Lost In Xanadu Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 source: http://www.czabe.com QUOTE Dear Tim, Good luck on Saturday night in Foxboro against the Patriots. I'll be rooting for you. Oh wait. Did I say "I'll be rooting for you?" I meant to say... "I'll be rooting for you........ TO LOSE BY 40!" Now look, don't take this personally. In fact, I'm sure you won't, seeing as how you are such a fine and humble young Christian man. Because you see, this isn't about you. It's about your people. They are out of control. They cannot be reasoned with. And wow, talk about a thin skin! Sheesh! One little knock against your *ahem* ingenious throwing motion, and I get accused of being a cross between Judas Iscariot and Rod Tidwell's brother Tee Pee: you know, the guy who never had anything positive to say while watching a game. Your story is pretty amazing: you've gone from being a 1st round reach, to nearly cut, to starter and a 6 game winning streak, to bum who nearly cost your team a shot at the playoffs.... to a cult figure all in just two years. But it's time that this little football tent revival gets shut down by a QB who is going to the Hall of Fame with a supermodel on his arm and a coach who doesn't mind sleeping with the team secretary or illegally videotaping other teams signals. Tebowmania has been a fun little ride, but it's nothing more than a craze. And we've seen them come and go in sports and pop culture. Once upon a time, fans in stadiums did "the wave" and basketball players had hi-top fades with lines cut in the side. MC Hammer was unquestionably cool, and replica puffy pants with fake zebra stripes called "Zubaz" were considered acceptable to wear in public. The Run-N-Shoot once promised to revolutionize pro football, until teams found out at the most inconvenient times that holding a lead with that offense was about as effective as bringing your soup to lunch in a brown paper bag. People who say you just need to learn how to throw a little better, are the same people who said we could turn sprinters like Willie Gault and Renaldo Skeets Neimiah into elite wide receivers if we can just get them to improve their hands. You are fad like sticky wall walkers, or invisible dogs. You remind me of when the Rubiks Cube came out and it was the very wonder of my 8th grade existence. Oh wow! How can you solve this thing? It's like so, complicated! Rumor had it one of your buddies had solved his Rubiks Cube, but it took almost a week. Still you were amazed. But then the next week, the Asian kid on the bus who's dad was a doctor could solve not just HIS, but YOURS too, all before the bus pulled into the parking lot! Look, most of this is not your fault. The media has been very unfair to you. That's right, I said UN-fair. Because the media *ahem* ESPN, let's just say for example, has packaged, shined and hyped you to the moon and back, and milked you every step of the way. I can assure you, there's never before been a 46% throwing quarterback on an 8-8 team that got the column inches, television features, or sports talk radio minutes as you. And sadly, THIS has been the shallow dirty puddle of water which has bred hatred of your mediocre-ass quarterbacking like a swarm of mosquitoes in the summer. Right now, the ride is all parade waves and roses. But trust me, when your game gets reverse engineered like a knockoff handbag at a counterfeiters convention, the backlash will be fierce. Because most NFL fans can sort out the steak form the gristle. And just because Skip Bayless comes on TV and screams like the late Billy Mays insisting the league simply CANNOT live without you, it doesn't mean we are picking up the phone to buy it. We know who the elite practitioners of this position are in the league. And you ain't one of them. Not now, not tomorrow, not ever. Not with that gorilla-flinging-a-coconut motion of yours. So it's really best that it all starts wrapping up now. The sooner for you to maybe transition to a more sustainable position like fullback or TE. Where, hey, you can still quote the Bible, hug sick kids, flex your guns at overturned replays on the bench, and Tebow in prayer until every single leper is cured. Win win! So good luck Timmy. Your fans now hate me more than ever. And no matter how bad you play on Saturday night, I can assure you that come Monday, they'll still say: I'm the bad guy. Sincerely yours, Steve Czaban Radio Blowhard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gompers Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 QUOTE (KenJennings @ Jan 13 2012, 12:50 PM) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAIQWzW1MIc That is so laughable! Looks like Mr. Parr needed some cash so he hopped on the Tebow bandwagon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 QUOTE (Tick @ Jan 12 2012, 01:30 PM) QUOTE (metaldad @ Jan 12 2012, 02:05 PM) I just read on E.S.P.N that good ol Timmy is the most popular athlete in the u.s. right now. People are Dumb YEAH BABY!!!!!! WOOOOOO HOOOOOO!!!!! TEBOW!!! TEBOW!!! TEBOW!!!!! YOWWWWWWW!!!!!! Shouldn't the colour be orange rather than yellow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digital Man Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Damn..... Now that's a story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 QUOTE (Digital Man @ Jan 13 2012, 03:27 PM) Damn..... Now that's a story. Wow. Just amazing - hard not to root for a guy like that. Like RR says, his football skills (or lack of) don't really matter much when you look at it from that angle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiriusRushFan Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 The man who 'Tebowed' before Tebow. Sports star, Orel Hershiser, actually 'Tebowed' while Tebow was still in diapers at age 1. After striking out the last batter in the 1988 World Series, he dropped to his knee and started 'Hershisering'. http://content.screencast.com/users/bruceandwanda/folders/Jing/media/d5614dbb-380e-49a2-99a1-73e4346db317/2012-01-13_1907.png http://content.screencast.com/users/bruceandwanda/folders/Jing/media/1f851428-4562-47b0-ac78-e34ba145138a/2012-01-13_1904.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobodys hero Posted January 14, 2012 Share Posted January 14, 2012 QUOTE (Digital Man @ Jan 13 2012, 01:27 PM) Damn..... Now that's a story. Yup, he's really good about helping out sick folk who want to meet him. The girl in the story sat with his family and said they were all wonderful to her as well. GO BRONCOS!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 I am rooting for the Broncos, but Tebow's terrible mechanics are apparent. When he is in the wrap, he cannot step into it to "throw the javelin" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Brady just threw a nice ball to the Denver Tebows... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Presto-digitation Posted January 15, 2012 Author Share Posted January 15, 2012 Chisled veteran showing a guy with WEAK fundamentals how to play the position. I hope the pup is taking notes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 QUOTE (Presto-digitation @ Jan 14 2012, 10:01 PM) Chisled veteran showing a guy with WEAK fundamentals how to play the position. I hope the pup is taking notes. Im having a feeling of Deja Vu! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Presto-digitation Posted January 15, 2012 Author Share Posted January 15, 2012 Brady has TWICE as many touchdowns as Tebow has completions. Oh my lord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Presto-digitation Posted January 15, 2012 Author Share Posted January 15, 2012 Ass Whuppin' 3:16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 LMAO - my daughter is watching the game with me (first time watching the Broncos) and she said "why does he (Tebow) throw like that? He needs to watch how Aaron Rodgers does it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Presto-digitation Posted January 15, 2012 Author Share Posted January 15, 2012 QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ Jan 14 2012, 10:50 PM) LMAO - my daughter is watching the game with me (first time watching the Broncos) and she said "why does he (Tebow) throw like that? He needs to watch how Aaron Rodgers does it" From the mouths of babes. Wise beyond her years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ Jan 13 2012, 10:59 AM) source: http://www.czabe.com QUOTE Dear Tim, Good luck on Saturday night in Foxboro against the Patriots. I'll be rooting for you. Oh wait. Did I say "I'll be rooting for you?" I meant to say... "I'll be rooting for you........ TO LOSE BY 40!" Now look, don't take this personally. In fact, I'm sure you won't, seeing as how you are such a fine and humble young Christian man. Because you see, this isn't about you. It's about your people. They are out of control. They cannot be reasoned with. And wow, talk about a thin skin! Sheesh! One little knock against your *ahem* ingenious throwing motion, and I get accused of being a cross between Judas Iscariot and Rod Tidwell's brother Tee Pee: you know, the guy who never had anything positive to say while watching a game. Your story is pretty amazing: you've gone from being a 1st round reach, to nearly cut, to starter and a 6 game winning streak, to bum who nearly cost your team a shot at the playoffs.... to a cult figure all in just two years. But it's time that this little football tent revival gets shut down by a QB who is going to the Hall of Fame with a supermodel on his arm and a coach who doesn't mind sleeping with the team secretary or illegally videotaping other teams signals. Tebowmania has been a fun little ride, but it's nothing more than a craze. And we've seen them come and go in sports and pop culture. Once upon a time, fans in stadiums did "the wave" and basketball players had hi-top fades with lines cut in the side. MC Hammer was unquestionably cool, and replica puffy pants with fake zebra stripes called "Zubaz" were considered acceptable to wear in public. The Run-N-Shoot once promised to revolutionize pro football, until teams found out at the most inconvenient times that holding a lead with that offense was about as effective as bringing your soup to lunch in a brown paper bag. People who say you just need to learn how to throw a little better, are the same people who said we could turn sprinters like Willie Gault and Renaldo Skeets Neimiah into elite wide receivers if we can just get them to improve their hands. You are fad like sticky wall walkers, or invisible dogs. You remind me of when the Rubiks Cube came out and it was the very wonder of my 8th grade existence. Oh wow! How can you solve this thing? It's like so, complicated! Rumor had it one of your buddies had solved his Rubiks Cube, but it took almost a week. Still you were amazed. But then the next week, the Asian kid on the bus who's dad was a doctor could solve not just HIS, but YOURS too, all before the bus pulled into the parking lot! Look, most of this is not your fault. The media has been very unfair to you. That's right, I said UN-fair. Because the media *ahem* ESPN, let's just say for example, has packaged, shined and hyped you to the moon and back, and milked you every step of the way. I can assure you, there's never before been a 46% throwing quarterback on an 8-8 team that got the column inches, television features, or sports talk radio minutes as you. And sadly, THIS has been the shallow dirty puddle of water which has bred hatred of your mediocre-ass quarterbacking like a swarm of mosquitoes in the summer. Right now, the ride is all parade waves and roses. But trust me, when your game gets reverse engineered like a knockoff handbag at a counterfeiters convention, the backlash will be fierce. Because most NFL fans can sort out the steak form the gristle. And just because Skip Bayless comes on TV and screams like the late Billy Mays insisting the league simply CANNOT live without you, it doesn't mean we are picking up the phone to buy it. We know who the elite practitioners of this position are in the league. And you ain't one of them. Not now, not tomorrow, not ever. Not with that gorilla-flinging-a-coconut motion of yours. So it's really best that it all starts wrapping up now. The sooner for you to maybe transition to a more sustainable position like fullback or TE. Where, hey, you can still quote the Bible, hug sick kids, flex your guns at overturned replays on the bench, and Tebow in prayer until every single leper is cured. Win win! So good luck Timmy. Your fans now hate me more than ever. And no matter how bad you play on Saturday night, I can assure you that come Monday, they'll still say: I'm the bad guy. Sincerely yours, Steve Czaban Radio Blowhard What a sorry human being. Not worthy of an ounce of hate, or even any further thought. No wonder he's got a radio show on a sports talk station. The thing is, Tebow will never know this guy exists. And he won't be missing a damn thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
softfilter Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Well.. In the very least people have by now completely forgotten how "ugly" Bernie Kosar looked throwing the ball! (But hey at least Bernie was accurate) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weakly Criminal Posted January 15, 2012 Share Posted January 15, 2012 Anyone who thinks this was anything less than a successful season for Tebow is just a hater plain and simple. Comparing him to Brady in his (less than full) first season? This isn't Moses vs. Jesus. He's a freaking football player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Presto-digitation Posted January 15, 2012 Author Share Posted January 15, 2012 QUOTE (Tick @ Jan 9 2012, 08:38 AM) QUOTE (Presto-digitation @ Jan 9 2012, 09:20 AM) You're right about postponed. I really dislike the Steelers and otherwise would never root for them (except against the Cowboys), so aside from having to listen to Skip Bayless and a bunch of Tebow loons go on and on all week instead of sulk away into the sunset, they actually did me a favor. They can sulk away next week. Whatever PD, THIS WEEK YOU HAVE TO SUCK IT!!! I won't tell you to "SUCK IT" this week. I'll let Tebow's performance tell you. Let me say this, for all the people lined up ready to say "Hey, what do you want....he's just a kid in his first real year starting. Give him a break!!!" -- you gave none of his detractors and critics, many of them very FAIR in their assessment of the man's skills, a break when they tried to discuss his flaws. No. It was all about how people just hated him and his mad skills and his religious beliefs, etc. When he pulled off a miracle you asked, "How could you possibly deny that kind of performance?" And then on the weeks he got trounced you said, "Hey, go easy on the guy...he's young and doesn't know what he's doing yet." Sorry, can't have it both ways. The truth of the matter is that he did both, he had moments of brilliance and was certainly a lighting rod for his teammates' devotion and for media attention. His comebacks deserved serious consideration. AND.... ...he was often a very minimal quarterback, ranging from falling just short to putting up numbers that are embarrassing if you're starting in the NFL. While he put up more heroic wins, he had more experience coming in than Andy Dalton and Cam Newton, each of whom on the whole played the position better than Tebow. So clearly there are some out there who, despite their age and relative inexperience, don't need excuses as to why they didn't get more wins, more yards, have higher completion percentage. Cam is the best of the lot and he's the one of those three who DIDN'T make the playoffs. So just getting to the playoffs isn't the end all/be all of how good of a quarterback you are. Some things to keep in mind when you now get retro-defensive about Tebow's critics in light of a season that ended with a young pup getting whipped by a guy who TRULY knows how to play the position and has since his first start. I hope Tebow was taking notes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finding IT Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Tebow might be going to Heaven but he sure as Hell isn't going to Disney World. Unless he buys a ticket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inthend Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 QUOTE (softfilter @ Jan 15 2012, 12:50 AM) Well.. In the very least people have by now completely forgotten how "ugly" Bernie Kosar looked throwing the ball! (But hey at least Bernie was accurate) Another ugly passer I remember was Billy Kilmer. In fact I think a lot of his would be interceptions were dropped because they were so wobbly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gompers Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Thus endeth the Tebow season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrinx Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 I would say Tom Brady was pretty sick of all the Tebow talk leading up to the game and that may have motivated him to step it up a little and teach the young guy a lesson or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ Jan 14 2012, 11:50 PM) LMAO - my daughter is watching the game with me (first time watching the Broncos) and she said "why does he (Tebow) throw like that? He needs to watch how Aaron Rodgers does it" yeah, just like he threw yesterday. ha ha haaaaa ha ha haaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 QUOTE (Syrinx @ Jan 16 2012, 11:27 AM) I would say Tom Brady was pretty sick of all the Tebow talk leading up to the game and that may have motivated him to step it up a little and teach the young guy a lesson or two. Ever watch Brady play before? He doesn't need to be motivated to play better then he already does. The guy is the best regardless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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