goose Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 http://therockstation99x.com/files/2011/12/tumblr_ltqlyjegba1qdyqslo1_500.jpg "Do you take cream?" Reminds me of these: http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/university-of-texas-coffee-mug.pngUniversity of North Texas instant collectables! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LyndseyG Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/11/16/16/3A70754900000578-3942436-Upon_inspection_penis_could_easily_be_switched_with_penny_an_Eng-a-2_1479313567150.jpg That's a HARD bargain to BEAT! Not trying to be a wet blanket, but those signs aren't as funny when you know they're photoshopped. How can you be sure Is that an admission ?? An admission? No, but I know how easy it is to photoshop signs to say something else. It's easy to do it right so that you can't tell it was altered. It's possible this sign wasn't altered, but I doubt that last "S" would be sitting that high. The "S" does look high, but then again, so does the "W" in "NEW" That might be because they used an upside-down "M" instead of a "W." :D What a shame, someone with all that ingenuity wasting their time working at Arby's !!! With the right pair of perv eyes, the Arby's hat logo is penislike in appearance. I'm sure it'll take you guys about .01 seconds to see what I'm talking about...if you hadn't already noticed it years ago. I see it. :D 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LyndseyG Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 I think we found a new poll topic... I just learned a thing!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 I think we found a new poll topic... I just learned a thing!!I just got out of the shower, I’m feeling around my junk now...wow tis true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted November 7, 2017 Author Share Posted November 7, 2017 I went to my friend's shop - he specializes in old carbs .. He rebuilds them and has all the hard to find parts .. I needed some parts for a carb to a 1956 MG When I was there, I noticed that his "OPEN" sign had blown off the door and was laying on the floor .. While he was on the phone in the back room, I was left unattended ... So I picked up his OPEN sign, found some cardboard, tape and a magic marker .. Before I left, I got a pic of my work After getting back to my shop about an hour later, I sent him this pic UPDATE: Friday I received some mail at the shop .. My carb rebuilding friend just couldn't get rid of it, so he mailed it to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted November 7, 2017 Share Posted November 7, 2017 I went to my friend's shop - he specializes in old carbs .. He rebuilds them and has all the hard to find parts .. I needed some parts for a carb to a 1956 MG When I was there, I noticed that his "OPEN" sign had blown off the door and was laying on the floor .. While he was on the phone in the back room, I was left unattended ... So I picked up his OPEN sign, found some cardboard, tape and a magic marker .. Before I left, I got a pic of my work After getting back to my shop about an hour later, I sent him this pic UPDATE: Friday I received some mail at the shop .. My carb rebuilding friend just couldn't get rid of it, so he mailed it to me http://s26.postimg.org/erwgrajp5/penis_sign_delivered.jpg You should send him a 6 feet x 2 feet styrofoam mold of a penis for Christmas. Have him sign for it at his shop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted November 8, 2017 Author Share Posted November 8, 2017 I went to my friend's shop - he specializes in old carbs .. He rebuilds them and has all the hard to find parts .. I needed some parts for a carb to a 1956 MG When I was there, I noticed that his "OPEN" sign had blown off the door and was laying on the floor .. While he was on the phone in the back room, I was left unattended ... So I picked up his OPEN sign, found some cardboard, tape and a magic marker .. Before I left, I got a pic of my work After getting back to my shop about an hour later, I sent him this pic UPDATE: Friday I received some mail at the shop .. My carb rebuilding friend just couldn't get rid of it, so he mailed it to me http://s26.postimg.org/erwgrajp5/penis_sign_delivered.jpg You should send him a 6 feet x 2 feet styrofoam mold of a penis for Christmas. Have him sign for it at his shop. I'm not even going to ask where I could get something like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 I went to my friend's shop - he specializes in old carbs .. He rebuilds them and has all the hard to find parts .. I needed some parts for a carb to a 1956 MG When I was there, I noticed that his "OPEN" sign had blown off the door and was laying on the floor .. While he was on the phone in the back room, I was left unattended ... So I picked up his OPEN sign, found some cardboard, tape and a magic marker .. Before I left, I got a pic of my work After getting back to my shop about an hour later, I sent him this pic UPDATE: Friday I received some mail at the shop .. My carb rebuilding friend just couldn't get rid of it, so he mailed it to me http://s26.postimg.org/erwgrajp5/penis_sign_delivered.jpg You should send him a 6 feet x 2 feet styrofoam mold of a penis for Christmas. Have him sign for it at his shop. I'm not even going to ask where I could get something like that In your closet with your other two dozen spares! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted November 8, 2017 Author Share Posted November 8, 2017 I went to my friend's shop - he specializes in old carbs .. He rebuilds them and has all the hard to find parts .. I needed some parts for a carb to a 1956 MG When I was there, I noticed that his "OPEN" sign had blown off the door and was laying on the floor .. While he was on the phone in the back room, I was left unattended ... So I picked up his OPEN sign, found some cardboard, tape and a magic marker .. Before I left, I got a pic of my work After getting back to my shop about an hour later, I sent him this pic UPDATE: Friday I received some mail at the shop .. My carb rebuilding friend just couldn't get rid of it, so he mailed it to me http://s26.postimg.org/erwgrajp5/penis_sign_delivered.jpg You should send him a 6 feet x 2 feet styrofoam mold of a penis for Christmas. Have him sign for it at his shop. I'm not even going to ask where I could get something like that In your closet with your other two dozen spares! Why are holiday decorations coming to mind ?? NEW THREAD IDEA The Seasonal Penis 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Why are holiday decorations coming to mind ?? NEW THREAD IDEA The Seasonal Penis http://www.scarymommy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/12246942_10156272963375387_6385339735406211197_n.jpg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 (edited) http://imageslogotv-a.akamaihd.net//uri/mgid:file:http:shared:s3.amazonaws.com/articles.newnownext.com-production/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/ruNKmcL-1450879333.jpg?quality=0.8&format=jpg&width=1500 Edited November 8, 2017 by vaportrailer 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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goose Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Unintentional shot to the penis... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 http://i.amz.mshcdn.com/vYZL7fcJc04FGIDp6J-ORIC_PHQ=/950x534/filters:quality(90)/2015%2F12%2F02%2F65%2FRed_Santa.33660.jpg Now that's someone excited about Christmas! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Why are holiday decorations coming to mind ?? NEW THREAD IDEA The Seasonal Penis http://i.pinimg.com/236x/f9/12/26/f9122655f2c922f7d2fc05e16efa1fee.jpg http://www.scarymommy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/12246942_10156272963375387_6385339735406211197_n.jpg http://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/f3/be/c0/f3bec09434128799bf730388ff3babd7.jpg So I see that the Christmas A-Team is ready. There's Baby Magoo hanging in a tree, Pink Licorice Dick on a Cracker, and Jingle Nips looking skyward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 (edited) Why are holiday decorations coming to mind ?? NEW THREAD IDEA The Seasonal Penis http://i.pinimg.com/236x/f9/12/26/f9122655f2c922f7d2fc05e16efa1fee.jpg http://www.scarymommy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/12246942_10156272963375387_6385339735406211197_n.jpg http://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/f3/be/c0/f3bec09434128799bf730388ff3babd7.jpg So I see that the Christmas A-Team is ready. There's Baby Magoo hanging in a tree, Pink Licorice Dick on a Cracker, and Jingle Nips looking skyward. Nice work!Pic #1 is "masturbating Baby Frank Black (swaddled version)"."Christmas cracker (with dirty fingernail)" is #2.And #3 is "Jingle Belle abiding". Edited November 9, 2017 by vaportrailer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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vaportrailer Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 http://www.scarymommy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2EF50A0600000578-3341004-image-m-43_1448974253023-1.jpg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Why are holiday decorations coming to mind ?? NEW THREAD IDEA The Seasonal Penis http://i.pinimg.com/236x/f9/12/26/f9122655f2c922f7d2fc05e16efa1fee.jpg http://www.scarymommy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/12246942_10156272963375387_6385339735406211197_n.jpg http://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/f3/be/c0/f3bec09434128799bf730388ff3babd7.jpg So I see that the Christmas A-Team is ready. There's Baby Magoo hanging in a tree, Pink Licorice Dick on a Cracker, and Jingle Nips looking skyward. Nice work!Pic #1 is "masturbating Baby Frank Black (swaddled version)"."Christmas cracker (with dirty fingernail)" is #2.And #3 is "Jingle Belle abiding". http://i.amz.mshcdn.com/TTRI4NG4UmK9SlSEM0WDX-Kvno0=/fit-in/1200x9600/http%3A%2F%2Fmashable.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F12%2FSanta_sketch.jpg #4 Armless Paddle Cock 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 (edited) Crab with Hardened Blood at End of Long Shit. Doesn't sound too penile to me Edited November 9, 2017 by JohnnyBlaze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 http://www.scarymommy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2EF50A0600000578-3341004-image-m-43_1448974253023-1.jpg Rudolph the Red-Nosed Schlong Dangling from Chin Reindeer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Nice work!Pic #1 is "masturbating Baby Frank Black (swaddled version)"."Christmas cracker (with dirty fingernail)" is #2.And #3 is "Jingle Belle abiding". http://i.amz.mshcdn.com/TTRI4NG4UmK9SlSEM0WDX-Kvno0=/fit-in/1200x9600/http%3A%2F%2Fmashable.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F12%2FSanta_sketch.jpg #4 Armless Paddle Cock Amish Santa with cool shoes and beaver tail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 (edited) Crab with Hardened Blood at End of Long Shit. Doesn't sound too penile to me Wow! Didn't you just wake up? Edited November 9, 2017 by vaportrailer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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