Jump to content

Tell A Dumb Joke


Principled Man
 Share

Recommended Posts

Paul Revere was unarmed. It's why he rode through town yelling his greatest wish:

 

 

 

TWO ARMS!! TWO ARMS!!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

An elephant's sitting at the bar, all sullen and dejected.

 

"It's no use," he tells the bartender. "I drink and drink and drink, and I still can't forget..."

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Did you hear that the Finnish Navy has painted bar codes on all their ships?

 

It's so that when they arrive in port, they Scandanavian.

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Did you hear that the Finnish Navy has painted bar codes on all their ships?

 

It's so that when they arrive in port, they Scandanavian.

 

Actually that's hilarious lol. #DadHumor

 

This next one's not for kids, Dad. ;)

 

Why are Laplander dances better than Pole dances?

 

The Laplander girls know how to Finnish.

  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Did you hear that the Finnish Navy has painted bar codes on all their ships?

 

It's so that when they arrive in port, they Scandanavian.

 

Actually that's hilarious lol. #DadHumor

 

This next one's not for kids, Dad. ;)

 

Why are Laplander dances better than Pole dances?

 

The Laplander girls know how to Finnish.

 

Hahahaaaa.... love it. I love these.. will make a compilation.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Why do Norwegian battleships all have barcodes on the sides?

 

 

....so when the ships return to port, they can Scandinavian!

 

I had totally forgotten about his one! I got the Finland version from another website just the other day. Sorry, Mara! :doh:

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

When you love triangles, every triangle is a love triangle.

 

-- Pythagoras, 540 BCE

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

A man walks into a bar and to his amazement, he sees a foot-tall man playing a tiny piano on the bar.

 

Stunned, the man asked the bartender, "Where did you get this guy?"

 

The bartender told him that inside the hall closet there was a genie who will grant him a single wish.

 

The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside.

Without hesitation, the man wished for a million bucks, but instead, 1 million ducks instantly appeared.

 

Infuriated, the man stormed to the bartender and screamed, "Your stupid genie is hard of hearing! I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks!"

 

The bartender yelled back, "No shit, Sherlock.....Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?!"

  • Like 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Did you watch the World Origami Championships last night?

 

 

I didn't. It was on PaperView.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
 Share

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...