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"KICK OUT THE JAMS MOTHER f***ers!"

 

:haz: :haz: :haz: :haz: :haz:

Edited by HemiBeers
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People say I'm no good

And crazy as a loon

 

Cause....?

 

...'cause I made a golem out of my feces

during the full moon.

 

 

just a guess

 

Lol

 

Actually your lyrics very accurately describe the current mental state of the lyricist! Well done.

 

Cause i get stoned in the morning

I get drunk in the afternoon..

 

A late-morning puff with a cuppa coffee is incredibly pleasant. :yes:

A fecal golem - less so.

 

At first I thought this was a Marc Bolan lyric, but he has no current mental state!

 

marc-bolan-guitar-tongue.jpg

 

 

Google tells me it's Charlie Daniels. Crazy as a bag of hammers. Or a fecal golem!

 

g4vx2.jpg

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"I need to be myself

I can't be no one else"

 

--Noel Gallagher

I know a girl called Elsa

 

She's into Alka Seltzer

 

 

 

Hey not every line is genius! :P

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"I need to be myself

I can't be no one else"

 

--Noel Gallagher

I know a girl called Elsa

 

She's into Alka Seltzer

 

 

 

Hey not every line is genius! :P

But that line is genius!

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Drink scotch whiskey all night long

and die behind the wheel

 

 

... Proverbialy not literally ... only inanimate objects were inexplicably mamed during the faux filming of this exercise in hedonistic expression.

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There are people in your life

Who've come and gone

They let you down

You know they've hurt your pride

You better put it all behind you baby

'Cause life goes on

You keep carryin' that anger

It'll eat you up inside baby

 

I've been trying to get down

To the heart of the matter

But my will gets weak

And my thoughts seem to scatter

But I think it's about forgiveness

Forgiveness

Even if, even if you don't love me

 

I've been tryin' to get down

To the heart of the matter

Because the flesh will get weak

And the ashes will scatter

So, I'm thinkin' about forgiveness

Forgiveness

"I'm not easy to live with

I know that it's true.

You're no picnic either, baby,

That's one of the things I love about you"

Posted

People say I'm no good

And crazy as a loon

 

Cause....?

 

...'cause I made a golem out of my feces

during the full moon.

 

 

just a guess

 

Lol

 

Actually your lyrics very accurately describe the current mental state of the lyricist! Well done.

 

Cause i get stoned in the morning

I get drunk in the afternoon..

 

A late-morning puff with a cuppa coffee is incredibly pleasant. :yes:

A fecal golem - less so.

 

At first I thought this was a Marc Bolan lyric, but he has no current mental state!

 

marc-bolan-guitar-tongue.jpg

 

 

Google tells me it's Charlie Daniels. Crazy as a bag of hammers. Or a fecal golem!

 

g4vx2.jpg

 

Indeed. Charlie has aged poorly but his early work was awesome. Elvis. Dylan etc etc

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You can do a lot in a lifetime

If you don't burn out too fast

You can make the most of the distance

First you need endurance -

First you've got to last...

 

From "Marathon". Yes, almost all my favourite lines are from Rush songs.

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He who isn't busy being born, is busy dying.

 

Bob Dylan - It's Alright Ma (I'm Only Bleeding)

Edited by driventotheedge
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When the world doesn't want you

It will never tell you why

You can shut the door but you can’t ignore

The crawl of your decline

 

You can try if you want to

You can try...

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"To seek the sacred river Alph..."

 

 

 

 

 

Or was this some kind of trick question.

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I'm one card short of a full deck

I'm not quite the shilling

One wave short of a shipwreck

I'm not my usual top billing

I'm coming down with a fever

I'm really out to sea

This kettle is boiling over

I think I'm a banana tree

Oh dear

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I'm one card short of a full deck

I'm not quite the shilling

One wave short of a shipwreck

I'm not my usual top billing

I'm coming down with a fever

I'm really out to sea

This kettle is boiling over

I think I'm a banana tree

Oh dear

:LOL:
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From Nick Lowe's All Men Are Liars:

 

 

Do you remember Rick Astley?

He had a big fat hit that was ghastly

He said I'm never gonna give you up or let you down

Well I'm here to tell ya that dick's a clown

Though he was just a boy when he made that vow

I'd bet it all that he knows by now...

 

All men (all men), all men are liars...

Edited by Rutlefan
Posted

Look out, Dylan; pay attention, Peart:

 

"Watch this some shit, go:

Poopy-di scoop

Scoop-diddy-whoop

Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop

Poop-di-scoopty

Scoopty-whoop

Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop

Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop

Poop, poop

Scoop-diddy-whoop

Whoop-diddy-scoop

Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop"

- K. West (and I don't mean Keith)

 

That's is some serious shit right there. "Scoopty"? Dude is a genius.

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It's good to see you, I must go, I know I look a fright,

anyway my eyes are not accustomed to this light,

and my shoes are not accustomed to this hard concrete,

so I must go back to my room and make my day complete.

 

Countin' flowers on the wall, that don't bother me at all.

Playin' solitaire till dawn with a deck of fifty-one.

Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo.

Now don't tell me I've nothin' to do.

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I've probably got about 30-40 vying for 1st Place. If there's even such a thing. But I am going to go with the one from the Rush song that introduced me to the band, and the song that has helped me in my times of darkness.

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"Begin the day

With a friendly voice

A companion, unobtrusive

Plays that song that's so elusive

And the magic music makes your morning mood"

Edited by NewWorldScott
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It's good to see you, I must go, I know I look a fright,

anyway my eyes are not accustomed to this light,

and my shoes are not accustomed to this hard concrete,

so I must go back to my room and make my day complete.

 

Countin' flowers on the wall, that don't bother me at all.

Playin' solitaire till dawn with a deck of fifty-one.

Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo.

Now don't tell me I've nothin' to do.

 

"MOTHA F**KA!" - Marcellus Wallace :drool:

Posted (edited)
"Wreathed in smoke in Lebanon we burn the midnight oil." Ah, what memories. Edited by pjbear05
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A nice optimistic lyric from Rush that someone on Reddit posted earlier today...

 

"Though we live in trying times

We're the ones who have to try

Though we know that time has wings

We're the ones who have to fly"

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Oh I will dine on honeydew and drink the milk of paradise.
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