laughedatbytime Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 (edited) This year at the Masters if someone holes out in three on a par five, it will be known as a Jim Eagle. Edited April 9, 2021 by laughedatbytime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken hawk Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
driventotheedge Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 Tenth inning starts with a runner on second.Such a very bad joke 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted April 13, 2021 Author Share Posted April 13, 2021 Charles Dickens walks into a bar. He orders a martini. The bartender says, "Olive or twist?" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzy85 Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 I don't drink but I identify as an alcoholic. I'm a transbender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted April 16, 2021 Author Share Posted April 16, 2021 There was some nasty fighting between the two floors of my local shopping mall, so the Management staff made all the customers take the stairs. That de-escalated the situation very quickly. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted April 17, 2021 Author Share Posted April 17, 2021 I don't drink but I identify as an alcoholic. I'm a transbender. My father spent his entire life collecting empty glass bottles. That's much better than saying he was an alcoholic.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted April 19, 2021 Author Share Posted April 19, 2021 (edited) The CEO of IKEA was elected the Prime Minister of Sweden. He is currently assembling his cabinet. Edited April 19, 2021 by Principled Man 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
driventotheedge Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 The CEO of IKEA was elected the Prime Minister of Sweden. He is currently assembling his cabinet.A true groaner 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 What is Mike Patton's favorite ice cream sandwich? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken hawk Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 Where did the sheep get its hair cut? :lol:The Baa Baa shop. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
driventotheedge Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 Where did the sheep get its hair cut? :lol:The Baa Baa shop. Sheep must be from Bawston then 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted May 4, 2021 Author Share Posted May 4, 2021 It's rather surprising that Marvel Films hasn’t tried to put advertisements on the Hulk. He’s essentially a giant Banner. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted May 6, 2021 Author Share Posted May 6, 2021 Kidney stones shouldn't be called kidney stones. They're so small, they should be called pee gravel. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted May 7, 2021 Author Share Posted May 7, 2021 I accidentally sprayed deodorant into my mouth. Now, I have a strange Axe scent. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
driventotheedge Posted May 24, 2021 Share Posted May 24, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted May 25, 2021 Author Share Posted May 25, 2021 (edited) Two Gentile businessmen meet in a café. One asks the other, “How’s business?” The other says, “Great!” Edited May 25, 2021 by Principled Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted June 2, 2021 Author Share Posted June 2, 2021 Did you know that Australia’s biggest export is the boomerang? It’s also their biggest import..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
driventotheedge Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 I'm starting a highlighter collection, mark my words! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordgalaxy Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 Kid: "Mom, what is dark humor?" Mom : "You see that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap." Kid: "Mom, I'm blind!" Mom: "Exactly." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken hawk Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 (edited) Edited June 9, 2021 by Chicken hawk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
driventotheedge Posted June 24, 2021 Share Posted June 24, 2021 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordgalaxy Posted June 24, 2021 Share Posted June 24, 2021 You ever try to eat a clock? It's time consuming. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 I'm always agreeing with whatever Harrison Ford says. He always makes a great POINT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
condemned2bfree Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 Got fired from my banking job today. Manager asked me to check a customer's balance, so I pushed her over. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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