The Unintentional Penis

[Lucas]

Can’t post the pic but trust me, worth it.

http://www.abc.net.a...es-stir/9180724

 

I have no shame in posting fine works of art!

 

 

http://1v1d1e1lmiki1lgcvx32p49h8fe.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Blackfriars-Priory-School-statue-800-960x540.jpg

 

 

[Lucas]

Can’t post the pic but trust me, worth it.

http://www.abc.net.a...es-stir/9180724

 

I have no shame in posting fine works of art!

 

 

http://1v1d1e1lmiki1lgcvx32p49h8fe.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Blackfriars-Priory-School-statue-800-960x540.jpg

 

 

[vaportrailer]

'tis the season!

 

http://ugc-01.cafemomstatic.com/gen/constrain/560/380/80/2015/12/11/01/95/tk/phki0o39s81.jpg

[vaportrailer]

http://ugc-01.cafemomstatic.com/gen/constrain/500/500/80/2015/12/11/02/oe/rn/powwy1cb48.jpg

[vaportrailer]

http://www.sickchirpse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/i-love-satan-drawing.jpg

[JohnnyBlaze]

http://ugc-01.cafemomstatic.com/gen/constrain/500/500/80/2015/12/11/02/oe/rn/powwy1cb48.jpg

 

This is a great drawing of Groucho Marx with a penis in his forearm.

Edited December 11, 2017 by JohnnyBlaze

[Lucas]

'tis the season!

 

http://ugc-01.cafemomstatic.com/gen/constrain/560/380/80/2015/12/11/01/95/tk/phki0o39s81.jpg

 

This is why The Fun Mom wants to go to the mall and sit on Santa's lap

[vaportrailer]

http://ugc-01.cafemomstatic.com/gen/constrain/500/500/80/2015/12/11/02/oe/rn/powwy1cb48.jpg

 

This is a great drawing of Groucho Marx with a penis in his forearm.

 

I thought it was Geddy Lee playing a Wang bass.

[JohnnyBlaze]

http://ugc-01.cafemomstatic.com/gen/constrain/500/500/80/2015/12/11/02/oe/rn/powwy1cb48.jpg

 

This is a great drawing of Groucho Marx with a penis in his forearm.

 

I thought it was Geddy Lee playing a Wang bass.

 

Burt Reynolds with a schlong stabbing in the arm

[vaportrailer]

http://ugc-01.cafemomstatic.com/gen/constrain/500/500/80/2015/12/11/02/oe/rn/powwy1cb48.jpg

 

This is a great drawing of Groucho Marx with a penis in his forearm.

 

I thought it was Geddy Lee playing a Wang bass.

 

Burt Reynolds with a schlong stabbing in the arm

 

Drugged-out Linda Blair vomiting hair.

And that's not an arm/schlong combo, it's an inverted cross! :o

[JohnnyBlaze]

http://ugc-01.cafemomstatic.com/gen/constrain/500/500/80/2015/12/11/02/oe/rn/powwy1cb48.jpg

 

This is a great drawing of Groucho Marx with a penis in his forearm.

 

I thought it was Geddy Lee playing a Wang bass.

 

Burt Reynolds with a schlong stabbing in the arm

 

Drugged-out Linda Blair vomiting hair.

And that's not an arm/schlong combo, it's an inverted cross! :o

 

A drunk Mike Ditka giving an emotional (though debaucherized) speech into what he thinks is a mic but is actually a severed wang

[Lucas]

http://ugc-01.cafemomstatic.com/gen/constrain/500/500/80/2015/12/11/02/oe/rn/powwy1cb48.jpg

 

This is a great drawing of Groucho Marx with a penis in his forearm.

 

I thought it was Geddy Lee playing a Wang bass.

 

Burt Reynolds with a schlong stabbing in the arm

 

Drugged-out Linda Blair vomiting hair.

And that's not an arm/schlong combo, it's an inverted cross! :o

 

A drunk Mike Ditka giving an emotional (though debaucherized) speech into what he thinks is a mic but is actually a severed wang

 

It's actually FordGalaxy with a stick-on Hitler mustache doing his ventriloquist routine "The Führer And His Cock Eyed Friend Himmler"

[vaportrailer]

http://maudnewton.com/wp-content/uploads/20060630_archie.jpg

[vaportrailer]

http://static.adweek.com/adweek.com-prod/wp-content/uploads/files/blogs/genitals-or-not-hed-2016.png

 

 

http://justsomething.co/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/logo-fail-clinica-dental.jpg

[vaportrailer]

http://justsomething.co/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/logo-fail-catholic-priest.jpg

 

http://justsomething.co/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/logo-fail-mont-sat.jpg

[vaportrailer]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_q8kBt8ooNTE/S_aQu4xsPII/AAAAAAAADzE/6oSXvEaDaac/s1600/penis1.jpg

 

what the hell?

[Amps211]

The place is deserted because kids are scared to death of it

 

http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/wtf-playgrounds-6.jpg

 

well they slid right outta there once .. why not twice I guess haha

[JohnnyBlaze]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_q8kBt8ooNTE/S_aQu4xsPII/AAAAAAAADzE/6oSXvEaDaac/s1600/penis1.jpg

 

what the hell?

 

 

They even got the weirdest looking kid possible to suck on Evel’s sky-sicle.

 

Hell, even the treat name sounds dumb as shit!

 

[JohnnyBlaze]

 

 

http://new2.fjcdn.com/pictures/Do+you+have+a+dirty+mind+if+you+dont+see_6f857d_3097874.jpg

 

 

 

Maybe it’s a proctologist’s office?

 

 

[Amps211]

ha Edited March 27, 2018 by Amps211

[Amps211]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_q8kBt8ooNTE/S_aQu4xsPII/AAAAAAAADzE/6oSXvEaDaac/s1600/penis1.jpg

 

what the hell?

 

 

They even got the weirdest looking kid possible to suck on Evel’s sky-sicle.

 

Hell, even the treat name sounds dumb as shit!

 

 

melts in your mouth ... unfortunately haha

[JohnnyBlaze]

melts in your mouth ... unfortunately haha

 

The sky-sicle has a cream-centered surprise!

[Wil1972]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/11/16/16/3A70754900000578-3942436-Upon_inspection_penis_could_easily_be_switched_with_penny_an_Eng-a-2_1479313567150.jpg

 

That's a HARD bargain to BEAT!

 

Not trying to be a wet blanket, but those signs aren't as funny when you know they're photoshopped.

 

Some guy was telling me how he had the job of changing marquee signs in highschool and he'd pull stuff like this all the time. Wouldn't be surprised if some disheartened young burger flipper decided to do it too.

 

This image is such bad quality that it's hard to tell whether it's photoshopped.

 

Me and my nerd friends used to do this at 2AM on a Saturday night in our small town. Our favorite target was the salon offering discounts on perms... Flip one letter...

Edited March 28, 2018 by Wil1972

[OldRUSHfan]

http://maudnewton.com/wp-content/uploads/20060630_archie.jpg

 

My how our language [or in this case, a PHRASE] change!

Edited March 28, 2018 by OldRUSHfan

[Lucas]

So many problems in life come down to bad planning