The Unintentional Penis

[JohnnyBlaze]

 

Nice work!

Pic #1 is "masturbating Baby Frank Black (swaddled version)".

"Christmas cracker (with dirty fingernail)" is #2.

And #3 is "Jingle Belle abiding".

 

http://i.amz.mshcdn.com/TTRI4NG4UmK9SlSEM0WDX-Kvno0=/fit-in/1200x9600/http%3A%2F%2Fmashable.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F12%2FSanta_sketch.jpg

 

#4 Armless Paddle Cock

 

Amish Santa with cool shoes and beaver tail.

 

Ah. Beard. I thought it was a....stain.

[JohnnyBlaze]

 

 

Crab with Hardened Blood at End of Long Shit. Doesn't sound too penile to me

 

Wow! Didn't you just wake up?

 

These are my thoughts at 7:30am before I eat breakfast

[vaportrailer]

Nice work!

Pic #1 is "masturbating Baby Frank Black (swaddled version)".

"Christmas cracker (with dirty fingernail)" is #2.

And #3 is "Jingle Belle abiding".

 

http://i.amz.mshcdn.com/TTRI4NG4UmK9SlSEM0WDX-Kvno0=/fit-in/1200x9600/http%3A%2F%2Fmashable.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F12%2FSanta_sketch.jpg

 

#4 Armless Paddle Cock

 

Amish Santa with cool shoes and beaver tail.

 

Ah. Beard. I thought it was a....stain.

 

There you go with your awesome lyrics again! Too bad you don't play an instrument...:(

[Brucey]

The size of mine is not unintentional

[vaportrailer]

 

 

Crab with Hardened Blood at End of Long Shit. Doesn't sound too penile to me

 

Wow! Didn't you just wake up?

 

These are my thoughts at 7:30am before I eat breakfast

 

Having a nice bowl of crab blood and shit for breakfast? Mmm! A great way to greet the day! :sundog:

[JohnnyBlaze]

Nice work!

Pic #1 is "masturbating Baby Frank Black (swaddled version)".

"Christmas cracker (with dirty fingernail)" is #2.

And #3 is "Jingle Belle abiding".

 

http://i.amz.mshcdn.com/TTRI4NG4UmK9SlSEM0WDX-Kvno0=/fit-in/1200x9600/http%3A%2F%2Fmashable.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F12%2FSanta_sketch.jpg

 

#4 Armless Paddle Cock

 

Amish Santa with cool shoes and beaver tail.

 

Ah. Beard. I thought it was a....stain.

 

There you go with your awesome lyrics again! Too bad you don't play an instrument...:(

 

But I do. Just not in a long time. And I was never that good. But good enough to fool someone who doesn't play though.

 

Actually I did say many times what instrument I played but Smitty was too spastic with the "Tell me tell me tell me answer answer answer why can't we get along" jazz that he missed it.

[JohnnyBlaze]

 

 

Crab with Hardened Blood at End of Long Shit. Doesn't sound too penile to me

 

Wow! Didn't you just wake up?

 

These are my thoughts at 7:30am before I eat breakfast

 

Having a nice bowl of crab blood and shit for breakfast? Mmm! A great way to greet the day! :sundog:

 

The latter comes after the breakfast bowl. Hold the blood. Not literally.

[JohnnyBlaze]

The size of mine is not unintentional

 

Stroking?

[Brucey]

The size of mine is not unintentional

 

Stroking?

 

:D-13:

[Fordgalaxy]

[goose]

Intentional.

[Fordgalaxy]

Intentional.

 

yeah yeah

[Lucas]

Back in high school, our neighbors were a wonderfully kind elderly couple that would spend their winters in Florida ... Each year, between November and April, we would watch their house, water their plants, turn lights on and off, etc

 

Knowing that the house was empty, and wanting to do our part to make it looked occupied, two friends ( all I had ) and myself built an enormous snow penis on the front lawn ... It took the three of us to haul the head to the top ..

 

We were not only proud, but I can remember coming close to throwing up from laughing so hard

 

Anyways, the following morning I woke up, and when I looked out the window, I was horrified - the snow penis had been toppled

 

Upon further inspection, I noted car tire tracks in the snow - it turns out that my Mom was not amused ( at least until years later when she admitted it ) .... When she saw our creation, she took the '73 Cadillac and used it like a battering ram to take down the beast ..

[JohnnyBlaze]

http://i.pinimg.com/originals/e6/5d/89/e65d8937047e90706306d4d1b9917bfc.png

[JohnnyBlaze]

http://i.pinimg.com/736x/cd/e1/41/cde141931f7d3360c2290e08401bf5b6--funny-vintage-vintage-comics.jpg

[JohnnyBlaze]

http://i.pinimg.com/736x/93/22/15/93221517e4ec25a5516cab20725d70d7--vintage-comics-funny-vintage.jpg

[JohnnyBlaze]

http://i.pinimg.com/originals/11/1e/cb/111ecb30320a392b7fbefb1452d51a5d.jpg

[blueschica]

Well, I guess this was kind of intentional but ....... https://www.cbsnews....shington-state/. Not sure what I would think if I saw this in the heavens!

 

 

[Lucas]

Either Mom has a nice new purse, or, she's the "fun Mom" of the neighborhood

 

[vaportrailer]

Well, I guess this was kind of intentional but ....... https://www.cbsnews....shington-state/. Not sure what I would think if I saw this in the heavens!

 

 

 

C'mon! They're obviously trying to draw the lovable Muppets character "Beaker". The photographer has it upside down.

 

[vaportrailer]

Either Mom has a nice new purse, or, she's the "fun Mom" of the neighborhood

 

 

Please post this again so I can "like" it again!

Or I guess I could just "like" and "unlike" it a bunch of times.

 

"fun mom"

Edited November 17, 2017 by vaportrailer

[Lucas]

[vaportrailer]

 

This is quite a good story.

 

[JohnRogers]

Can’t post the pic but trust me, worth it.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-11-22/statue-of-saint-and-child-creates-stir/9180724

[vaportrailer]

Can’t post the pic but trust me, worth it.

http://www.abc.net.a...es-stir/9180724

 

I have no shame in posting fine works of art!

 

 

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