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My hovercraft... is full of eels.

They aren`t using tear gas right at all.

I suppose it`s something for us to hold onto this dark weekend.

He`s the singer on many of my favourite songs. I suspect - and I cite My Favourite Headache and the Working Man tribute CD as solid evidence - that it`s the magic of all three members needed. As for Geddy, he suits Rush and I don`t think that`s solely because that`s how it`s always been. It certainly is no mean feat to be on a par with the band`s instrumental power. I`d add Ian Gillan, Devin Townsend to the names mentioned above - Chris Cornell probably No. 1 for me even though I`m not a huge Soundgarden fan.

I am not a man, you silly billy.

Sounds like Brighton Di Zerbi their lead. Sorry, I`m really pleased with the joke, not your fixture troubles. You`ve just got one back, all will be fine. In other news, I am seeing a Marillion tribute band in Dundee with my girlfriend tonight. Suffice to say, most of hopes of evening entertainment are of the apres show.

Spurs have nine matches in October. That seems too many. I`m not even planning on going out nine times in October.

Well at the moment, 73, you're crouching down inside a filing cabinet.

Ooh I must be in the wrong house!

My friend he say, 'Why must I say I am Palace fan from London when he lives in Stow and supports Spurs? '

Oh, come on, Robert, or they'll have stoned him before we get there.

Is it possible or practical for many of us in our jobs and with the sort of busy lives we lead to sit down in a comfortable chair just when we want?

It's a weak name for something so destructive. Hope our TRF alumni are good.

...and we'd like to have a word with you about your box of chocolates entitled 'The Whizzo Quality Assortment.'

No amount of late goals with prevent Morata from having to sing "My Mistake" for eternity.