invisible airwave Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jack Aubrey Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 I was watching a YouTube vid about the Aliens franchise. In the vid, they showed that they had launched a line of toys and were a bit flabbergasted over how they marketed toys based on some very nasty aliens from an R-rated movie that would literally either rip you apart or impregnate you! Which led to the following: One of the hosts of the vid remarked that the worst he ever saw was a youth-sized rubber Predator Halloween costume and it was listed as a "latex ch*ld Predator costume!!" He speculated that if you bought one of those costumes along with lots of candy you could be in for a bad time! I hope that my censoring of that word was enough to avoid triggering any search engines. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 I got suspended! On another commenting forum (about actor Ezra Miller, aka The Flash), a few of the members (and yours truly) made comments about Miller, which were apparently deemed in violation of the guidelines. I was sent to my room for 24 hours to think about what I've done..... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 Eroxon, a topical gel intended to treat erectile dysfunction, may soon be available in the United States. The Food and Drug Administration authorized the marketing of the product as a medical device on Friday. Eroxon, a first-of-its-kind treatment for erectile dysfunction, will not require a prescription. Eroxon isn’t a drug; the FDA calls it a “non-medicated hydro-alcoholic gel.” Futura Medical, a U.K.-based company that manufactures Eroxon, markets the topical treatment as a “fast-acting gel” that helps men “get an erection within 10 minutes.” Obviously, Futura Medical should have called it Myroxoff. Honey, where are you going? -- Down to the pharmacy to get Myroxoff, dear. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted June 15, 2023 Share Posted June 15, 2023 Some guy who wrote for Nixon calling the indictment and arrest similar to nazi fascism. No wonder Bueller skipped school. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMontanaSKY Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 I stumbled into a Roman Catholic funeral service by accident today. I felt like a f*cking jerk....& Yes I was wearing a RUSH tee shirt. I laughed at the situation later. On a lighter note the decedent was in a nice casket and in a new hearse. That dude did good in his life. I am not a necrophiliac, I just have the weirdest luck. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 On 6/16/2023 at 3:48 PM, BigMontanaSKY said: I stumbled into a Roman Catholic funeral service by accident today Well that's a new twist on California Dreamin'! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BastillePark Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 On 6/15/2023 at 2:29 PM, invisible airwave said: Some guy who wrote for Nixon calling the indictment and arrest similar to nazi fascism. No wonder Bueller skipped school. It's interesting that he once had a show where he would show off how smart he supposedly was. With comments like that it seems dementia has set in. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 On 6/16/2023 at 5:48 PM, BigMontanaSKY said: I stumbled into a Roman Catholic funeral service by accident today. I just got back from a funeral for a pianist. It was very low key.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weakly Criminal Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 18 minutes ago, Weakly Criminal said: Image that I don't ever want to see again Good GAWD, man! What were you thinking?! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Krystal Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 I stumbled across the Facebook profile of a guy who didn't treat me very well in high school. He's still single and childless. And very overweight. I dodged a bullet. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 "Things are so bad in Russia that Steven Seagal is trending!" - Hal Sparks weekly radio program JCVD was better than him anyways. At least the muscles from Brussels had SOME charisma even if he wasn't Ahnuld...and wasn't the worst 90s host in SNL history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 Sunday, June 25th: By not-so-pure coincidence, both the Ohio State Lottery and the Kentucky State Lottery PICK 3 numbers were........ .........666. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 Murphy’s Law #137: Whenever you lose a tool, within 24 hours after you buy a new one, you will find the one you lost. Sure enough! This morning, I found the pair of metal snips that I couldn’t find after a full search of the house. I bought a new pair yesterday. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted July 2, 2023 Share Posted July 2, 2023 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMontanaSKY Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 My younger relative being (in my generation's slang)...a dickweed. The kid is a dickweed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BastillePark Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 Seeing and hearing Lindsey Graham get booed off the stage in his own state. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BastillePark Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 That one dude is half of Meal Team 6 all by hisself. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhyta Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 (edited) On 6/18/2023 at 5:36 PM, BastillePark said: Photo shopped, she has thick brows but this is enhanced for laughs Edited July 4, 2023 by Rhyta 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 37 minutes ago, BastillePark said: That one dude is half of Meal Team 6 all by hisself. Tomorrow, he's going to the local Comic Com and cosplaying The Blob from the X-Men comics. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 1 hour ago, BastillePark said: That one dude is half of Meal Team 6 all by hisself. Based on the price of gasoline I see on the sign, this pic may very well be of Trump supporters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 On 6/17/2023 at 10:42 PM, Weakly Criminal said: I'm feeling very LGBTQ+ right now. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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