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I went to my friend's shop - he specializes in old carbs .. He rebuilds them and has all the hard to find parts .. I needed some parts for a carb to a 1956 MG

 

When I was there, I noticed that his "OPEN" sign had blown off the door and was laying on the floor .. While he was on the phone in the back room, I was left unattended ... So I picked up his OPEN sign, found some cardboard, tape and a magic marker ..

 

Before I left, I got a pic of my work

 

After getting back to my shop about an hour later, I sent him this pic

 

http://s26.postimg.org/isolq6jsp/Penis_Door_01_00.jpg

Nut!

 

You could've gone even further and had the "penis" cover the "NGK spark plugs" sign so that you're left with "Penis pull"!

 

Missed opportunity!

And here we see illustrated the difference between "harmless prankster" and "criminal sociopath". :P

 

I feel like I'm listening to a Marlin Perkins broadcast.

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I went to my friend's shop - he specializes in old carbs .. He rebuilds them and has all the hard to find parts .. I needed some parts for a carb to a 1956 MG

 

When I was there, I noticed that his "OPEN" sign had blown off the door and was laying on the floor .. While he was on the phone in the back room, I was left unattended ... So I picked up his OPEN sign, found some cardboard, tape and a magic marker ..

 

Before I left, I got a pic of my work

 

After getting back to my shop about an hour later, I sent him this pic

 

http://s26.postimg.org/isolq6jsp/Penis_Door_01_00.jpg

Nut!

 

You could've gone even further and had the "penis" cover the "NGK spark plugs" sign so that you're left with "Penis pull"!

 

Missed opportunity!

 

:LOL:

 

hahahaha

 

We need to become a team

 

The P Team !!

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I went to my friend's shop - he specializes in old carbs .. He rebuilds them and has all the hard to find parts .. I needed some parts for a carb to a 1956 MG

 

When I was there, I noticed that his "OPEN" sign had blown off the door and was laying on the floor .. While he was on the phone in the back room, I was left unattended ... So I picked up his OPEN sign, found some cardboard, tape and a magic marker ..

 

Before I left, I got a pic of my work

 

After getting back to my shop about an hour later, I sent him this pic

 

http://s26.postimg.org/isolq6jsp/Penis_Door_01_00.jpg

Nut!

 

You could've gone even further and had the "penis" cover the "NGK spark plugs" sign so that you're left with "Penis pull"!

 

Missed opportunity!

 

:LOL:

 

hahahaha

 

We need to become a team

 

The P Team !!

 

I might've gone the extra mile and taped a bratwurst to the door knob too! Hold the mayo though. I'm not a complete child.

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I went to my friend's shop - he specializes in old carbs .. He rebuilds them and has all the hard to find parts .. I needed some parts for a carb to a 1956 MG

 

When I was there, I noticed that his "OPEN" sign had blown off the door and was laying on the floor .. While he was on the phone in the back room, I was left unattended ... So I picked up his OPEN sign, found some cardboard, tape and a magic marker ..

 

Before I left, I got a pic of my work

 

After getting back to my shop about an hour later, I sent him this pic

 

Penis_Door_01_00.jpg

 

I walk up and see this.

 

“Is this the guy I want rebuilding my 1973 Carter Thermoquad”?

 

I turn around, head back to my car.

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I see a lot of intentional penises in this thread. Misleading title.

 

Does this one qualify as unintentional?

 

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUImH-vU8AEHbGb.jpg

That stupid pic still makes me laugh!

 

That dude is hung like a shoe!

 

"coccasin"

 

Actually, it looks like he's crapping out a shoe

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I went to my friend's shop - he specializes in old carbs .. He rebuilds them and has all the hard to find parts .. I needed some parts for a carb to a 1956 MG

 

When I was there, I noticed that his "OPEN" sign had blown off the door and was laying on the floor .. While he was on the phone in the back room, I was left unattended ... So I picked up his OPEN sign, found some cardboard, tape and a magic marker ..

 

Before I left, I got a pic of my work

 

After getting back to my shop about an hour later, I sent him this pic

 

Penis_Door_01_00.jpg

 

I walk up and see this.

 

“Is this the guy I want rebuilding my 1973 Carter Thermoquad”?

 

I turn around, head back to my car.

 

..and drive to the auto parts store to buy a real carb so you don't have to deal with that thermobog anymore!

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I see a lot of intentional penises in this thread. Misleading title.

 

Does this one qualify as unintentional?

 

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUImH-vU8AEHbGb.jpg

That stupid pic still makes me laugh!

 

That dude is hung like a shoe!

 

"coccasin"

 

 

:LOL:

Sounds like a bad metal band. Oops, I mean "awesome" metal band.

 

http://i42.tinypic.com/15d3ypf.jpg

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http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01699/kylie460_1699430c.jpg

 

lucky bear

 

Yeah, he's obviously getting a wicked "Minoguing" here.

Or is it "Minogued"? That looks better.

 

nintchdbpict000300435320.jpg?strip=all&w=960

Okay, must go do some Minoguery myself.

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