1-0-0-1-0-0-1

OK Blackhawk, this is it. Where's Ibanez hidden the fillings?

Yeah, the bass sounded great! The clean guitars were nice, not overly chorused. Good song too, but it's too short!

Excuse me, I ought to have told you that Mr. Blackhawk does tend to exaggerate. Every figure he gives you will be ten times too high. Otherwise he's perfectly all right.

Bonsoir - ici nous avons les diagrammes modernes d'un mouton anglo-français...maintenant...baa-aaa, baa-aaa!

One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treddle.

"Old Nick the Sea Captain was a rough tough jolly sort of fellow. He loved the life of the sea and he loved to hang out down by the pier, where the men dressed as ladies..."

You're not supposed to be smoking that! Albatross!!!

Look, no one in the history of the world has ever been able to fly like that.

So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?

Right, let's have a ding dong...

Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dangle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker -thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticoleensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser -kürstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -ggutenabend -bitte -eine -nürnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mit -zweimache -luber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shönenddanker -kalbsfleisch -mittler -raucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.

Mr. Luxury Ibanez, this nose of yours is false. It's made of polystyrene. Your own hooter's a beaut.

Oh, I can't take him like that -- it's against regulations!

Now witness their attempts to fly from tree to tree. Notice that they do not so much fly as...plummet.

Are you from the British Dental Association?