Huge Ackman Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 Have you heard about corduroy pillows? They're making head lines..... :Neil: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted August 24, 2020 Author Share Posted August 24, 2020 Paul Revere was unarmed. It's why he rode through town yelling his greatest wish: TWO ARMS!! TWO ARMS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted September 9, 2020 Author Share Posted September 9, 2020 An elephant's sitting at the bar, all sullen and dejected. "It's no use," he tells the bartender. "I drink and drink and drink, and I still can't forget..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_hi_water._ Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 I found this: 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_hi_water._ Posted September 9, 2020 Share Posted September 9, 2020 I found this:http://youtu.be/Px_Y00XfOLAthis is kinda stupid ngl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted September 10, 2020 Share Posted September 10, 2020 I found this: That's a great joke! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted September 26, 2020 Author Share Posted September 26, 2020 Did you hear that the Finnish Navy has painted bar codes on all their ships? It's so that when they arrive in port, they Scandanavian. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 Did you hear that the Finnish Navy has painted bar codes on all their ships? It's so that when they arrive in port, they Scandanavian. Actually that's hilarious lol. #DadHumor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted September 27, 2020 Author Share Posted September 27, 2020 Did you hear that the Finnish Navy has painted bar codes on all their ships? It's so that when they arrive in port, they Scandanavian. Actually that's hilarious lol. #DadHumor This next one's not for kids, Dad. ;) Why are Laplander dances better than Pole dances? The Laplander girls know how to Finnish. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 Did you hear that the Finnish Navy has painted bar codes on all their ships? It's so that when they arrive in port, they Scandanavian. Actually that's hilarious lol. #DadHumor This next one's not for kids, Dad. ;) Why are Laplander dances better than Pole dances? The Laplander girls know how to Finnish. Hahahaaaa.... love it. I love these.. will make a compilation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_hi_water._ Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 Snakes & Arrows >>>>>>>>>>> Moving Pictures Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_hi_water._ Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 Tai Shan is the best Rush song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted October 2, 2020 Author Share Posted October 2, 2020 Why do Norwegian battleships all have barcodes on the sides? ....so when the ships return to port, they can Scandinavian! I had totally forgotten about his one! I got the Finland version from another website just the other day. Sorry, Mara! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted October 4, 2020 Author Share Posted October 4, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_hi_water._ Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 Convert 1.2 miles to yards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted October 20, 2020 Author Share Posted October 20, 2020 When you love triangles, every triangle is a love triangle. -- Pythagoras, 540 BCE 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted November 19, 2020 Author Share Posted November 19, 2020 Why does Tigger stink? Because he plays with Pooh. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordgalaxy Posted November 19, 2020 Share Posted November 19, 2020 Me: I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. Him:- How is it? Me: I can't put it down. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted November 27, 2020 Author Share Posted November 27, 2020 A man walks into a bar and to his amazement, he sees a foot-tall man playing a tiny piano on the bar. Stunned, the man asked the bartender, "Where did you get this guy?" The bartender told him that inside the hall closet there was a genie who will grant him a single wish. The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside. Without hesitation, the man wished for a million bucks, but instead, 1 million ducks instantly appeared. Infuriated, the man stormed to the bartender and screamed, "Your stupid genie is hard of hearing! I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks!" The bartender yelled back, "No shit, Sherlock.....Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?!" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 ^^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted December 1, 2020 Author Share Posted December 1, 2020 Did you watch the World Origami Championships last night? I didn't. It was on PaperView. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chemistry1973 Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 A now family-famous joke told by my at the time 5 year old son.\ What do you call a friend that poops a lot? Buttie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chemistry1973 Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 I found this:http://youtu.be/Px_Y00XfOLAThat's a great joke! HAHA right into Manhattan Project! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_hi_water._ Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Why does Tigger stink? Because he plays with Pooh.oooh f**k you :LMAO: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken hawk Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 What kind of shoes do Frogs wear ? OPEN TOAD haha 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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