Tell A Dumb Joke

[Huge Ackman]

Have you heard about corduroy pillows?

 

 

 

 

They're making head lines.....

 

:Neil:

[Principled Man]

Paul Revere was unarmed. It's why he rode through town yelling his greatest wish:

 

 

 

TWO ARMS!! TWO ARMS!!

[Principled Man]

An elephant's sitting at the bar, all sullen and dejected.

 

"It's no use," he tells the bartender. "I drink and drink and drink, and I still can't forget..."

[_hi_water._]

I found this:

[_hi_water._]

I found this:

http://youtu.be/Px_Y00XfOLA

this is kinda stupid ngl

[goose]

I found this:

That's a great joke!

[Principled Man]

Did you hear that the Finnish Navy has painted bar codes on all their ships?

 

It's so that when they arrive in port, they Scandanavian.

[lerxt1990]

Did you hear that the Finnish Navy has painted bar codes on all their ships?

 

It's so that when they arrive in port, they Scandanavian.

 

Actually that's hilarious lol. #DadHumor

[Principled Man]

Did you hear that the Finnish Navy has painted bar codes on all their ships?

 

It's so that when they arrive in port, they Scandanavian.

 

Actually that's hilarious lol. #DadHumor

 

This next one's not for kids, Dad. ;)

 

Why are Laplander dances better than Pole dances?

 

The Laplander girls know how to Finnish.

[lerxt1990]

Did you hear that the Finnish Navy has painted bar codes on all their ships?

 

It's so that when they arrive in port, they Scandanavian.

 

Actually that's hilarious lol. #DadHumor

 

This next one's not for kids, Dad. ;)

 

Why are Laplander dances better than Pole dances?

 

The Laplander girls know how to Finnish.

 

Hahahaaaa.... love it. I love these.. will make a compilation.

[_hi_water._]

Snakes & Arrows >>>>>>>>>>> Moving Pictures

[_hi_water._]

Tai Shan is the best Rush song

[Principled Man]

Why do Norwegian battleships all have barcodes on the sides?

 

 

....so when the ships return to port, they can Scandinavian!

 

I had totally forgotten about his one! I got the Finland version from another website just the other day. Sorry, Mara!

[Principled Man]

[_hi_water._]

Convert 1.2 miles to yards.

[Principled Man]

When you love triangles, every triangle is a love triangle.

 

-- Pythagoras, 540 BCE

[Principled Man]

Why does Tigger stink?

 

 

Because he plays with Pooh.

[Fordgalaxy]

Me: I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

 

Him:- How is it?

 

Me: I can't put it down.

[Principled Man]

A man walks into a bar and to his amazement, he sees a foot-tall man playing a tiny piano on the bar.

 

Stunned, the man asked the bartender, "Where did you get this guy?"

 

The bartender told him that inside the hall closet there was a genie who will grant him a single wish.

 

The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside.

Without hesitation, the man wished for a million bucks, but instead, 1 million ducks instantly appeared.

 

Infuriated, the man stormed to the bartender and screamed, "Your stupid genie is hard of hearing! I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks!"

 

The bartender yelled back, "No shit, Sherlock.....Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?!"

[goose]

^^^^

[Principled Man]

Did you watch the World Origami Championships last night?

 

 

I didn't. It was on PaperView.

[chemistry1973]

A now family-famous joke told by my at the time 5 year old son.\

 

What do you call a friend that poops a lot?

 

Buttie.

[chemistry1973]

I found this:

http://youtu.be/Px_Y00XfOLA

That's a great joke!

 

 

HAHA right into Manhattan Project!

[_hi_water._]

Why does Tigger stink?

 

 

Because he plays with Pooh.

oooh f**k you :LMAO:

[Chicken hawk]

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear ?

 

 

 

OPEN TOAD haha