invisible airwave Posted May 10, 2023 Share Posted May 10, 2023 (edited) "Morgan Fairchld's husband" just found out after forking around. They're gonna love you in prison, Kitara, the dog killer! Edited May 10, 2023 by invisible airwave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 I just saw at teen walk by wearing a "Quint's Shark Fishing" tshirt 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BastillePark Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 Drove by a sign for a bar that said "Open 7 days a week, like your mom". 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhyta Posted May 13, 2023 Share Posted May 13, 2023 47 minutes ago, BastillePark said: Drove by a sign for a bar that said "Open 7 days a week, like your mom". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted May 14, 2023 Share Posted May 14, 2023 I solved Wordle in 2 guesses today. Wordle 693 2/6 ⬛🟨🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I sent it to my niece, who promptly accused me of CHEATING….. I get no respect, let me tell ya….. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krystal Posted May 14, 2023 Share Posted May 14, 2023 When Geddy Lee and Alex Lifeson first started playing together, they called their band The Lost Cause. Then they changed their name to The Projection before finally changing it to Rush. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BastillePark Posted May 20, 2023 Share Posted May 20, 2023 (edited) A tweet with The Ultimate Warrior running to the ring with the caption "When you wake up at 9:45 and the free breakfast buffet ends at 10." The .gif wouldn't play but it was funnier to watch. Edited May 20, 2023 by BastillePark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krystal Posted May 21, 2023 Share Posted May 21, 2023 Miley Cyrus has no desire to tour again. Oh well. More money for Taylor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted May 21, 2023 Share Posted May 21, 2023 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted May 21, 2023 Share Posted May 21, 2023 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallithrax Posted May 21, 2023 Share Posted May 21, 2023 I had quite a large laugh at myself this morning (for information, I am not a reader of lyrics - I hear what i hear). I was walking to get my daily steps in and had Roadshow playing on Audible. It was during Chapter 3 when Neil was talking religion and the lyrics of Freewill were quoted: "You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill I will choose a path that's clear, I will choose Freewill" I had always heard the last line as : "I will choose a bathysphere, I will choose Freewill" 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted May 22, 2023 Share Posted May 22, 2023 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krystal Posted May 23, 2023 Share Posted May 23, 2023 Selena Gomez married herself on her 30th birthday. It's called sologamy. I can imagine Taylor Swift doing that someday. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grep Posted May 23, 2023 Share Posted May 23, 2023 1 minute ago, Krystal said: Selena Gomez married herself on her 30th birthday. It's called sologamy. I can imagine Taylor Swift doing that someday. I look forward to the upcoming divorce. When she can no longer live with herself. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMontanaSKY Posted May 23, 2023 Share Posted May 23, 2023 On 5/21/2023 at 8:51 AM, Principled Man said: I've actually experienced this with less fowl (I'm guessing coyotes thinned the group out.....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BastillePark Posted June 3, 2023 Share Posted June 3, 2023 Thinking about the good old boys heads exploding when they see this. Let the boycotting begin. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krystal Posted June 7, 2023 Share Posted June 7, 2023 (edited) This is why David Hyde Pierce is a much better actor than Kelsey Grammer. Edited June 9, 2023 by Krystal 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted June 7, 2023 Share Posted June 7, 2023 Paste eater Christ Licht is fired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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invisible airwave Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 On 5/22/2023 at 6:47 PM, Krystal said: Selena Gomez married herself on her 30th birthday. It's called sologamy. I can imagine Taylor Swift doing that someday. This recently happened. I'm not kidding. This year is to marrying yourself what 2015 is to movies with Paul Giamatti as a real life music svengali. https://people.com/human-interest/77-year-old-woman-gets-dream-wedding-marries-herself-so-happy/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted June 9, 2023 Share Posted June 9, 2023 On 6/7/2023 at 9:05 PM, BastillePark said: Wouldn't be the first time it cursed someone. Looks at some Kartrashian in law who committed vehicular manslaughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krystal Posted June 10, 2023 Share Posted June 10, 2023 There's always someone out there who's having a worse day than you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 Lesson Of The Day: It is easier to catch a chipmunk than to kill it. Having been convicted of constantly burrowing all around the front door, the sentence was carried out: The varmint was taken for a long ride up north and let loose in a wooded area. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueschica Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 7 hours ago, Principled Man said: Lesson Of The Day: It is easier to catch a chipmunk than to kill it. Having been convicted of constantly burrowing all around the front door, the sentence was carried out: The varmint was taken for a long ride up north and let loose in a wooded area. We had one under our bird bath the last two years, but now they're a couple. That's a good idea, I think we have a havahart around. Mr and Mrs Chippy are two too many! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 1 hour ago, blueschica said: We had one under our bird bath the last two years, but now they're a couple. That's a good idea, I think we have a havahart around. Mr and Mrs Chippy are two too many! This little guy was relentless. I constantly filled in the holes, poisoned the holes, and he just kept burrowing elsewhere. He gets bonus points for his determination! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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