Verena Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 http://media.breitbart.com/media/2016/09/wi/ap/29/3d8dncv-grumpy-cat_photo-200x143.jpg The image itself, not about you exactly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verena Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 I simply adore YES. I simply adore jokes about the band's name. Someone told me about forming a band called Perhaps. I suggested Might. Maybe. Or Not At All. Probably. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 I simply adore YES. I simply adore jokes about the band's name. Someone told me about forming a band called Perhaps. I suggested Might. Maybe. Or Not At All. Probably. THIS made me laugh! I remember having a discussion about this very subject back in the early seventies! LOLhttp://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/banana%20bed%20bouncing.gif 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brucey Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 I was shopping with my mother. We happened to be near condoms. I joked that I saw her boyfriends condoms recently. We walked off. Turns out someone was right behind me, looking at condoms. She glared at us as we continued to shop. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chronos Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 I'm in the corner bar having a very late dinner consisting of a big ol' bowl of chili and a Goose gimlet. Extraordinarily drunk chick next to me has her laptop open doing karaoke by herself (facepalm) while everyone else is trying to watch a baseball game on TV (well, not me; ew, sports). After belting out her Garth Brooks, she said I have to sing if I'm going to sit next to her. "Sorry, I don't know any Garth." "YOU pick the next song!! Woooo!!" "Okay. Pull up Supper's Ready by Genesis." <evil grin> "I love Genesis!! Woot!! I've never heard that song!! ... Wait, it's 22 f****in' minutes long!! I'm not playin' that sh*t!!" <another evil grin> "Pick something else!!" "You like Rush?" "Tom Sawyer!!!! Woooooo!! herpderpalcoholicderp Yeeeeeessss!!" "I want Hemispheres." "Yes!! I've never heard that one!! Wooooo!!" She goes to pee, since "it's taking forever for the singing to start." When she returns, Geddy hasn't begun wailing yet. But when he does: "I'm vetoing this!!" Then she buys me a gimlet. Night: successful. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 I'm in the corner bar having a very late dinner consisting of a big ol' bowl of chili and a Goose gimlet. Extraordinarily drunk chick next to me has her laptop open doing karaoke by herself (facepalm) while everyone else is trying to watch a baseball game on TV (well, not me; ew, sports). After belting out her Garth Brooks, she said I have to sing if I'm going to sit next to her. "Sorry, I don't know any Garth." "YOU pick the next song!! Woooo!!" "Okay. Pull up Supper's Ready by Genesis." <evil grin> "I love Genesis!! Woot!! I've never heard that song!! ... Wait, it's 22 f****in' minutes long!! I'm not playin' that sh*t!!" <another evil grin> "Pick something else!!" "You like Rush?" "Tom Sawyer!!!! Woooooo!! herpderpalcoholicderp Yeeeeeessss!!" "I want Hemispheres." "Yes!! I've never heard that one!! Wooooo!!" She goes to pee, since "it's taking forever for the singing to start." When she returns, Geddy hasn't begun wailing yet. But when he does: "I'm vetoing this!!" Then she buys me a gimlet. Night: successful. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chronos Posted October 26, 2016 Share Posted October 26, 2016 Okay, now she's watching a Five Finger Death Punch video and CRYING. I'm outta here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddysMullet Posted November 25, 2016 Author Share Posted November 25, 2016 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxLTaY-r3xo 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxLTaY-r3xo Wow! That strangely works 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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troutman Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 Forgot to buy coffee filters, TP was the only choice. :D 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Beach chicken and nope rope 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boots Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 The TV stopped working and my mother had a nervous breakdown. LOL 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 My doctor. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueschica Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 Mr. blues and I needed to run out to the grocery store. It's cold and windy out. so after I put on my coat and hat, I'm looking around for my favorite knitted neck scarf. Can't find it, looking all over. Finally decide to just go. We get back home and, you guessed it, when I take my coat off, I'm wearing my scarf. :eyeroll: I don't know what's worse, that I couldn't feel it, or that it was sticking out and neither one of us saw it! It's a bulky thing! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 Mr. blues and I needed to run out to the grocery store. It's cold and windy out. so after I put on my coat and hat, I'm looking around for my favorite knitted neck scarf. Can't find it, looking all over. Finally decide to just go. We get back home and, you guessed it, when I take my coat off, I'm wearing my scarf. :eyeroll: I don't know what's worse, that I couldn't feel it, or that it was sticking out and neither one of us saw it! It's a bulky thing! Similar things have happened to me. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken hawk Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 I saw the movie " bad santa 2 " today. need i say more ? haha 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Not Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 Forgot to buy coffee filters, TP was the only choice. :D BT,DT Beach chicken and nope rope Don't know what either of those things are.... The TV stopped working and my mother had a nervous breakdown. LOL That made you LAUGH? My doctor. Hopefully that's a GOOD thing! Mr. blues and I needed to run out to the grocery store. It's cold and windy out. so after I put on my coat and hat, I'm looking around for my favorite knitted neck scarf. Can't find it, looking all over. Finally decide to just go. We get back home and, you guessed it, when I take my coat off, I'm wearing my scarf. :eyeroll: I don't know what's worse, that I couldn't feel it, or that it was sticking out and neither one of us saw it! It's a bulky thing! Another part of the BT,DT list! ;) Mr. blues and I needed to run out to the grocery store. It's cold and windy out. so after I put on my coat and hat, I'm looking around for my favorite knitted neck scarf. Can't find it, looking all over. Finally decide to just go. We get back home and, you guessed it, when I take my coat off, I'm wearing my scarf. :eyeroll: I don't know what's worse, that I couldn't feel it, or that it was sticking out and neither one of us saw it! It's a bulky thing! Similar things have happened to me. Thanks for the E.S.P. response, Lorraine!http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/banana%20riding%20dog.gif 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verena Posted December 6, 2016 Share Posted December 6, 2016 Friends that really are friends. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 My long-time friends planned a family holiday trip to Hawaii with their sons (30 and 26yo). Flights out were for yesterday evening, which gave the boys plenty of time to get some holiday partying in before catching the plane. Of course, being caught up in the Christmas spirit (and one or two cocktails too many), the boys arrived late to the airport and missed their flight. Of course, all flights are full, and a winter storm has rolled in! No worries though...I'm sure the airport bar serves mai-tais! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 My long-time friends planned a family holiday trip to Hawaii with their sons (30 and 26yo). Flights out were for yesterday evening, which gave the boys plenty of time to get some holiday partying in before catching the plane. Of course, being caught up in the Christmas spirit (and one or two cocktails too many), the boys arrived late to the airport and missed their flight. Of course, all flights are full, and a winter storm has rolled in! No worries though...I'm sure the airport bar serves mai-tais!Mottainai!!! ((Wasteful!!!)) That sucks. Oh man I'd be kicking myself for a while if I were those boys. I've drunk myself into stupidity the nights before flights...but I've never missed a flight. In fact, I was just posting about one such incident maybe a week ago (in the Travel thread?). I think the only thing to do at the point is to apologize profusely to family several times and laugh at your own stupidity 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 Hopeless med students. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troutman Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 My long-time friends planned a family holiday trip to Hawaii with their sons (30 and 26yo). Flights out were for yesterday evening, which gave the boys plenty of time to get some holiday partying in before catching the plane. Of course, being caught up in the Christmas spirit (and one or two cocktails too many), the boys arrived late to the airport and missed their flight. Of course, all flights are full, and a winter storm has rolled in! No worries though...I'm sure the airport bar serves mai-tais! :hail: :hail: :hail: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troutman Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 (edited) My long-time friends planned a family holiday trip to Hawaii with their sons (30 and 26yo). Flights out were for yesterday evening, which gave the boys plenty of time to get some holiday partying in before catching the plane. Of course, being caught up in the Christmas spirit (and one or two cocktails too many), the boys arrived late to the airport and missed their flight. Of course, all flights are full, and a winter storm has rolled in! No worries though...I'm sure the airport bar serves mai-tais!Mottainai!!! ((Wasteful!!!)) That sucks. Oh man I'd be kicking myself for a while if I were those boys.I've drunk myself into stupidity the nights before flights...but I've never missed a flight. In fact, I was just posting about one such incident maybe a week ago (in the Travel thread?). I think the only thing to do at the point is to apologize profusely to family several times and laugh at your own stupidity You get your ass up and get to the airport in time for some "hair of the dog"! :D Edited December 24, 2016 by troutman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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