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Is this anger for real?

 

I am Mr. Hope upon Hope, so much so I get cussed by the Rush Retirement Police.

 

I read the title snd instantly thought noone is gonna buy that for a dollar.

I was nude and soaking wet when I fell for this feldercarb.

 

Do you play an instrument? You would fit right in my new gay metal band!!! I need to hire a skin flutist next. You really just quoted a swear word from Battlestar Galactica? You are hired! LOL!

 

We will do a Priest cover. "ALL LOVE GUNS BLAZING!"

If I can wear assless leather chaps I'm in...just the leather chaps and boots.

 

Hahaha! You are in! No try out required!!!

 

I kill me.

I know you laugh as you type this stuff.

 

I often laugh while reading it.

so do I but every so often I read something and I go..."Earl. Dude. Cuz that shit out"

 

I feel like Gorilla Monsoon to his Bobby the Brain Heenan!!

Sometimes Earl is like that SNL skit that starts off real funny but then goes on too long. :LOL:

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I didn't believe it to be true when I read the thread title but you've got to click on it just to be completely sure. The issue everyone has is that the OP didn't have a joke or something humorous to say. All they did was make something up and that's why there are so many upset with it. Edited by J2112YYZ
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Is this anger for real?

 

I am Mr. Hope upon Hope, so much so I get cussed by the Rush Retirement Police.

 

I read the title snd instantly thought noone is gonna buy that for a dollar.

I was nude and soaking wet when I fell for this feldercarb.

 

Do you play an instrument? You would fit right in my new gay metal band!!! I need to hire a skin flutist next. You really just quoted a swear word from Battlestar Galactica? You are hired! LOL!

 

We will do a Priest cover. "ALL LOVE GUNS BLAZING!"

If I can wear assless leather chaps I'm in...just the leather chaps and boots.

 

Hahaha! You are in! No try out required!!!

 

I kill me.

I know you laugh as you type this stuff.

 

I often laugh while reading it.

so do I but every so often I read something and I go..."Earl. Dude. Cuz that shit out"

 

I feel like Gorilla Monsoon to his Bobby the Brain Heenan!!

Sometimes Earl is like that SNL skit that starts off real funny but then goes on too long. :LOL:

 

HAHAHAHAHA!!! EPIC! I've been told that many times!!! Some say I'm the Howard Stern of Forums. Whatever! I'm not a label I'm a BAD MUTHAFUKKA!

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Is this anger for real?

 

I am Mr. Hope upon Hope, so much so I get cussed by the Rush Retirement Police.

 

I read the title snd instantly thought noone is gonna buy that for a dollar.

I was nude and soaking wet when I fell for this feldercarb.

 

Do you play an instrument? You would fit right in my new gay metal band!!! I need to hire a skin flutist next. You really just quoted a swear word from Battlestar Galactica? You are hired! LOL!

 

We will do a Priest cover. "ALL LOVE GUNS BLAZING!"

If I can wear assless leather chaps I'm in...just the leather chaps and boots.

 

Hahaha! You are in! No try out required!!!

 

I kill me.

I know you laugh as you type this stuff.

 

I often laugh while reading it.

so do I but every so often I read something and I go..."Earl. Dude. Cuz that shit out"

 

I feel like Gorilla Monsoon to his Bobby the Brain Heenan!!

 

Classic shite. Glad to be the Rush Forum Mascot For Big Mouth Clowns!

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Is this anger for real?

 

I am Mr. Hope upon Hope, so much so I get cussed by the Rush Retirement Police.

 

I read the title snd instantly thought noone is gonna buy that for a dollar.

I was nude and soaking wet when I fell for this feldercarb.

 

Do you play an instrument? You would fit right in my new gay metal band!!! I need to hire a skin flutist next. You really just quoted a swear word from Battlestar Galactica? You are hired! LOL!

 

We will do a Priest cover. "ALL LOVE GUNS BLAZING!"

If I can wear assless leather chaps I'm in...just the leather chaps and boots.

 

Hahaha! You are in! No try out required!!!

 

I kill me.

I know you laugh as you type this stuff.

 

I often laugh while reading it.

so do I but every so often I read something and I go..."Earl. Dude. Cuz that shit out"

 

I feel like Gorilla Monsoon to his Bobby the Brain Heenan!!

 

Classic shite. Glad to be the Rush Forum Mascot For Big Mouth Clowns!

 

Nude, wet and reaching for TRF? TRF?

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Is this anger for real?

 

I am Mr. Hope upon Hope, so much so I get cussed by the Rush Retirement Police.

 

I read the title snd instantly thought noone is gonna buy that for a dollar.

I was nude and soaking wet when I fell for this feldercarb.

 

Do you play an instrument? You would fit right in my new gay metal band!!! I need to hire a skin flutist next. You really just quoted a swear word from Battlestar Galactica? You are hired! LOL!

 

We will do a Priest cover. "ALL LOVE GUNS BLAZING!"

If I can wear assless leather chaps I'm in...just the leather chaps and boots.

 

Hahaha! You are in! No try out required!!!

 

I kill me.

I know you laugh as you type this stuff.

 

I often laugh while reading it.

so do I but every so often I read something and I go..."Earl. Dude. Cuz that shit out"

 

I feel like Gorilla Monsoon to his Bobby the Brain Heenan!!

 

Classic shite. Glad to be the Rush Forum Mascot For Big Mouth Clowns!

 

Nude, wet and reaching for TRF? TRF?

 

LOL!

 

I would prefer to be reaching for a bar of soap on the shower floor. Or perhaps reaching for the "Alien Shore!"

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"DUMMKOPTS"

 

My new Rush cover band! Lots of those real Rush dummkpts on here. Many of them haven't even seen Rush live.

They would have seen them but their mum couldn't afford them for the basement gig! :syrinx:

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I haven't the money to see them in London this really upsets me!
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I don't think I have ever truly been offended this much by a thread.

 

What an unkind joke...1 April maybe.

 

Maybe.

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I haven't the money to see them in London this really upsets me!

Don't you have a rich uncle (long lost, of course) who's a Nigerian Prince? I'm sure if you just send him a couple hundred, you could use your inheritance for the tickets.

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The dates are in Berlin London and Toronto!!!

It's an official 'farewell' at last!! :)

 

Link please

 

Link?? ..oh no sorry, I just made that up :P

 

..would be be pretty sweet though hey!

 

Yeah dude. Thats f***ed up.

There are no words to express my anger.

 

Jesus man! I thought I was a shit disturber! I was already going to book my "Headlong Flight" to Toronto! FOOL!

That's a great name for a gay metal band Earl. The SHIT DISTURBERS! :facepalm: :16ton: :facepalm:

SHIT HITS THE FAN is the name of Earl's side metal project.

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Peart would have a heart attack if he was forced out on tour again!

Peart's waist is too similar to Lifeson's these days so yeah you might be right. And thinking about those gigs last summer and what he did in them, Peart might've been the fittest fat guy in human history.

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