Jack Aubrey Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie into it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted August 4, 2023 Author Share Posted August 4, 2023 5 hours ago, Jack Aubrey said: What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? That reminds me of a funny story....................................... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted August 8, 2023 Author Share Posted August 8, 2023 My wife told me that sex is much better during vacations. I wasn't expecting this on her postcard from Greece. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BastillePark Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 Why doesn't Mike Pence have sex? He's afraid it would lead to dancing. (plagiarized from Steve Martin and Martin Short) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted August 23, 2023 Author Share Posted August 23, 2023 My seafood quiche is delicious! I always cut it into eighths, so I can call it Octopi. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted September 5, 2023 Share Posted September 5, 2023 A dung beetle walks into a bar. He says, "Is this stool taken?" 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BastillePark Posted September 5, 2023 Share Posted September 5, 2023 What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Two dough nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted September 6, 2023 Author Share Posted September 6, 2023 Aliens travelling the galaxy would never stop and visit Earth. It has a one-star rating. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted September 6, 2023 Share Posted September 6, 2023 What is Kevin Bacon's favorite Dream Theater album? Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted September 12, 2023 Author Share Posted September 12, 2023 My wife is a physician, and I have an MBA. One of our friends once asked her if she ever tells me to call her "Doctor". Hell no! My wife said. If I do that, then I would have to call him "Master".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 A cannibal says to a another one, 'I don't like your wife'. The other one replies, 'Eat the chips'. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted September 26, 2023 Author Share Posted September 26, 2023 I fired my weightlifting instructor. He didn't know squat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzy85 Posted October 7, 2023 Share Posted October 7, 2023 How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But how the hell did they get in a light bulb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted October 8, 2023 Share Posted October 8, 2023 Woman, 'Now look here'. Man, 'I probably will'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BastillePark Posted October 8, 2023 Share Posted October 8, 2023 What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I've never had a lentil on my face. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
condemned2bfree Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 What fruit do cows eat? Moo berries. Yes that's dumb, but in my defense, I thought of it for the kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
condemned2bfree Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 I'd like to die like my dad, peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like his passengers. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
condemned2bfree Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 When the inventor of the drawing board messed up, where did he go back to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
condemned2bfree Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol in the pilots ribs and demanded ''take me to the canaries!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
condemned2bfree Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 I have kleptomania, but when it's really bad, I take something for it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
condemned2bfree Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 Woman goes to the docs and says ''I've got a bad back. Docs replies ''that's old age. Women not happy asks for a second opinion, doc answers ''you're ugly as well.'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
condemned2bfree Posted October 9, 2023 Share Posted October 9, 2023 Dyslexic man walks into a bra. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted October 10, 2023 Author Share Posted October 10, 2023 The American Academy of Pediatrics has announced that it is now using binary computations when discussing child development. The Terrible 2's are now officially known as The Terrible 10's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BastillePark Posted October 10, 2023 Share Posted October 10, 2023 1 hour ago, Principled Man said: The American Academy of Pediatrics has announced that it is now using binary computations when discussing child development. The Terrible 2's are now officially known as The Terrible 10's. What if they're non-binary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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