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QUOTE (PhilCastro @ Dec 31 2011, 01:22 PM)
I am a MONSTER MAGNET 1022.gif 1022.gif 1022.gif 1022.gif


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Agreed.

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I can't say it. It's not politically correct. But I THINK it all the time.

I just hate the people I attract. Most of them are creeps who make me wanna vomit.

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QUOTE (Boots @ Jan 7 2012, 03:02 PM)
I can't say it. It's not politically correct. But I THINK it all the time.
I just hate the people I attract. Most of them are creeps who make me wanna vomit.

You forgot to add 062802puke_prv.gif .

 

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I am a question magnate. Somehow I look like the guy that knows the answer. Even if I don't I try to offer something as not to disappoint.
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I'm a spilled food magnet. It's a running joke that every time I get a new shirt, it'll get christened its first time out. I was surprised that my new Fly By Night shirt escaped unscathed. I'm constantly battling stains.

 

I spilled coffee.gif on my pajama pants not once, but twice today.

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QUOTE (librarian @ Jan 10 2012, 07:10 PM)
I Am an "Everything I Touch Turns to Sh*%!" magnet

sad but true...

 

Oh.......if I were a rich man, I would be paying you to lay your hands on certain media loudmouths and loser celebrities....... ohmy.gif tongue.gif

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QUOTE (Workaholic Man @ Jan 11 2012, 04:25 PM)
QUOTE (librarian @ Jan 10 2012, 07:10 PM)
I Am an "Everything I Touch Turns to Sh*%!" magnet

sad but true...

 

Oh.......if I were a rich man, I would be paying you to lay your hands on certain media loudmouths and loser celebrities....... ohmy.gif tongue.gif

I don't think that would work, if you catch my drift. wink.gif

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QUOTE (An Enemy Without @ Jan 11 2012, 07:12 PM)
QUOTE (Workaholic Man @ Jan 11 2012, 04:25 PM)
QUOTE (librarian @ Jan 10 2012, 07:10 PM)
I Am an "Everything I Touch Turns to Sh*%!" magnet

sad but true...

 

Oh.......if I were a rich man, I would be paying you to lay your hands on certain media loudmouths and loser celebrities....... ohmy.gif tongue.gif

I don't think that would work, if you catch my drift. wink.gif

 

Yeah, I suppose that would be rather redundant, wouldn't it? Ya can't turn shit into shit.....it's already shit. ohmy.gif

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QUOTE (Workaholic Man @ Jan 11 2012, 06:45 PM)
QUOTE (An Enemy Without @ Jan 11 2012, 07:12 PM)
QUOTE (Workaholic Man @ Jan 11 2012, 04:25 PM)
QUOTE (librarian @ Jan 10 2012, 07:10 PM)
I Am an "Everything I Touch Turns to Sh*%!" magnet

sad but true...

 

Oh.......if I were a rich man, I would be paying you to lay your hands on certain media loudmouths and loser celebrities....... ohmy.gif tongue.gif

I don't think that would work, if you catch my drift. wink.gif

 

Yeah, I suppose that would be rather redundant, wouldn't it? Ya can't turn shit into shit.....it's already shit. ohmy.gif

icon_really_happy_guy.gif

 

As the saying goes: "You can polish a turd, but in the end...." wink.gif

 

 

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I'm a mosquito magnet.

 

Oh yeah - they love me. Fleas, too. I know there is a flea in the house even before one of the pets! sarcasm.gif

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