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THE ONLY SPAM THREAD v.25


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  1. 1. When did TRF chatroom get taken down?

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Some say that he knows two facts about ducks and both of them are wrong. And that 61 years ago he accidentally introduced her majesty The Queen to a Greek racialist. All we know is that I’m going to the tower now to have my head cut off, and he is called the Stig.
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Some say that when he slows down, brake lights come on in his buttocks. And that if he’d been the manager of the England football squad last week he wouldn’t have been a feckless ginger gum-chewing buffoon and ruined it for all of us. All we know is he’s called the Stig.
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Some say that he once lost a canoe on a beach in the north east, and that he once did some time in a prison in Canterbury because his teddy is called “The baby Jesus”. All we know is he’s called the Stig.
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my car still has some work that needs to be done on it sooner rather than later. once all that is taken care of, im switching to a different insurance company and i'm gonna start doing instacart. i need more breathing room, and i had to use all of my savings to replace the TCM :(
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i need me a nice pair of Vans. i was a Converse gal for the longest time, but it's time to switch.
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so my fwb and i agreed to be just fwbs because we're not each other's ideal romantic partner. tell me why he kissed me goodbye after work last night.
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Got a haircut yesterday. The woman does an OK job. I'm pretty picky being a guy from the 60s/70s. I've had better but I can't find anyone right now that does a better job so I suppose OK is better than shitty.
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Some say that after making love he bites the head off his partner, and that he’s had to give up binge drinking now that it’s got to £1.18 a litre. All we know is he’s called the Stig.
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