What Made You Laugh Today?

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[Principled Man]

It was the decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq...I mean of Ukraine.

 

-- G.W. Bush

[Rhyta]

10 hours ago, Principled Man said:

It was the decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq...I mean of Ukraine.

 

-- G.W. Bush

  Biggest self own ever

[goose]

My buddy after the 50/50 raffle drawing.

 

"They only draw ONE ticket?!?"

[laughedatbytime]

https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/pro-abortion-democrat-tries-trolling-pro-lifers-by-requiring-dads-to-provide-for-moms-unborn-babies/

[goose]

25 minutes ago, laughedatbytime said:

https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/pro-abortion-democrat-tries-trolling-pro-lifers-by-requiring-dads-to-provide-for-moms-unborn-babies/

Priceless

[invisible airwave]

On 5/19/2022 at 5:12 AM, Principled Man said:

It was the decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq...I mean of Ukraine.

 

-- G.W. Bush

He didn't do a Freudian slip.  He did a Freudian confession. - John Fugelsang

[Principled Man]

The Onion is going all out this week.  

 

https://www.theonion.com/

[JohnRogers]

15 minutes ago, Principled Man said:

The Onion is going all out this week.  

 

https://www.theonion.com/

https://www.theonion.com/biden-touts-resiliency-of-american-decline-while-tourin-1848937809

Brilliant!

[Rhyta]

2 hours ago, Principled Man said:

The Onion is going all out this week.  

 

https://www.theonion.com/

I'd laugh if it weren't so spot on...thoughts and prayers....rinse repeat

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[Principled Man]

The Onion strikes again!

 

The Texas Governor never looked better.  
 

[invisible airwave]

2 hours ago, Principled Man said:

The Onion strikes again!

 

The Texas Governor never looked better.  
 

Cherry Darling turned evil! 

[JohnRogers]

Biden Welcomes BTS By Pulling Out His Phone And Playing 'Kung Fu Fighting'

[laughedatbytime]

Nm

Edited June 3, 2022 by laughedatbytime
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[BastillePark]

Colin Mochrie Tweeted, 

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I have read a lot of books that have educated me, changed my opinion, entertained me, infuriated me, expanded my imagination but never one that came close to changing my sexuality. Even ones with pictures.

Maybe he's just more stable than the people worrying about their kids learning something that's important. Then again it's often the case that the people who are the most vocal about the gays turn out to be gay themselves. Could be they don't want others to find out.

Edited June 4, 2022 by BastillePark

[invisible airwave]

I went to some fast food place to use the restroom after getting out of the gym before I headed back home on the bus.  Turns out a family was leaving the place when I walked in and the dad wore the same band tee as me.  It was like that two Milhouse scene from that lemon tree episode of The Simpsons.

 

"This is what it's like when doves cry." 

 

BTW, it was my Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness tee I got at Target last fall which I haven't worn much oddly enough.  Also, the janitors were blocking and cleaning the bathroom so I had to wait to go somewhere else.

Edited June 6, 2022 by invisible airwave

[invisible airwave]

I see Johnny Depp's ex is a chef now.

 

[Weakly Criminal]

[JohnRogers]

The trailer for 1776 re-imagined as rom-com.

 

[laughedatbytime]

 

[Nova Carmina]

2 hours ago, laughedatbytime said:

 

She turned me into a newt!

[Tony R]

Justin Bieber has a condition called Ramsey Hunt.

 

And any Cockney will tell you it  perfectly defines him…

[BastillePark]

This guy is a wanted sex offender and was arrested in Spokane, WA. "...take it off he's got 3 eyes."

 

 

On a side note how many people have you seen with neck and or face tattoos that are criminals?

[JohnRogers]

1 minute ago, BastillePark said:

This guy is a wanted sex offender and was arrested in Spokane, WA. "...take it off he's got 3 eyes."

 

 

On a side note how many people have you seen with neck and or face tattoos that are criminals?

Yes, you're extremely qualified. Still, I'm goona need a few more references.