The Official 2023 NFL season thread

[Turbine Freight]

Just now, BastillePark said:

If the broadcasts would stop showing her we wouldn't even know she's there. 

 

 

Fair point mate.

[Principled Man]

2 hours ago, Nova Carmina said:

Don't say her name!

 

She Who Must Not Be Named

 

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[edhunter]

1 hour ago, Turbine Freight said:

 

 

I wired 3 5-bed houses in 4 days , all in sub-zero temperatures. I'm f***ing incredible.

I found out way too late in life that I would’ve loved to of been an electrician. 

[goose]

3 hours ago, Turbine Freight said:

 

 

She's definitely making football worse!  

If making football worse means the Chiefs make the Super Bowl, hoping for a death spiral!  

[goose]

7 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

She's the Yoko Ono of the KC Chiefs!

Fans, you know it ain't easy, we know how hard it can be.  The ways things are going...one more Lombardi Trophy!  

[BastillePark]

Seahawks have their new coach. Mike Macdonald was the Ravens defensive coordinator. 

[HemiBeers]

One continuous 5 hour commercial interrupted by occasional displays of football. 

 

Let's get this thing over with.

[Turbine Freight]

On 2/1/2024 at 2:05 AM, goose said:

If making football worse means the Chiefs make the Super Bowl, hoping for a death spiral!  

 

 

[BastillePark]

1 hour ago, Turbine Freight said:

 

 

That was back before he was completely 'round the bend.

[Turbine Freight]

 

 

So that's why TayTay hooked up with him! It's all clear now. 

[Turbine Freight]

[Turbine Freight]

 

 

goose getting up today remembering the Chiefs are in the SB.

[Principled Man]

Anyone care to start a I'm Not Watching The Super Bowl and You Can't Make Me! thread?  

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

40 minutes ago, Principled Man said:

Anyone care to start a I'm Not Watching The Super Bowl and You Can't Make Me! thread?  

 

I was tempted.

 

Gronk just had his betting app-sponsored FG attempt, which he missed. There's no way a professional football player -- especially one of his skill level -- couldn't learn to kick a mere 25-yard FG. Anybody who put money on that farcical stunt is a loser, even if they won.

[invisible airwave]

Even Quentin Tarantino would be disturbed by that commercial.  Congrats, you just made Michael Hutchence's grave spin.

[librarian]

if one wishes to neither see nor hear SHE who shall not be named, stay away from the Bikini Bottom Superbowl telecast on the kid channel!!!

because they just -----------------  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[invisible airwave]

 

 

Walken commercial is the best so far.  One quibble, though.  Would have loved to see Kevin Pollak as one of them.

[BastillePark]

That was a complete asshole move when Kelce ran into Reid. IDGAF how "emotional" you are, that is 100% uncalled for. 

[Turbine Freight]

3 minutes ago, BastillePark said:

That was a complete asshole move when Kelce ran into Reid. IDGAF how "emotional" you are, that is 100% uncalled for. 

 

 

 

The green-eyed monster strikes again.

[invisible airwave]

9 minutes ago, BastillePark said:

That was a complete asshole move when Kelce ran into Reid. IDGAF how "emotional" you are, that is 100% uncalled for. 

YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN, Kelce.

 

Am I the only one who really wanted Weird Al to pop up at that Confessions bit?

 

Spoiler

Only watching halftime for Keys.  One of the few modern pop stars I don't mind listening to.

 

Edited February 12, 2024 by invisible airwave

[BastillePark]

Someone is quick with the memes.

 

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

Wow, an actual commercial for a "religious" cult during the Super Bowl. How did CBS allow that? Assholes.

[Turbine Freight]

7 minutes ago, BastillePark said:

Someone is quick with the memes.

 

 

 

 

First block of his career & it was on his head coach.

[JohnRogers]

Kansas City halftime adjustments?

[HemiBeers]

24 minutes ago, BastillePark said:

That was a complete asshole move when Kelce ran into Reid. IDGAF how "emotional" you are, that is 100% uncalled for. 

taylor be like "I flew back from tokyo for this hotheaded dumbass?"