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By the way, this song is currently the #4 song in the United States and climbing.

 

As a comparsion - highest chart position in the U.S.:

 

Closer to the Heart - #76

The Spirit of Radio - #51

Tom Sawyer - #44

New World Man - #21

 

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And this tells you all you need to know about the sorry state of music today.

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30 posts in this thread and no mention of KISS?

 

:wtf:

 

I'll fix that....

 

"Let's put the 'x' in SEX"

God gave rock and roll to you

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If you like to gamble, I tell you I'm your man

You win some, lose some, it's all the same to me

The pleasure is to play, makes no difference what you say

I don't share your greed, the only card I need is

The ace of spades, the ace of spades

Playing for the high one, dancing with the devil

Going with the flow, it's all a game to me

Seven or Eleven, snake eyes watching you

Double up or quit, double stake or split

The ace of spades, the ace of spades

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By the way, this song is currently the #4 song in the United States and climbing.

 

As a comparsion - highest chart position in the U.S.:

 

Closer to the Heart - #76

The Spirit of Radio - #51

Tom Sawyer - #44

New World Man - #21

 

doh.gif

 

And this tells you all you need to know about the sorry state of music today.

 

The post you quoted was ten years ago, even.

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By the way, this song is currently the #4 song in the United States and climbing.

 

As a comparsion - highest chart position in the U.S.:

 

Closer to the Heart - #76

The Spirit of Radio - #51

Tom Sawyer - #44

New World Man - #21

 

doh.gif

 

And this tells you all you need to know about the sorry state of music today.

 

The post you quoted was ten years ago, even.

 

Ha..now that definitely indicates how out of touch I am with what's popular today. I stopped listening to radio as we knew it years and years ago.

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I'm upper, upper class high society

God's gift to ballroom notoriety

And I always fill my ballroom

The event is never small

All the social papers say I've got the biggest balls of all

 

CHORUS

I've got big balls

I've got big balls

And they're such big balls

Dirty big balls

And he's got big balls,

And she's got big balls,

But we've got the biggest balls of them all!

 

And my balls are always bouncing

My ballroom always full

And everybody comes and comes again

If your name is on the guest list

No one can take you higher

Everybody says I've got great balls of fire!

 

CHORUS

 

Some balls are held for charity

And some for fancy dress

But when they're held for pleasure,

They're the balls that I like best.

And my balls are always bouncing,

To the left and to the right.

It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.

 

CHORUS

 

And I'm just itching to tell you about them

Oh, we have such wonderful fun

Seafood cocktail

Crabs

Crayfish

 

 

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Love this one. Great fun. I guess it just depends on your perspective I suppose. Some songs can just be funny and silly. Not favorite by a long shot but fun none the less... :codger:
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Yes.

 

I eat at Chez Nous.

 

That's awful.

 

Mick

I really like that song btw but that part not so much... :facepalm:
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By the way, this song is currently the #4 song in the United States and climbing.

 

As a comparsion - highest chart position in the U.S.:

 

Closer to the Heart - #76

The Spirit of Radio - #51

Tom Sawyer - #44

New World Man - #21

 

doh.gif

 

And this tells you all you need to know about the sorry state of music today.

 

The post you quoted was ten years ago, even.

 

Ha..now that definitely indicates how out of touch I am with what's popular today. I stopped listening to radio as we knew it years and years ago.

Indeed. My wife listens to current music every day in the car. Yuck. I will only listen to music made pre 80' typically. Classic rock or just popular music from the 60's and 70's. Makes me happy...
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30 posts in this thread and no mention of KISS?

 

:wtf:

 

I'll fix that....

 

"Let's put the 'x' in SEX"

God gave rock and roll to you

 

God Gave Rock And Roll To You was actually a cover ... Argent originally did it

 

Ironically, KISS opened for Argent in the early days, and according to the book from the original road crew members, Argent were aholes to the crew and to to band

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Sittin' in the back

Her head down in my lap

The moonlight shining down on her hair

 

The radio was playin'

Her fingertips were strayin'

Her Momma didn't know she was there

 

second verse - Take Me

 

but god, I love them

 

 

 

 

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30 posts in this thread and no mention of KISS?

 

:wtf:

 

I'll fix that....

 

"Let's put the 'x' in SEX"

God gave rock and roll to you

 

God Gave Rock And Roll To You was actually a cover ... Argent originally did it

 

Ironically, KISS opened for Argent in the early days, and according to the book from the original road crew members, Argent were aholes to the crew and to to band

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I love this song but:

 

Within Temptation- "The Howling"

 

Would you mind if I killed you?

Would you mind if I tried too?

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