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http://i.elitestatic.com/content/uploads/2017/05/08070758/Girl-s-Photo-Goes-Viral-For-Its-Super-NSFW-Optical-Illusion.jpg

 

I'm torn between thinking she's got a pretty decent slender body and being jealous of an optical illusion

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I've narrowed it down to two possible answers:

 

1) It's an unclear image of part of the yellow shirt dude's right hand.

 

OR

 

2) It's Total Recall's parasitic Kuato's schlong.

 

'Parasitic Schlong' will be my next band's name...or if I ever have a son. :P

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I've narrowed it down to two possible answers:

 

1) It's an unclear image of part of the yellow shirt dude's right hand.

 

OR

 

2) It's Total Recall's parasitic Kuato's schlong.

 

'Parasitic Schlong' will be my next band's name...or if I ever have a son. :P

 

Good idea! For both cases!

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http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/11/16/16/3A70754900000578-3942436-Upon_inspection_penis_could_easily_be_switched_with_penny_an_Eng-a-2_1479313567150.jpg
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http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/11/16/16/3A70754900000578-3942436-Upon_inspection_penis_could_easily_be_switched_with_penny_an_Eng-a-2_1479313567150.jpg

 

That's a HARD bargain to BEAT!

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http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/11/16/16/3A70754900000578-3942436-Upon_inspection_penis_could_easily_be_switched_with_penny_an_Eng-a-2_1479313567150.jpg

 

That's a HARD bargain to BEAT!

 

Not trying to be a wet blanket, but those signs aren't as funny when you know they're photoshopped.

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http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/11/16/16/3A70754900000578-3942436-Upon_inspection_penis_could_easily_be_switched_with_penny_an_Eng-a-2_1479313567150.jpg

 

That's a HARD bargain to BEAT!

 

Not trying to be a wet blanket, but those signs aren't as funny when you know they're photoshopped.

 

How can you be sure

 

Is that an admission ??

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http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/11/16/16/3A70754900000578-3942436-Upon_inspection_penis_could_easily_be_switched_with_penny_an_Eng-a-2_1479313567150.jpg

 

That's a HARD bargain to BEAT!

 

Not trying to be a wet blanket, but those signs aren't as funny when you know they're photoshopped.

 

Some guy was telling me how he had the job of changing marquee signs in highschool and he'd pull stuff like this all the time. Wouldn't be surprised if some disheartened young burger flipper decided to do it too.

 

This image is such bad quality that it's hard to tell whether it's photoshopped.

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http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/11/16/16/3A70754900000578-3942436-Upon_inspection_penis_could_easily_be_switched_with_penny_an_Eng-a-2_1479313567150.jpg

 

That's a HARD bargain to BEAT!

 

Not trying to be a wet blanket, but those signs aren't as funny when you know they're photoshopped.

 

We've been STIFFed!

 

 

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http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/11/16/16/3A70754900000578-3942436-Upon_inspection_penis_could_easily_be_switched_with_penny_an_Eng-a-2_1479313567150.jpg

 

That's a HARD bargain to BEAT!

 

Not trying to be a wet blanket, but those signs aren't as funny when you know they're photoshopped.

 

How can you be sure

 

Is that an admission ??

 

An admission? No, but I know how easy it is to photoshop signs to say something else. It's easy to do it right so that you can't tell it was altered. It's possible this sign wasn't altered, but I doubt that last "S" would be sitting that high.

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http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/11/16/16/3A70754900000578-3942436-Upon_inspection_penis_could_easily_be_switched_with_penny_an_Eng-a-2_1479313567150.jpg

 

That's a HARD bargain to BEAT!

 

Not trying to be a wet blanket, but those signs aren't as funny when you know they're photoshopped.

 

How can you be sure

 

Is that an admission ??

 

An admission? No, but I know how easy it is to photoshop signs to say something else. It's easy to do it right so that you can't tell it was altered. It's possible this sign wasn't altered, but I doubt that last "S" would be sitting that high.

 

The "S" does look high, but then again, so does the "W" in "NEW"

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http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/11/16/16/3A70754900000578-3942436-Upon_inspection_penis_could_easily_be_switched_with_penny_an_Eng-a-2_1479313567150.jpg

 

That's a HARD bargain to BEAT!

 

Not trying to be a wet blanket, but those signs aren't as funny when you know they're photoshopped.

 

How can you be sure

 

Is that an admission ??

 

An admission? No, but I know how easy it is to photoshop signs to say something else. It's easy to do it right so that you can't tell it was altered. It's possible this sign wasn't altered, but I doubt that last "S" would be sitting that high.

 

The "S" does look high, but then again, so does the "W" in "NEW"

 

That might be because they used an upside-down "M" instead of a "W." :D

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http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/11/16/16/3A70754900000578-3942436-Upon_inspection_penis_could_easily_be_switched_with_penny_an_Eng-a-2_1479313567150.jpg

 

That's a HARD bargain to BEAT!

 

Not trying to be a wet blanket, but those signs aren't as funny when you know they're photoshopped.

 

How can you be sure

 

Is that an admission ??

 

An admission? No, but I know how easy it is to photoshop signs to say something else. It's easy to do it right so that you can't tell it was altered. It's possible this sign wasn't altered, but I doubt that last "S" would be sitting that high.

 

The "S" does look high, but then again, so does the "W" in "NEW"

 

That might be because they used an upside-down "M" instead of a "W." :D

 

What a shame, someone with all that ingenuity wasting their time working at Arby's !!!

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http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/11/16/16/3A70754900000578-3942436-Upon_inspection_penis_could_easily_be_switched_with_penny_an_Eng-a-2_1479313567150.jpg

 

That's a HARD bargain to BEAT!

 

Not trying to be a wet blanket, but those signs aren't as funny when you know they're photoshopped.

 

How can you be sure

 

Is that an admission ??

 

An admission? No, but I know how easy it is to photoshop signs to say something else. It's easy to do it right so that you can't tell it was altered. It's possible this sign wasn't altered, but I doubt that last "S" would be sitting that high.

 

The "S" does look high, but then again, so does the "W" in "NEW"

 

That might be because they used an upside-down "M" instead of a "W." :D

 

What a shame, someone with all that ingenuity wasting their time working at Arby's !!!

 

With the right pair of perv eyes, the Arby's hat logo is penislike in appearance.

 

I'm sure it'll take you guys about .01 seconds to see what I'm talking about...if you hadn't already noticed it years ago.

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ok team, let's get out there and switch up some letters - take pics and report back here !!

We used to do that all the time as kids.
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I went to my friend's shop - he specializes in old carbs .. He rebuilds them and has all the hard to find parts .. I needed some parts for a carb to a 1956 MG

 

When I was there, I noticed that his "OPEN" sign had blown off the door and was laying on the floor .. While he was on the phone in the back room, I was left unattended ... So I picked up his OPEN sign, found some cardboard, tape and a magic marker ..

 

Before I left, I got a pic of my work

 

After getting back to my shop about an hour later, I sent him this pic

 

Penis_Door_01_00.jpg

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I went to my friend's shop - he specializes in old carbs .. He rebuilds them and has all the hard to find parts .. I needed some parts for a carb to a 1956 MG

 

When I was there, I noticed that his "OPEN" sign had blown off the door and was laying on the floor .. While he was on the phone in the back room, I was left unattended ... So I picked up his OPEN sign, found some cardboard, tape and a magic marker ..

 

Before I left, I got a pic of my work

 

After getting back to my shop about an hour later, I sent him this pic

 

http://s26.postimg.org/isolq6jsp/Penis_Door_01_00.jpg

Nut!

 

You could've gone even further and had the "penis" cover the "NGK spark plugs" sign so that you're left with "Penis pull"!

 

Missed opportunity!

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I went to my friend's shop - he specializes in old carbs .. He rebuilds them and has all the hard to find parts .. I needed some parts for a carb to a 1956 MG

 

When I was there, I noticed that his "OPEN" sign had blown off the door and was laying on the floor .. While he was on the phone in the back room, I was left unattended ... So I picked up his OPEN sign, found some cardboard, tape and a magic marker ..

 

Before I left, I got a pic of my work

 

After getting back to my shop about an hour later, I sent him this pic

 

http://s26.postimg.org/isolq6jsp/Penis_Door_01_00.jpg

Nut!

 

You could've gone even further and had the "penis" cover the "NGK spark plugs" sign so that you're left with "Penis pull"!

 

Missed opportunity!

And here we see illustrated the difference between "harmless prankster" and "criminal sociopath". :P
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