LedRush Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Just curious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 (edited) Where's the "I don't" option? Just asking for a friend.... Edited April 30, 2014 by laughedatbytime 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Like a dog on a carpet...the burn sucks but it's effective. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGr8imL84AD8inF8sBlackSedan Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 I usually use a flaming porcupine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narps Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Used to be right handed but now left -----------> http://s30.postimg.org/u9i2dlnld/IMAG0059_BURST002_COVER.jpg Can't wipe your ass if your wrist doesn't bend. Talk about old dogs and new tricks at age 53 post surgery..... :) As for the poll, I am sitting down, but due to my "handicap" I am even more obsessed and conscience of my cleanliness than even before. I always use moist towelettes now to the point of obsessing to make sure I am spit shined after..... :) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rushchick10 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 to make sure I am spit shined after..... :) I think you're breaking some rules there... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LedRush Posted April 30, 2014 Author Share Posted April 30, 2014 Used to be right handed but now left -----------> http://s30.postimg.org/u9i2dlnld/IMAG0059_BURST002_COVER.jpg Can't wipe your ass if your wrist doesn't bend. Talk about old dogs and new tricks at age 53 post surgery..... :) As for the poll, I am sitting down, but due to my "handicap" I am even more obsessed and conscience of my cleanliness than even before. I always use moist towelettes now to the point of obsessing to make sure I am spit shined after..... :) I love the wipes (thank goodness for kids), but I don't understand how you can wipe while sitting. Are you ok with sticking your hand in the bowl? Isn't it uncomfortable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatLightInYourEyes Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000347135/polls_TwilightBookSet_0710_201978_answer_1_xlarge.gif I have my ways. Next question? :sarcastic: 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 I have my buttler do it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rushchick10 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000347135/polls_TwilightBookSet_0710_201978_answer_1_xlarge.gif I have my ways. Next question? :sarcastic: :rfl: :rfl: :rfl: :rfl: :rfl: :rfl: :rfl: :rfl: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Ways Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 I use the 3 shells 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Pressure washer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 I usually use a flaming porcupine.Beat me to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LyndseyG Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 The neck of a swan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hobo73 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 slightly hovering bahahhaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brucey Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 I just use my fingers. I mean I obviously wash them seconds afterwards so I don't think it's dirty or anything, and I find my fingers to be quite a good tool for this task... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J2112YYZ Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 I just use my fingers. I mean I obviously wash them seconds afterwards so I don't think it's dirty or anything, and I find my fingers to be quite a good tool for this task... I hope you don't shake too many hands throughout the day. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greyfriar Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 I'm usually waiting for the crust...to crumble away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tx_rush Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 let me tell you what, moss is the best. If you are in the woods, even if I had TP id go with moss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Sitting on the toilet. But if I have to break out the baby wipes, I definitely stand up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 let me tell you what, moss is the best. If you are in the woods, even if I had TP id go with moss Moss may have caught 19 touchdowns as a rookie, but that hardly makes him the best. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brucey Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=BYW6C44zo24 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segue Myles Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 RushAreAwesome, do not bring my mum into this conversation 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReRushed Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Thoroughly 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 I don't have much time to visit TRF these days, but what a lovely, welcoming sight to see a thread entitled "How Do You Wipe Your Ass?" on the index page. I've simply GOT to come around more often. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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