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Intentional penis, unintentional dumbness

 

http://i.pinimg.com/736x/ec/6b/97/ec6b978c59690582845113646b24aa29--guitar-design-guitar-art.jpg

From the Yngwie Malmsteen collection.

sounds ballsy
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That's a HARD bargain to BEAT!

 

Not trying to be a wet blanket, but those signs aren't as funny when you know they're photoshopped.

 

Some guy was telling me how he had the job of changing marquee signs in highschool and he'd pull stuff like this all the time. Wouldn't be surprised if some disheartened young burger flipper decided to do it too.

 

This image is such bad quality that it's hard to tell whether it's photoshopped.

For my own amusement, I often look at the individually lettered business signs like this and try to come up with amusing alternatives. What else is there to do when waiting for a red light?

 

Perhaps some day, I might get the courage to go out at 2 in the morning and do some....rearranging.

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That's a HARD bargain to BEAT!

 

Not trying to be a wet blanket, but those signs aren't as funny when you know they're photoshopped.

 

Some guy was telling me how he had the job of changing marquee signs in highschool and he'd pull stuff like this all the time. Wouldn't be surprised if some disheartened young burger flipper decided to do it too.

 

This image is such bad quality that it's hard to tell whether it's photoshopped.

For my own amusement, I often look at the individually lettered business signs like this and try to come up with amusing alternatives. What else is there to do when waiting for a red light?

 

Perhaps some day, I might get the courage to go out at 2 in the morning and do some....rearranging.

 

HB, lemme know and I'm there

 

:LOL:

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I think we found a new poll topic...

 

A certain percentage of TRF males will be down there unnecessarily checking too long.

"Well, as long as I'm in the neighborhood I might as well..."

 

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Aussie mother Kylie Steger was not amused by the rude surprise inside her Hungry Jack fast food dinner. She was beyond pissed when she found a poorly drawn penis inside her hamburger box. “It literally made me sick … If they have drawn that in there, what else have they done to my burger?” Steger complained.

 

http://static.thefrisky.com/uploads/2012/04/25/penis-drawing-400x470.jpg

 

 

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/11111/111119363/3743085-5192479523-Micha.gif

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Aussie mother Kylie Steger was not amused by the rude surprise inside her Hungry Jack fast food dinner. She was beyond pissed when she found a poorly drawn penis inside her hamburger box. “It literally made me sick … If they have drawn that in there, what else have they done to my burger?” Steger complained.

 

http://static.thefrisky.com/uploads/2012/04/25/penis-drawing-400x470.jpg

 

 

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/11111/111119363/3743085-5192479523-Micha.gif

"Hungry Jack". Uh-hunh!

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Ikea catalogue unintentional penis dog-leg.

 

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7648/1136/400/IKEA%202.jpg

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7648/1136/400/IKEA%20Swedish%20Sausage%20Cropped.jpg

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Intentional penis, unintentional dumbness

 

http://i.pinimg.com/736x/ec/6b/97/ec6b978c59690582845113646b24aa29--guitar-design-guitar-art.jpg

From the Yngwie Malmsteen collection.

sounds ballsy

I like they should make a black bass like this and then a smaller white guitar.
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That's a HARD bargain to BEAT!

 

Not trying to be a wet blanket, but those signs aren't as funny when you know they're photoshopped.

 

Some guy was telling me how he had the job of changing marquee signs in highschool and he'd pull stuff like this all the time. Wouldn't be surprised if some disheartened young burger flipper decided to do it too.

 

This image is such bad quality that it's hard to tell whether it's photoshopped.

For my own amusement, I often look at the individually lettered business signs like this and try to come up with amusing alternatives. What else is there to do when waiting for a red light?

 

Perhaps some day, I might get the courage to go out at 2 in the morning and do some....rearranging.

 

HB, lemme know and I'm there

 

:LOL:

It would be best as a group project. Someone has to be a lookout. At my age if cops come I won't be able to run for shit. I'd probably fall and break a hip.

 

Some are really easy like 'now hiring asst managers'....just knock off the 't' in 'asst'.

 

Hmmm...here's a thought. Perhaps start a thread where someone posts a picture of one of those signs and we arrange the letters. No cops, no arrests, no broken hips. Brilliant!

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That's a HARD bargain to BEAT!

 

Not trying to be a wet blanket, but those signs aren't as funny when you know they're photoshopped.

 

Some guy was telling me how he had the job of changing marquee signs in highschool and he'd pull stuff like this all the time. Wouldn't be surprised if some disheartened young burger flipper decided to do it too.

 

This image is such bad quality that it's hard to tell whether it's photoshopped.

For my own amusement, I often look at the individually lettered business signs like this and try to come up with amusing alternatives. What else is there to do when waiting for a red light?

 

Perhaps some day, I might get the courage to go out at 2 in the morning and do some....rearranging.

 

HB, lemme know and I'm there

 

:LOL:

It would be best as a group project. Someone has to be a lookout. At my age if cops come I won't be able to run for shit. I'd probably fall and break a hip.

 

Some are really easy like 'now hiring asst managers'....just knock off the 't' in 'asst'.

 

Hmmm...here's a thought. Perhaps start a thread where someone posts a picture of one of those signs and we arrange the letters. No cops, no arrests, no broken hips. Brilliant!

 

A friend and I got caught by the cops just as we finished changing a large "Toyota Truck Sale!" sign into "Toyota Suck Alert!"

We were stepping back to admire our stunted handiwork when the cops just happened to drive by.

Luckily they thought it was funny and had a good laugh as we changed it back.

Small-town teenage thrills!

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