Principled Man Posted February 14 Author Share Posted February 14 Why were the parents so happy that their daughter was dating a goalie? He was a real keeper.... .....and he wasn't interested in scoring. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 My grief counselor died this week. He was so good I don't even care. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 My wife complains I don't buy her flowers. I had no idea she sells them! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted February 21 Author Share Posted February 21 (edited) A baby seal walks into a bar. The bartender says, “What would you like?” The baby seal says, “Anything but a Canadian Club.” Edited February 21 by Principled Man 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bahamas Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 I forget to look at this forum, thanks for the giggles everybody! A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They're appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings. Later, the girl's Mom says "Dear, he doesn't seem to be a very nice boy." "Oh, please, Mom!" says the daughter. "If he wasn't nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted February 22 Author Share Posted February 22 On 2/18/2023 at 7:57 AM, Jack Aubrey said: My grief counselor died this week. He was so good I don't even care. Some punk broke into my house last week and stole my diary. I just found out that he died yesterday. My thoughts are with his family. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weakly Criminal Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordgalaxy Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted February 28 Author Share Posted February 28 Food doesn’t really go bad. You didn’t eat it fast enough, so other creatures are eating it now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted March 2 Author Share Posted March 2 This Day in History: March 2nd, 1797 – The Bank of England issues the first one-pound and two-pound banknotes. It's no wonder the British always wore suspenders. That's a lot of weight to carry around.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted March 4 Share Posted March 4 Prime rib is unlike regular ribs. It's divisible by itself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted March 7 Author Share Posted March 7 What do the films Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common? Icy dead people. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted March 13 Author Share Posted March 13 Tom Cruise with his shirt off? L. Ron Hubba Hubba!! — Jimmy Kimmel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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