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#1 JohnRogers

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Posted 07 October 2017 - 11:33 PM

LOL...Neil Peart news.

“Today I got up and had Scotch again, I’m really enjoying retirement”, said Neil.

Provide your own imaginary Neil Peart news below.

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Posted 07 October 2017 - 11:56 PM

"Off-loaded last of cash grab cartoon posters for rush complestists.  Easiest 10K I ever made @Bubba!"

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Posted 08 October 2017 - 12:27 AM

"I think I might come back to drumming... NOT"

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Posted 08 October 2017 - 12:44 AM

View Postgoose, on 07 October 2017 - 11:56 PM, said:

"Off-loaded last of cash grab cartoon posters for rush complestists.  Easiest 10K I ever made @Bubba!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!  Killing me Allen!  Yup!  I bought Neil a bottle.  Fuckk it.  There is no hope for him.

As long as he is happy and content with peace of mind.  Who cares.  

Good Luck Neil!

I am sure he is still smoking those red apples with his scotch.

I prefer Scotch Tape.

But I love an ice cold beer.

Cheers to Neil!

The fat man is so loaded, not sure he can even come bareback.  

Pun intended.

Signed,

"Pull the trigger of my...... LOVE GUN!"

Yes,  we all know RUSH opened for KISS in the Seventies.

No hope.  Just memories.

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Posted 08 October 2017 - 07:13 AM

He could certainly have Scotch when he got up while he was on the road (just probably not a good idea to ride his motorcycle).

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Posted 08 October 2017 - 08:20 AM

"olivia's slumber parties keeping me up all night. Need security to handle. @wheresmymichaelbitch"

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Posted 08 October 2017 - 08:27 AM

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Posted 08 October 2017 - 09:38 AM

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Posted 08 October 2017 - 10:08 AM

"Stepped outside for a breath of fresh air. Saw a fat American. Ran back inside."

#10 JohnRogers

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Posted 08 October 2017 - 10:11 AM

View PostJARG, on 08 October 2017 - 10:08 AM, said:

"Stepped outside for a breath of fresh air. Saw a fat American. Ran back inside."
:lol:

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Posted 08 October 2017 - 10:16 AM

View PostJARG, on 08 October 2017 - 10:08 AM, said:

"Stepped outside for a breath of fresh air. Saw a fat American. Ran back inside."

Lerxst had put a mirror in front of Pratt's front door.

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Posted 08 October 2017 - 10:17 AM

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"Skinny dipping and pissing in the lake while fans fantasize over me back in the studio and on the road"

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Posted 08 October 2017 - 03:28 PM

"I AM the LeStudio arsonist. @fuckthatcomeback @smoresaroundthebonfire"

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Posted 08 October 2017 - 04:25 PM

View PostHemiBeers, on 08 October 2017 - 03:28 PM, said:

"I AM the LeStudio arsonist. @fuckthatcomeback @smoresaroundthebonfire"
Must be too plebian to use hashtags so he's switched to @ signs.

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Posted 08 October 2017 - 07:29 PM

View Postedhunter, on 08 October 2017 - 09:38 AM, said:

"Signed up to be a lyft driver today"
:lol:

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Posted 08 October 2017 - 08:37 PM

Some dude I used to work with has a book out before me? #sumbitch #cashgrab #butimthewriterofthebunch! #bastardsteppedonmytoesthatarestillinflamedfromridingmymotorcycleintherainlikeadumbass

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Posted 08 October 2017 - 09:08 PM

Who taught the bassist how to write? #SundayMorningThoughts

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Posted 08 October 2017 - 10:12 PM

View Posttheredtamasrule, on 08 October 2017 - 08:37 PM, said:

Some dude I used to work with has a book out before me? #sumbitch #cashgrab #butimthewriterofthebunch! #bastardsteppedonmytoesthatarestillinflamedfromridingmymotorcycleintherainlikeadumbass
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Posted 08 October 2017 - 10:29 PM

I'm laughing this thread is GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted 08 October 2017 - 11:27 PM

"Gonna get Kevin to write a biopic on me."

"But what can he say that I haven't already said about myself?"

"Hmmm..."

"Maybe he can just make me a character in his next book."





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