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Happy Birthday to one of a kind. I enjoy you around here for sure... :cheers: Let's see if I can do it... f**k f**k f**k :LOL:

 

Edit: Apparently not... :D Enjoy what is left of your special day

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f**k birthdays.

 

50bastard4. I'm old. Mind you there's a few here that are more geriatric and decrepit than I.

But at least you look it, that's the important thing :LOL:

 

 

 

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f**k birthdays.

 

50bastard4. I'm old. Mind you there's a few here that are more geriatric and decrepit than I.

 

 

Here I am, Tony! :codger: I can't walk as fast as I used to but I got here as soon as I could. Take heart. Next year you will be entitled to senior discounts at McDonald's. :)

 

 

But, all kidding aside, I sincerely hope that you have one of the happiest birthdays ever. :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: You are a good man, Tony! :hug2:

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"Old Old Man"

 

He's a rebel and a loudmouth

He's the saddest bastard you've ever seen

He's a boring old romantic

he's an armchair eating machine

 

He cannot stand Crue or Poison

But did you know he loves The Cure

He's cleaning up his record cabinet

To keep his prog and art rock pure

 

Learning to thumb his nose at the Canadian Man

Learning to show his arse to the American Man

 

He says he never makes mistakes

even when he drives he forgets the handbrake

He's old enough to know Orville Wright

and old enough to remember the first manned flight

He's vain enough to wear a wig

and dumb enough to lose it

He's an old old Man...

 

He got a 1930's radio receiver

for his 10th birthday with an alarm to set

He heard his first heavy metal band

Count Basie and his sextet

 

He's got a problem with his hairpiece

With sweat out of control

He's been wearing a new line

Made from Duke of Bedford's Voles

 

Trying to show it's time for the Old Old Man

Trying to piss all over the American Man

 

He's totally obsessed with yesterday

He hates constant change in any way

He's old enough to remember oil lamps

and stubborn enough to still use them

He's fat enough to block the sun

and greedy enough to eat it

He's an old old Man...He's an old old Man!!

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Happy birthday you obnoxious son of a bitch. I'm still younger and prettier than you. Have a good one old man!

 

Are you still on holiday?

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Happy Birthday! Hope you have a great one. You're not that old. I've got you beaten by a year. :)

Me too. About 9 months anyway... :codger:
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