IbanezJem Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 Trying to decide if I would rather fight a chicken each time I get in the car, or have a sword fight with an orangutan on a random day each year.I`d need to know if the orangutan can hold the sword effectively and how old he is first. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordgalaxy Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 Trying to decide if I would rather fight a chicken each time I get in the car, or have a sword fight with an orangutan on a random day each year.I`d need to know if the orangutan can hold the sword effectively and how old he is first. Chicken. Orangutans are ridiculously strong and even a glancing blow would cut you like warm butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 Trying to decide if I would rather fight a chicken each time I get in the car, or have a sword fight with an orangutan on a random day each year.I`d need to know if the orangutan can hold the sword effectively and how old he is first. Chicken. Orangutans are ridiculously strong and even a glancing blow would cut you like warm butter.But if you get into your car say, 4 times a day on average? You`d start to get very annoyed about this. Imagine leaving something you needed in the glovebox or in the boot. One really tough fight with a monkey who might not even know he is in a fight and he might just put the sword down on the floor? I think I`d go with the orangutan, giving me 364 rest days while your seats are covered in blood, entrails and feathers from 1400 chickens :D 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordgalaxy Posted October 13, 2021 Share Posted October 13, 2021 Back to the OP question. Not realizing I had so much influence here. :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 It was that or cry, but I made a smoothie because people are driving me crazy about making these smoothies that are supposed to be so terrific. I think all the stuff they made me drink before imaging and cat scans swore me off to smoothies forevery. Anyway, some kind soul provided me with an A-1 smoothie maker. I was so excited. I got all the ingredients together. Then I flipped the on switch and the smoothie wound up all over the place. I forgot to tighten the lid. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordgalaxy Posted October 14, 2021 Share Posted October 14, 2021 It was that or cry, but I made a smoothie because people are driving me crazy about making these smoothies that are supposed to be so terrific. I think all the stuff they made me drink before imaging and cat scans swore me off to smoothies forevery. Anyway, some kind soul provided me with an A-1 smoothie maker. I was so excited. I got all the ingredients together. Then I flipped the on switch and the smoothie wound up all over the place. I forgot to tighten the lid. Doh! Was someone video recording that to send to America's Funniest Videos? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted October 16, 2021 Share Posted October 16, 2021 It was that or cry, but I made a smoothie because people are driving me crazy about making these smoothies that are supposed to be so terrific. I think all the stuff they made me drink before imaging and cat scans swore me off to smoothies forevery. Anyway, some kind soul provided me with an A-1 smoothie maker. I was so excited. I got all the ingredients together. Then I flipped the on switch and the smoothie wound up all over the place. I forgot to tighten the lid.:lol: The other day I put the lid on without the little middle piece and got banana smoothie all over. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grep Posted October 16, 2021 Share Posted October 16, 2021 About a half dozen things from Lower Decks.... before the WTF moment. Then laughter because it has promoted itself to real-Trek. Hell yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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invisible airwave Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhyta Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 Duck and cover! Remember those drills real well. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhyta Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 One of my husband's t-shirts, wish I could post a pic but they don't work for me. OMG It's R2D2! insert picture of a Dalek I loved him on Star Trek cracks me up everytime I wash it for him. :laughing guy: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
driventotheedge Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 Duck and cover! Remember those drills real well.Your age is showing.........................oh wait, so is mine based on this post. :codger: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 My hospice chaplain. Every time she comes over, we always get a few hearty laughs in. The rest of the day is always better when she has been here. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 My hospice chaplain. Every time she comes over, we always get a few hearty laughs in. The rest of the day is always better when she has been here.It makes me happy that you have those moments. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 Duck and cover! Remember those drills real well. So do I. Remember the sirens too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhyta Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 OMG, my sides are sore from laughing at this video...it is a long one but so funny...love the Power Rangers...Green Batmans instead...something lost in translation... :laughing guy:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKgRRJsajHw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 That Beat Saber is a real thing. People, lol. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 OMG, my sides are sore from laughing at this video...it is a long one but so funny...love the Power Rangers...Green Batmans instead...something lost in translation... :laughing guy:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKgRRJsajHw:lol: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted November 3, 2021 Share Posted November 3, 2021 Bregman's 7th inning at bat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat 3 Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjbear05 Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 As part of setting follow ups with my primary physician, it was noticed I was way overdue for a colonoscopy. My primary's office set me up a teleconference with a gastroenterologist, which I did today. Sneaky, but the doctor is a good guy, and working with my primary to get this done after the holidays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 As part of setting follow ups with my primary physician, it was noticed I was way overdue for a colonoscopy. My primary's office set me up a teleconference with a gastroenterologist, which I did today. Sneaky, but the doctor is a good guy, and working with my primary to get this done after the holidays.Colonoscopies are best done via teleconference :| 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
driventotheedge Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 As part of setting follow ups with my primary physician, it was noticed I was way overdue for a colonoscopy. My primary's office set me up a teleconference with a gastroenterologist, which I did today. Sneaky, but the doctor is a good guy, and working with my primary to get this done after the holidays.Because my mother had (and fortunately beat) colon cancer 25 years ago, I have had to have them starting when I was 50. I hate them and it isn't the procedure which you're not aware is even being done. Nor is it the shitting that I hate. For me it's that I'm not allowed to eat the day before (real food anyway). I am a big dude with a big appetite and I hate being hungry. I wish you a "clean" (LOL) bill of health. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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