The Unintentional Penis

[RUSHHEAD666]

You guys are frigging hilarious!

[Lucas]

The spelling is correct

 

http://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/98/99/67dbe3fcb764e5d603a1d2a3cdc98c94.jpg

[JohnnyBlaze]

You guys are frigging hilarious!

 

Penis transmitted

Semen received

The jizz is making impact

So messily

 

"Unintentional Penis Chemistry" - Rush

 

 

 

 

 

[Lucas]

http://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/7282015130846.jpg

[JohnnyBlaze]

http://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/7282015130846.jpg

 

Iron Dick!

 

I've seen this one before. Unfortunately, it's been debunked.

[By Tor]

Oh blimey !

 

http://i.imgur.com/AyiK3eI.jpg

[LyndseyG]

http://i1204.photobucket.com/albums/bb414/lyndseyg2112/bike-seat.jpeg

[OldRUSHfan]

^^^ Strangely enough, this pic wouldn't have worked with one of the old 'Banana' style seats!

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/Angry%20Santa%20Banana%20cr%20sm.png

[MMCXII]

http://i1204.photobucket.com/albums/bb414/lyndseyg2112/bike-seat.jpeg

 

Wonder what the *uck her shirt says..

Edited May 31, 2017 by MMCXII

[JohnnyBlaze]

http://i1204.photobucket.com/albums/bb414/lyndseyg2112/bike-seat.jpeg

 

Wonder what the *uck her shirt says..

Assuming that's in Asia, I'd bet what her shirt says has no meaning. Random English words are often splattered on t-shirts just like on this girl's...a combination of "English words look cool" and "a global community" as a marketing attempt.

 

Last week I was in the bed & bath type shop and saw a liquid hand soap dispenser that said "Scrub me. Let's take a bath" on the side of it. On the opposite side, there are baseball caps in Target & tattoo'd folks back in the states that have various Chinese characters/Japanese kanji on them which make absolutely no sense. Zero.

 

Ah well. Fashion. It doesn't need to make sense if it sells. :hail:

 

 

Ok, so back to penises!....

[Lucas]

The place is deserted because kids are scared to death of it

 

http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/wtf-playgrounds-6.jpg

[JohnnyBlaze]

http://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/7282015130846.jpg

 

Iron Dick!

 

I've seen this one before. Unfortunately, it's been debunked.

 

And here Lucas has found the truth:

 

ok, I found it http://i.imgur.com/ULUgMjO.png

 

Iron Man doesn't have "solid dick" roll off his tongue after all !

[Lucas]

edited because things said at 2am are necessarily funny at 2pm Edited May 31, 2017 by Lucas

[ozzy85]

Lucas,

 

You're mentioned in this ad!

 

http://tytempletonart.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/rifleman-log-dick.jpg

 

(Beavis & Butthead voice) Huhhuhhuhuh... Wood... Huhhuhhuh.

[Lucas]

[Lucas]

[vaportrailer]

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/accidental-photobombs-foot-penis.jpg

[vaportrailer]

[vaportrailer]

http://www.scarymommy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Screen-Shot-2015-12-02-at-12.54.37-PM.png

[treeduck]

It sounds like some kind of feminist left-wing agenda...

[vaportrailer]

It sounds like some kind of feminist left-wing agenda...

As opposed to a masculinist right-wing day-timer?

 

[treeduck]

It sounds like some kind of feminist left-wing agenda...

As opposed to a masculinist right-wing day-timer?

 

I don't...know... (Shatner pause used)

[vaportrailer]

[toymaker]

 

That hole must have been made by a giant wood pecker.

[vaportrailer]

It sounds like some kind of feminist left-wing agenda...

As opposed to a masculinist right-wing day-timer?

 

I don't...know... (Shatner pause used)

 

Here's Kirk chowin' down on a space-penis - just for you! :cheers:

 

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/16300000/The-Enemy-Within-star-trek-the-original-series-16358946-500-382.jpg