Tell A Dumb Joke

[pjbear05]

Jokes That Gynecologists Should Not Tell Their Patients, Chapter 37:

 

 

Did you know that there are two things in the air that can get a woman pregnant?

 

-- Her feet!

:lol: Where are the preceding 36 chapters? Edited February 27, 2021 by pjbear05

[Principled Man]

Jokes That Gynecologists Should Not Tell Their Patients, Chapter 37:

 

 

Did you know that there are two things in the air that can get a woman pregnant?

 

-- Her feet!

 

:lol: Where are the preceding 36 chapters?

 

They would take up too much bandwidth. Chapter 1 starts off with "Two gynecologists walk into a bar...." ;) ;)

[P-Tor]

Q: What generation does Forrest Gump belong to?

 

A: Gen A

[goose]

What's E.T. short for?

 

 

 

 

 

 

He had Tiny legs.

[treeduck]

Wife to dying husband: Where would you like to be buried?

Husband: Surprise me!

[toymaker]

- Doctor, the problem hasn't gone away.

 

- The suppositories I prescribed - have you been taking them regularly?

 

- What do you think I've been doing? Shoving them up my ass?

[Principled Man]

What do you call Batman when he skips Church?

 

 

 

-- Christian Bale

[Principled Man]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.....

[Principled Man]

Why was Princess Leia always so stern and cranky?

 

 

 

She was looking for love in Alderaan places....

[librarian]

What do you call a camel with no humps?

 

 

 

 

Humphrey :)

[Principled Man]

Do you know why scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?

 

 

Because if they fall forward, they will still be in the boat.

[Principled Man]

I fell for a moonshiner's daughter. She broke my heart, but I loved her still.

[Chicken hawk]

What did the baseball glove say to the baseball as it was leaving ?

 

Catch ya later..

[Principled Man]

What does Eeyore always order at Starbucks?

 

 

 

A large Depresso.

[Principled Man]

*SIGH* ..... Comedy is really tough during a quarantine.

 

 

 

 

You always have to tell inside jokes.

[driventotheedge]

Did you hear about the guy addicted to brake fluid?

 

 

 

No big deal tho, he can stop anytime he wants

[driventotheedge]

Here's a music one..........

 

 

My farmer friend used his stimulus money to but baby chickens.

In other words, he got his money for nothing and his chicks for free.

[Principled Man]

I explained to my 4-year old that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants.

 

 

 

The stupid brat is still laughing at me.

[Bahamas]

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old laws of the church by hand.

He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head monk to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.

The head monk, says, “You make a good point, my son.”

He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held in a locked vault. Hours go by and nobody sees the head monk. The young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him.

He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing.

“We missed the R! We missed the R! We missed the R!”

“Father!” cries the young monk. “What’s wrong?”

The head monk with tears in his eyes replies, “The word is celebrate!”

[librarian]

What do you name a grumpy cow?

 

 

moo-dy!

[Chicken hawk]

What did one casket say to the other?

 

 

 

Is that you coughing ? (coffin) ?

[Principled Man]

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will make you regret it. You have my Word.

[Fordgalaxy]

What's the favorite food of many domestic abusers.

 

 

Smackaroni and cheese.

 

Honorable mention: Beets.

[Principled Man]

I'm turning 60 this year, and I have never used essential oils.

 

It makes me wonder just how essential they really are. They should be called optional oils.

[laughedatbytime]

Tenth inning starts with a runner on second.