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Highway patrol was nannying our speed in a snowy canyon. He saw a disabled vehicle on the snowy shoulder, and tried to slam his brakes and pull in behind it. Conditions were too bad for that kind of aggressive stopping, and he rear ended it at a good 15

 

Must be weird to be that driver

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Here's Sadie:

 

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Is there some Staffordshire Terrier in that canine?

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/banana%20dog%20fetch.gif

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A Cartoon Planet compliation (it was a Cartoon Network variety show on in the 1990s featuring Space Ghost) where Space Ghost would zap Zorak, but in the end also zaps Brak. It ended with Brak saying "Owwwww! That hurt! You'll hear from my lawyer!" :LOL:
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Human Beings

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A statement Willows made in this episode of CSI, "From the 'BOOBS AHOY!' blouse?" An episode about a man who likes to behave like a baby...

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Just another weird festival in Japan

 

http://scontent-nrt1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/1385331_10152735296714466_5839442653872368463_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=768b1d43f7c6da8902c18a6f9fdc7c66&oe=595ADF6D

 

Just you're cup of tea. :P

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Just another weird festival in Japan

 

http://scontent-nrt1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/1385331_10152735296714466_5839442653872368463_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=768b1d43f7c6da8902c18a6f9fdc7c66&oe=595ADF6D

 

Just you're cup of tea. :P

:LOL: Crazy fish guy :LOL:

 

This is just one of many nationwide festivals that has no deep or significant history.

It's just an opportunity for people to drink and for a town to create interest in their area. I can imagine someone on the town's city council a mere 20 years ago saying during a meeting to promote tourism, "Ive got an idea! How about a Schlong festival?!" :LOL:

 

That guy probably got a promotion for that dick of an idea. :P

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Today I heard this from one guy: When he was a student he was hanging out with his company very often at one place. On their musical repertoire was mainly metal music(esp.extreme type of metal) and a little bit, punk rock. Some fool of DJ decided to put in a music as Prodigy or something like that. Once that DJ started playing a song "Don't Speak" by No Doubt and all chicks who were there at a party, completely turned on to it, they started dancing, crying, they couldn't brace up while that hit song was on. And DJ played that tune over and over again during "metal/punk" parties, just for chicks who felt so deeply in love with it. This guy who told me this, and his friends were shocked by the reaction of those girls, who previously were headbanging to Slayer, Pantera, Sepultura, Death etc. And he got sick of "Don't Speak", today he can't stand and even hates to see or hear that song.

BTW And I hate that crappy tune too. lol

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Just another weird festival in Japan

 

http://scontent-nrt1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/1385331_10152735296714466_5839442653872368463_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=768b1d43f7c6da8902c18a6f9fdc7c66&oe=595ADF6D

 

Just you're cup of tea. :P

:LOL: Crazy fish guy :LOL:

 

This is just one of many nationwide festivals that has no deep or significant history.

It's just an opportunity for people to drink and for a town to create interest in their area. I can imagine someone on the town's city council a mere 20 years ago saying during a meeting to promote tourism, "Ive got an idea! How about a Schlong festival?!" :LOL:

 

That guy probably got a promotion for that dick of an idea. :P

 

What gets me is,

 

The crowd is so aroused by it. :LOL:

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Just another weird festival in Japan

 

http://scontent-nrt1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/1385331_10152735296714466_5839442653872368463_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=768b1d43f7c6da8902c18a6f9fdc7c66&oe=595ADF6D

 

Just you're cup of tea. :P

A very creamy cup of tea :unsure:
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Just another weird festival in Japan

 

http://scontent-nrt1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/1385331_10152735296714466_5839442653872368463_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=768b1d43f7c6da8902c18a6f9fdc7c66&oe=595ADF6D

 

Just you're cup of tea. :P

:LOL: Crazy fish guy :LOL:

 

This is just one of many nationwide festivals that has no deep or significant history.

It's just an opportunity for people to drink and for a town to create interest in their area. I can imagine someone on the town's city council a mere 20 years ago saying during a meeting to promote tourism, "Ive got an idea! How about a Schlong festival?!" :LOL:

 

That guy probably got a promotion for that dick of an idea. :P

 

What gets me is,

 

The crowd is so aroused by it. :LOL:

 

Looks like my previous guesses about when and why this festival goes down were pretty close.

 

You have to read about the legend in the 2nd paragraph:

"Festival of the Steel Phallus" ((no shit))

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanamara_Matsuri

 

Hilarious.

Trust me, this is all about getting trashed and creating tourism.

I've never been to that penis festival. There are plenty of weird, useless festivals in my area...the Futon Festival being one

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Today I heard this from one guy: When he was a student he was hanging out with his company very often at one place. On their musical repertoire was mainly metal music(esp.extreme type of metal) and a little bit, punk rock. Some fool of DJ decided to put in a music as Prodigy or something like that. Once that DJ started playing a song "Don't Speak" by No Doubt and all chicks who were there at a party, completely turned on to it, they started dancing, crying, they couldn't brace up while that hit song was on. And DJ played that tune over and over again during "metal/punk" parties, just for chicks who felt so deeply in love with it. This guy who told me this, and his friends were shocked by the reaction of those girls, who previously were headbanging to Slayer, Pantera, Sepultura, Death etc. And he got sick of "Don't Speak", today he can't stand and even hates to see or hear that song.

BTW And I hate that crappy tune too. lol

 

Pretty worthless. Guys get jealous of a SONG because IT gets ladies more aroused than THEY EVER WILL! Wow. Human beings NEVER cease to entertain me...

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/dancing%20blonde%20big%20boob%20banana.gif

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Just another weird festival in Japan

 

http://scontent-nrt1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/1385331_10152735296714466_5839442653872368463_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=768b1d43f7c6da8902c18a6f9fdc7c66&oe=595ADF6D

 

Just you're cup of tea. :P

:LOL: Crazy fish guy :LOL:

 

This is just one of many nationwide festivals that has no deep or significant history.

It's just an opportunity for people to drink and for a town to create interest in their area. I can imagine someone on the town's city council a mere 20 years ago saying during a meeting to promote tourism, "Ive got an idea! How about a Schlong festival?!" :LOL:

 

That guy probably got a promotion for that dick of an idea. :P

 

What gets me is,

 

The crowd is so aroused by it. :LOL:

 

Looks like my previous guesses about when and why this festival goes down were pretty close.

 

You have to read about the legend in the 2nd paragraph:

"Festival of the Steel Phallus" ((no shit))

 

https://en.m.wikiped...anamara_Matsuri

 

Hilarious.

Trust me, this is all about getting trashed and creating tourism.

I've never been to that penis festival. There are plenty of weird, useless festivals in my area...the Futon Festival being one

 

That's some weird sh^^!! :LOL:

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Emily (my cat) is grooving to Jethro Tull right now. She's sitting in my lap, purring loudly...and kneading on my chest (so as to get her face as close as possible to the speaker) in time with the music :LOL:
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