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The Official 2023 NFL season thread


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On 9/18/2023 at 3:00 PM, Weakly Criminal said:

And the most dominant team through two games is of course the Dallas Cowboys!  With our 70 to 10 scoring ratio, awesome D performance, and great balance on O, what could possibly go wrong?  

 

Seriously though, the much-improved run D is very good to see. Cause in football, if you can run the ball, you can beat anybody. I am cautiously optimistic. 

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37 minutes ago, pjbear05 said:

Wtf is up with these unis the Bengals are in tonight?

They're a tribute to the 80s Canadian band Glass Tiger.   Goodell wouldn't let them wear glass unis; this is the closest they could come.

 

 

 

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50 minutes ago, pjbear05 said:

Wtf is up with these unis the Bengals are in tonight?


The Cincinnati Zoo was famous for its white Bengal tigers.   Beautiful cats.  
 

Sadly, they all passed away over the years.  

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On 9/24/2023 at 3:44 PM, blueschica said:

Oh, man, the Broncos! 70-20  is an ugly loss. And my husband was way too excited over Taylor Swift being at the Chiefs game!  :laugh: :laugh:

She helped boost Kelce's jersey sales by about 400%. But she's homely and terrible according to some know-it-alls. :mellow:

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Dear Amazon Prime,

 

You promised me an entertaining fooball game tonight.  YOU LIED.  

 

I demand a refund.  

 

Sincerely,

A Disgruntled Customer

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20 hours ago, Principled Man said:

Dear Amazon Prime,

 

You promised me an entertaining fooball game tonight.  YOU LIED.  

 

I demand a refund.  

 

Sincerely,

A Disgruntled Customer

Dear Disgruntled,

You thought that was bad, wait until you see the mauling we give the Pack on Thanksgiving.

Gonna make Nero proud of us!

 

Sincerely,

the Detroit Lions Footbal Club

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2 hours ago, pjbear05 said:

Dear Disgruntled,

You thought that was bad, wait until you see the mauling we give the Pack on Thanksgiving.

Gonna make Nero proud of us!

 

Sincerely,

the Detroit Lions Footbal Club

Oh come on now the refs TRIED to help the Packers out. Oh you need a couple extra seconds for the end of the 3rd quarter? Sure no problem. Phantom holding call? Here ya go.

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On 9/24/2023 at 5:40 PM, Principled Man said:

I knew I should've drafted RB De'Von Achane (44 pts today) instead of Raheen Mostert (37).  :biggrin:  


Yes!  I should have drafted Achane.  
 

Thanks for your ZERO points today, Mostert.   You should change your name to Leastert!  😡

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1 hour ago, Principled Man said:

 

Thanks for your ZERO points today, Mostert.   You should change your name to Leastert!  😡

 

Ba-dum-dum! Shecky Principled Man, everyone! Remember to tip your waitress, and you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here! Good night!

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7 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

How about them Bears?   :tongue:

Watching the highlights now, up to what looks like a 4th-quarter collapse.

 

Sure enough.  :blink:

 

That was pathetic

 

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13 hours ago, goose said:

Watching the highlights now, up to what looks like a 4th-quarter collapse.

 

Sure enough.  :blink:

 

That was pathetic

 

Despite the loss, Chicago media is basically content, considering the first three games...but it was only the Broncos.  :confused:

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It's definitely a publicity stunt. Taylor Swift and other celebrities get free tickets to games. They are probably paying her to attend, boost ratings, and increase their ticket and merch sales.  Why else would she suddenly start dating an athlete?  All her other BFs were either actors or musicians. They tried to get her to do the half-time show but it's sponsored by Pepsi and she has a contract with the competition. 

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13 hours ago, treeduck said:

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The coach with the all time worst record is in the Hall of Fame.  :biggrin:

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I have never had so much fun watching the Lions!  This is what Ive been waiting for (agonizing) all these years!  Get into the playoffs and win a playoff game would be an awesome goal for this year.

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