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I just realized that a was at MSG on July 28,1973 to see Led Zeppelin.

 

50 years later, July 28, 2023, I was at MSG to see Phish.

 

 

Whoa !!!

 

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I was just watching a video of the Guardians/White Sox donnybrook from last night, on the Cleveland.com website.  

 

When it was over, I clicked on the "X" in the corner to close the video, but the "X" was a link to that infernal Twitter...... :doh:  :biggrin:

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Chrissie Hynde said that "modern pop stars are sex workers."

The funny thing is...she isn't wrong.  

 

Before she died, Sinead O'Connor told Miley Cyrus to stop "pimping herself."

 

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Things You Don't See Every Day (And Won't Ever See Again):

 

Peggy Jones from Silsbee, Texas was on her riding lawn mower, mowing her very large lawn, when out of the blue, something happened.

 

Out of the blue came falling a SNAKE!  It fell right out of the air and onto her arm, then coiled around her arm and started attacking her. 

Seconds later, a HAWK came flying down to retrieve the snake that it had dropped.  The hawk attacked the woman while trying to grab the snake. 

Her arm is all bandaged up because of all the wounds the hawk gave her. 

 

She's had bad encounters with snakes before, and now this.  She's not happy.....     

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4 hours ago, Principled Man said:

Things You Don't See Every Day (And Won't Ever See Again):

 

Peggy Jones from Silsbee, Texas was on her riding lawn mower, mowing her very large lawn, when out of the blue, something happened.

 

Out of the blue came falling a SNAKE!  It fell right out of the air and onto her arm, then coiled around her arm and started attacking her. 

Seconds later, a HAWK came flying down to retrieve the snake that it had dropped.  The hawk attacked the woman while trying to grab the snake. 

Her arm is all bandaged up because of all the wounds the hawk gave her. 

 

She's had bad encounters with snakes before, and now this.  She's not happy.....     

I saw the photo of her arm! It was bad looking! I would be freaked out enough dealing with a snake from the sky, much less a hawk coming after it. . . :blink:

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On 8/9/2023 at 9:06 PM, blueschica said:

I saw the photo of her arm! It was bad looking! I would be freaked out enough dealing with a snake from the sky, much less a hawk coming after it. . . :blink:

I would have had a heart attack, I hate snakes.  Talk about a freaky incident..glad she's ok.

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On 6/18/2023 at 5:36 PM, BastillePark said:

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Oh my gosh, she had these eyebrows on in Iowa, guess it is for real...:huh:

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On 8/9/2023 at 4:00 PM, Principled Man said:

Things You Don't See Every Day (And Won't Ever See Again):

 

Peggy Jones from Silsbee, Texas was on her riding lawn mower, mowing her very large lawn, when out of the blue, something happened.

 

Out of the blue came falling a SNAKE!  It fell right out of the air and onto her arm, then coiled around her arm and started attacking her. 

Seconds later, a HAWK came flying down to retrieve the snake that it had dropped.  The hawk attacked the woman while trying to grab the snake. 

Her arm is all bandaged up because of all the wounds the hawk gave her. 

 

She's had bad encounters with snakes before, and now this.  She's not happy.....     

They must have fallen out of a...MFing plane.

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Cincinnati City Officials are seeking to make a new Official Slogan for the city.  The Cincinnati Enquirer asked readers for suggestions.

 

Ideas for Cincinnati's new slogan
San Diego of the Midwest.
Royalty on the river.
Where pigs fly.
Biggest small town in America.
Joe's Burrow.
Cincinnati: The Jabroni capital of the world.
Cincinnati: Tough to spell. Easy to love.

We've got a great Skyline.
Where everyone has had a 3-way.

Where 3-ways and cornhole are family activities.
 

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Watching a classic M*A*S*H episode from 1975.  
 

Henry is all upset at Hawkeye and Trapper, and he says, “You’re gaslighting me!”  
 

:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

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On 8/18/2023 at 1:14 PM, Principled Man said:

Cincinnati City Officials are seeking to make a new Official Slogan for the city.  The Cincinnati Enquirer asked readers for suggestions.

 

Ideas for Cincinnati's new slogan
San Diego of the Midwest.
Royalty on the river.
Where pigs fly.
Biggest small town in America.
Joe's Burrow.
Cincinnati: The Jabroni capital of the world.
Cincinnati: Tough to spell. Easy to love.

We've got a great Skyline.
Where everyone has had a 3-way.

Where 3-ways and cornhole are family activities.
 

Well, it is very close to Kentucky. :biggrin:

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On 8/18/2023 at 3:14 PM, Principled Man said:

Cincinnati City Officials are seeking to make a new Official Slogan for the city.  The Cincinnati Enquirer asked readers for suggestions.

 

Ideas for Cincinnati's new slogan
San Diego of the Midwest.
Royalty on the river.
Where pigs fly.
Biggest small town in America.
Joe's Burrow.
Cincinnati: The Jabroni capital of the world.
Cincinnati: Tough to spell. Easy to love.

We've got a great Skyline.
Where everyone has had a 3-way.

Where 3-ways and cornhole are family activities.
 

 

1 hour ago, BastillePark said:

Well, it is very close to Kentucky. :biggrin:

 

I grew up in Northern Kentucky.  :thumbsup:  

 

Do you know what Kentucky's favorite holiday is ?

 

It's Halloween.  We like to pump kin....  :wink:

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News headline tonight:  

 

Unexpected inventory shrink hits Dick's where it hurts

 

(Dick's Sporting Goods)

 

 :ohmy:  :laugh:

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In the coffee aisle at Publix, and things are lookikng bleak My main brand (Gevalia) is picked over, leaving the usual suspects- Drunk Donut, (weak) Peet's (WAY overpriced), Starf**ks (shite).  I scan bottom row of orphans. What's this?  Tim Horton's, two rows of bags stashed like someone's trying to hide them. I try to grab a bag from the nearest row and miss, tipping the bag over.  Which fully reveals the even more hidden second row of TH Dark Roast.  Grab a couple of bags and run!

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On 8/23/2023 at 4:56 PM, JohnRogers said:

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On 8/23/2023 at 4:56 PM, JohnRogers said:

Just rude, bro.

May be an image of 2 people and text that says 'BURGER KING NOW HIRING LOSERS UPTO TO $14 AN HOUR'

Bwahaha, took me back 1970, making burgers and slinging fries at BK for $1.95/hr.

 

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