and the 49ers are going to say ‘we will give you the number three overall pick and get you Justin Fields, and you give us Aaron Rodgers.’ That’s my hot take, the number three pick will wind up going to the Packers and Aaron Rodgers gets traded to the 49ers.”

[invisible airwave]

Watched that new Jay And Silent Bob reboot on Amazon Prime in honor of 4/20. Love some of the meta inside jokes of this movie.

 

"I hate this guy. He forces his kid to be in everything he makes."

 

[laughedatbytime]

This one's for you, Joy Behar

 

 

[Principled Man]

[laughedatbytime]

Stupid people who don't know any better, as always. Edited April 26, 2021 by laughedatbytime

[invisible airwave]

We get it. You're not fond of Blade Runner like everyone else. You've done worse. *cough* Hollywood Homicide *cough*

 

Edited April 26, 2021 by invisible airwave

[goose]

The reviews of last night's Oscars, which I thankfully did not watch.

 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.yahoo.com/amphtml/entertainment/oscars-2021-highs-lows-chadwick-boseman-in-memoriam-glenn-close-da-butt-nomadland-chloe-zhao-043026747.html

 

"Anthony Hopkins won his second Oscar for The Father, but the veteran British actor didn't attend the ceremony in Los Angeles or at a satellite location in the United Kingdom. So with no one to hand the statue to, presenter Joaquin Phoenix signed off and the closing credits rolled. It was an epic face-plant..."

Edited April 26, 2021 by goose

[Rhyta]

We get it. You're not fond of Blade Runner like everyone else. You've done worse. *cough* Hollywood Homicide *cough*

 

At least he didn't talk to an empty chair :lol: