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Why were the parents so happy that their daughter was dating a goalie?

 

He was a real keeper....

 

.....and he wasn't interested in scoring.  

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My grief counselor died this week.

 

He was so good I don't even care.

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My wife complains I don't buy her flowers.

 

I had no idea she sells them!

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A baby seal walks into a bar.  
 

The bartender says, “What would you like?”

 

The baby seal says, “Anything but a Canadian Club.”

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I forget to look at this forum, thanks for the giggles everybody!

 

A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents.

They're appalled  by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.

Later, the girl's Mom says "Dear, he doesn't seem to be a very nice boy." 

 

"Oh, please, Mom!" says the daughter.

"If he wasn't nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?"

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On 2/18/2023 at 7:57 AM, Jack Aubrey said:

My grief counselor died this week.

 

He was so good I don't even care.

 

Some punk broke into my house last week and stole my diary. 

 

I just found out that he died yesterday.

 

My thoughts are with his family. 

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Food doesn’t really go bad.  
 

You didn’t eat it fast enough, so other creatures are eating it now.  

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This Day in History:  March 2nd, 1797 – The Bank of England issues the first one-pound and two-pound banknotes.

 

It's no wonder the British always wore suspenders.  That's a lot of weight to carry around....

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What do the films Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common?

 

 

Icy dead people.

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Tom Cruise with his shirt off?  L. Ron Hubba Hubba!!
 

— Jimmy Kimmel

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