goose Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 Sunday afternoon the family and I were playing the classic "Who Am I?" game where you draw a card and put it on your forehead, and it's the name of a famous person or character. You then and have to ask questions in an attempt to guess who you are. During his turn, instead of asking "Am I a woman?", my son asked "When I was born, did my doctor look at my anatomy, make a guess, and assign me - either correctly or incorrectly - the gender female?" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 The streets where I live in Old Carson City are lined with huge trees, and not everyone rakes them up. Down by the governor's mansion, one house hasn't raked at all, so the sidewalk is covered in piles of trampled leaves, making it slick. I had some time so I rolled my brown waste can down and got to work clearing the sidewalk. About 15 minutes in, a lady pulls up in her car and asks, "So, that's not a real bear?". I look into the yard and realize that a good-sized bear has been watching me the whole time from behind a tree in the yard. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weakly Criminal Posted December 10, 2022 Share Posted December 10, 2022 On 12/8/2022 at 4:04 PM, goose said: The streets where I live in Old Carson City are lined with huge trees, and not everyone rakes them up. Down by the governor's mansion, one house hasn't raked at all, so the sidewalk is covered in piles of trampled leaves, making it slick. I had some time so I rolled my brown waste can down and got to work clearing the sidewalk. About 15 minutes in, a lady pulls up in her car and asks, "So, that's not a real bear?". I look into the yard and realize that a good-sized bear has been watching me the whole time from behind a tree in the yard. That's how it happens on The Ponderosa. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weakly Criminal Posted December 10, 2022 Share Posted December 10, 2022 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordgalaxy Posted December 15, 2022 Share Posted December 15, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted December 15, 2022 Share Posted December 15, 2022 13 hours ago, Fordgalaxy said: Yikes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nova Carmina Posted December 15, 2022 Share Posted December 15, 2022 On the news this morning there was a report that a bear in Florida stole a guy's Chick-fil-A door-dash order off his porch. The bear took the thirty-piece nuggets and the fries. It left the salad. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordgalaxy Posted December 15, 2022 Share Posted December 15, 2022 1 hour ago, goose said: Yikes The person who originally posted that when I saw it was in a coma for more than a year and can no longer do anything without assistance and cannot travel without a wheelchair. Before that he was a 20 something, vibrant young man, so if he can have a little fun with his issue, I don't think it's a problem for me to post that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted December 15, 2022 Share Posted December 15, 2022 On 12/10/2022 at 4:53 PM, Weakly Criminal said: But aren't cockroaches also immortal? That's what every "End of The World" story tells us..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted December 16, 2022 Share Posted December 16, 2022 Driving on I-90 today, I approached our friendly Electronic Driver Safety Sign, which has been giving motorists sage advice every day for many years. Today's Pearl of Wisdom: SEAT BELTS MAKE UGLY SWEATERS LOOK GOOD. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weakly Criminal Posted December 17, 2022 Share Posted December 17, 2022 On 12/15/2022 at 10:48 AM, Principled Man said: But aren't cockroaches also immortal? That's what every "End of The World" story tells us..... Collectively they are supposed to be, but that's not what the graph is about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted December 19, 2022 Share Posted December 19, 2022 I solved Wordle in only two guesses! It's a miracle! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjbear05 Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 In Lowe's shopping, I see a slightly older than I gentleman wearing a,T-shirt captioned: "I AM A SENIOR CITIZEN. GIVE ME MY DAMN DISCOUNT!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 The trend to name most every weather events. "Winter Storm Elliot"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordgalaxy Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 I'm not a fan of Thunberg with her doom and gloom predictions and I have no idea with this tool is, but her reply is spot on. Read his Tweet at the bottom first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted December 30, 2022 Share Posted December 30, 2022 (edited) On 12/28/2022 at 5:27 PM, Fordgalaxy said: I'm not a fan of Thunberg with her doom and gloom predictions and I have no idea with this tool is, but her reply is spot on. Read his Tweet at the bottom first. Screw all pedos and rapists, no matter what party they are. Weinstein, Trump. Don't care. Edited December 30, 2022 by invisible airwave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 Midnight, January 1st, 2023: Moments after sports betting became legal in Ohio, guess who got to place the first bet? Yep! It was PETE ROSE. He bet on the Reds to win the World Series this year. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzy85 Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 On 7/29/2022 at 4:37 PM, BastillePark said: Made me think of soccer players rolling around on the ground and waving their feet in the air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 (edited) Dubbed by Brad "The Cinema Snob" Jones. Love how he adds some cult movies and even bad ones like Silent Night Deadly Night 2, Gigli and Showgirls. "Everybody got AIDS and sheit!" Edited January 3 by invisible airwave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 Some get even. SyFy era Crow T Robot gets odd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 Somebody won the $16 million dollar Wisconsin Megabucks jackpot tonight...in the town of LUCK, Wisconsin. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 13 hours ago, Principled Man said: Somebody won the $16 million dollar Wisconsin Megabucks jackpot tonight...in the town of LUCK, Wisconsin. Right up there with Brad Pitt injuring his Achilles…while filming Troy. I bet it’s painful as watching the movie. Sir Peter O’Toole walked out of it ffs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 Lost eight times! Take the hint, Kevin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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