What Made You Laugh Today?

[IbanezJem]

Trying to decide if I would rather fight a chicken each time I get in the car, or have a sword fight with an orangutan on a random day each year.

I`d need to know if the orangutan can hold the sword effectively and how old he is first.

[Fordgalaxy]

Trying to decide if I would rather fight a chicken each time I get in the car, or have a sword fight with an orangutan on a random day each year.

I`d need to know if the orangutan can hold the sword effectively and how old he is first.

 

Chicken. Orangutans are ridiculously strong and even a glancing blow would cut you like warm butter.

[IbanezJem]

Trying to decide if I would rather fight a chicken each time I get in the car, or have a sword fight with an orangutan on a random day each year.

I`d need to know if the orangutan can hold the sword effectively and how old he is first.

 

Chicken. Orangutans are ridiculously strong and even a glancing blow would cut you like warm butter.

But if you get into your car say, 4 times a day on average? You`d start to get very annoyed about this. Imagine leaving something you needed in the glovebox or in the boot. One really tough fight with a monkey who might not even know he is in a fight and he might just put the sword down on the floor? I think I`d go with the orangutan, giving me 364 rest days while your seats are covered in blood, entrails and feathers from 1400 chickens :D

[Fordgalaxy]

Back to the OP question. Not realizing I had so much influence here. :huh:

[Lorraine]

It was that or cry, but I made a smoothie because people are driving me crazy about making these smoothies that are supposed to be so terrific. I think all the stuff they made me drink before imaging and cat scans swore me off to smoothies forevery.

 

Anyway, some kind soul provided me with an A-1 smoothie maker. I was so excited. I got all the ingredients together. Then I flipped the on switch and the smoothie wound up all over the place. I forgot to tighten the lid.

[Fordgalaxy]

It was that or cry, but I made a smoothie because people are driving me crazy about making these smoothies that are supposed to be so terrific. I think all the stuff they made me drink before imaging and cat scans swore me off to smoothies forevery.

 

Anyway, some kind soul provided me with an A-1 smoothie maker. I was so excited. I got all the ingredients together. Then I flipped the on switch and the smoothie wound up all over the place. I forgot to tighten the lid.

 

Doh! Was someone video recording that to send to America's Funniest Videos? ;)

[goose]

It was that or cry, but I made a smoothie because people are driving me crazy about making these smoothies that are supposed to be so terrific. I think all the stuff they made me drink before imaging and cat scans swore me off to smoothies forevery.

 

Anyway, some kind soul provided me with an A-1 smoothie maker. I was so excited. I got all the ingredients together. Then I flipped the on switch and the smoothie wound up all over the place. I forgot to tighten the lid.

:lol:

 

The other day I put the lid on without the little middle piece and got banana smoothie all over.

[grep]

About a half dozen things from Lower Decks.... before the WTF moment.

 

Then laughter because it has promoted itself to real-Trek. Hell yes.

[Fordgalaxy]

[Weakly Criminal]

[invisible airwave]

[Rhyta]

Duck and cover! Remember those drills real well.

[Rhyta]

One of my husband's t-shirts, wish I could post a pic but they don't work for me.

 

OMG It's R2D2!

 

insert picture of a Dalek

 

I loved him on Star Trek

 

cracks me up everytime I wash it for him. :laughing guy:

[driventotheedge]

Duck and cover! Remember those drills real well.

Your age is showing.........................oh wait, so is mine based on this post. :codger:

[Lorraine]

My hospice chaplain. Every time she comes over, we always get a few hearty laughs in. The rest of the day is always better when she has been here.

[goose]

My hospice chaplain. Every time she comes over, we always get a few hearty laughs in. The rest of the day is always better when she has been here.

It makes me happy that you have those moments.

[Lorraine]

Duck and cover! Remember those drills real well.

 

So do I.

 

Remember the sirens too.

[Rhyta]

OMG, my sides are sore from laughing at this video...it is a long one but so funny...love the Power Rangers...Green Batmans instead...something lost in translation... :laughing guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKgRRJsajHw

[goose]

That Beat Saber is a real thing.

 

People, lol.

[goose]

OMG, my sides are sore from laughing at this video...it is a long one but so funny...love the Power Rangers...Green Batmans instead...something lost in translation... :laughing guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKgRRJsajHw

:lol:

[laughedatbytime]

Bregman's 7th inning at bat.

[The Cat 3]

[pjbear05]

As part of setting follow ups with my primary physician, it was noticed I was way overdue for a colonoscopy. My primary's office set me up a teleconference with a gastroenterologist, which I did today. Sneaky, but the doctor is a good guy, and working with my primary to get this done after the holidays.

[IbanezJem]

As part of setting follow ups with my primary physician, it was noticed I was way overdue for a colonoscopy. My primary's office set me up a teleconference with a gastroenterologist, which I did today. Sneaky, but the doctor is a good guy, and working with my primary to get this done after the holidays.

Colonoscopies are best done via teleconference :|

[driventotheedge]

As part of setting follow ups with my primary physician, it was noticed I was way overdue for a colonoscopy. My primary's office set me up a teleconference with a gastroenterologist, which I did today. Sneaky, but the doctor is a good guy, and working with my primary to get this done after the holidays.

Because my mother had (and fortunately beat) colon cancer 25 years ago, I have had to have them starting when I was 50. I hate them and it isn't the procedure which you're not aware is even being done. Nor is it the shitting that I hate. For me it's that I'm not allowed to eat the day before (real food anyway). I am a big dude with a big appetite and I hate being hungry. I wish you a "clean" (LOL) bill of health.