pjbear05 Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 (edited) Jokes That Gynecologists Should Not Tell Their Patients, Chapter 37: Did you know that there are two things in the air that can get a woman pregnant? -- Her feet! :lol: Where are the preceding 36 chapters? Edited February 27, 2021 by pjbear05 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted February 27, 2021 Author Share Posted February 27, 2021 Jokes That Gynecologists Should Not Tell Their Patients, Chapter 37: Did you know that there are two things in the air that can get a woman pregnant? -- Her feet! :lol: Where are the preceding 36 chapters? They would take up too much bandwidth. Chapter 1 starts off with "Two gynecologists walk into a bar...." ;) ;) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P-Tor Posted February 28, 2021 Share Posted February 28, 2021 Q: What generation does Forrest Gump belong to? A: Gen A 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted March 3, 2021 Share Posted March 3, 2021 What's E.T. short for? He had Tiny legs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted March 3, 2021 Share Posted March 3, 2021 Wife to dying husband: Where would you like to be buried?Husband: Surprise me! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted March 3, 2021 Share Posted March 3, 2021 - Doctor, the problem hasn't gone away. - The suppositories I prescribed - have you been taking them regularly? - What do you think I've been doing? Shoving them up my ass? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted March 3, 2021 Author Share Posted March 3, 2021 What do you call Batman when he skips Church? -- Christian Bale 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted March 6, 2021 Author Share Posted March 6, 2021 A dyslexic man walks into a bra..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted March 9, 2021 Author Share Posted March 9, 2021 Why was Princess Leia always so stern and cranky? She was looking for love in Alderaan places.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
librarian Posted March 10, 2021 Share Posted March 10, 2021 What do you call a camel with no humps? Humphrey :) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted March 14, 2021 Author Share Posted March 14, 2021 Do you know why scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat? Because if they fall forward, they will still be in the boat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted March 14, 2021 Author Share Posted March 14, 2021 I fell for a moonshiner's daughter. She broke my heart, but I loved her still. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken hawk Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 What did the baseball glove say to the baseball as it was leaving ? Catch ya later.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted March 16, 2021 Author Share Posted March 16, 2021 What does Eeyore always order at Starbucks? A large Depresso. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted March 18, 2021 Author Share Posted March 18, 2021 *SIGH* ..... Comedy is really tough during a quarantine. You always have to tell inside jokes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
driventotheedge Posted March 18, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2021 Did you hear about the guy addicted to brake fluid? No big deal tho, he can stop anytime he wants 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
driventotheedge Posted March 18, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2021 Here's a music one.......... My farmer friend used his stimulus money to but baby chickens. In other words, he got his money for nothing and his chicks for free. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted March 19, 2021 Author Share Posted March 19, 2021 I explained to my 4-year old that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. The stupid brat is still laughing at me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bahamas Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old laws of the church by hand.He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head monk to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.The head monk, says, “You make a good point, my son.”He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held in a locked vault. Hours go by and nobody sees the head monk. The young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing.“We missed the R! We missed the R! We missed the R!”“Father!” cries the young monk. “What’s wrong?”The head monk with tears in his eyes replies, “The word is celebrate!” 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
librarian Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 What do you name a grumpy cow? moo-dy! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken hawk Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 What did one casket say to the other? Is that you coughing ? (coffin) ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted March 31, 2021 Author Share Posted March 31, 2021 To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will make you regret it. You have my Word. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordgalaxy Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 What's the favorite food of many domestic abusers. Smackaroni and cheese. Honorable mention: Beets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted April 7, 2021 Author Share Posted April 7, 2021 I'm turning 60 this year, and I have never used essential oils. It makes me wonder just how essential they really are. They should be called optional oils. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted April 8, 2021 Share Posted April 8, 2021 Tenth inning starts with a runner on second. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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