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I mean, it's a little confusing for me when you say 'dog kennel' if you want a mattress. Why not just say 'mattress'?

It's only 'cos you couldn't think of a punch line.

Well... I loved the White Stripes back in the early 00s. RATM and Soundgarden too. Although I`m indifferent towards them, I know many people who love Joy Division and New Order. Some people here seem to like Iron Maiden. I always thought Sheryl Crow was kinda hot. I`ve seen worse lists.

Well you see Scottishness starts with little things like that, and works up. You see, people don't just turn into a Scotsman for no reason at all...

It's my first. Please be gentle with me.

Stay where you are. You'll never leave this bookshop alive.

Well I'm ready for you. I've wired meself up to 200 tons of gelignite, and if any one of you so much as makes a move we'll all go up together!

Cholecystitis, Antonio? Look dude, if you want to quit just quit. No need to make up conditions. Your gall bladder isn`t the reason we`ve been playing badly, but at this point, all options have to be considered.

How big was Norman supposed to be?

Do you think Jarrow will adopt a more defensive posture for the first leg of the next tie in Turkey?

This is a lingerie shop, sir.

This is my friend Robert, he smells a bit but he has a heart of gold.

This is my problem with words. Oh, that seems to have cleared it. 'Oh I come from Alabama with my banjo on my knee'. Yes, that seems to be all right. Thank you very much.

Shut up. It's a disguise. Right! Confiscate the smutty books, Maddox.

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