Tell A Dumb Joke

[librarian]

[goose]

:lol:

[Weakly Criminal]

[librarian]

And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life”

 

But John came fifth and won a toaster...

[Weakly Criminal]

[Principled Man]

When you fall asleep in a suit of armor, you’ll wake up to pee in the metal of the knight.

[Weakly Criminal]

[Principled Man]

..........

 

Very funny, but so hideous, I can’t look at it again. :laughing guy:

[Chicken hawk]

[RUSHHEAD666]

What does the Titanic and the "Sixth Sense" have in common?

 

Icy dead people

[Weakly Criminal]

[Weakly Criminal]

Ladies, please contain yourselves in the grocery store!

 

 

 

And try to stay carlm.

Edited October 24, 2021 by Weakly Criminal

[goose]

Ladies, please contain yourselves in the grocery store!

 

 

 

And try to stay carlm.

:lol:

[Chicken hawk]

[Principled Man]

[Weakly Criminal]

[Weakly Criminal]

[Principled Man]

The Dragon of Erebor was incorrigible as a child.

 

His mother would always say, "Get that damned smaug look off your face!"

[Principled Man]

We have a big buck wandering the neighborhood.

 

He’s a bit clumsy, so we named him “Scooby Doo”.

 

Every fall, he goes into Rut Roh.....

[Fordgalaxy]

A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.

A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says: "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

He says: "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the

counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes."

 

She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

He says: "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. test line. It's a good all around combination and it's on sale this week for only $20.00."

She says: "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of

it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!"

As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.

 

"Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.

She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first, she is

really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk

could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that

she was the only person around.

 

The man rings up the sale and says: "That'll be $34.50 please."

The woman is totally confused by this and asks: "Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"

He replies: "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the duck call is $11.00 and the catfish bait is $3.50."

[Principled Man]

Why are thermonuclear fusion scientists so funny?

 

 

He He He.....

[Fordgalaxy]

What does Santa get bad children for Christmas?

 

A package of batteries with the note, "toy not included."

[condemned2bfree]

[Chicken hawk]

What did the Peanut Butter say to the Grape on Christmas Eve??

 

 

 

Tis the Season to be Jelly !

Edited December 20, 2021 by Chicken hawk

[Weakly Criminal]