JohnnyBlaze Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Nice work!Pic #1 is "masturbating Baby Frank Black (swaddled version)"."Christmas cracker (with dirty fingernail)" is #2.And #3 is "Jingle Belle abiding". http://i.amz.mshcdn.com/TTRI4NG4UmK9SlSEM0WDX-Kvno0=/fit-in/1200x9600/http%3A%2F%2Fmashable.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F12%2FSanta_sketch.jpg #4 Armless Paddle Cock Amish Santa with cool shoes and beaver tail. Ah. Beard. I thought it was a....stain. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Crab with Hardened Blood at End of Long Shit. Doesn't sound too penile to me Wow! Didn't you just wake up? These are my thoughts at 7:30am before I eat breakfast 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Nice work!Pic #1 is "masturbating Baby Frank Black (swaddled version)"."Christmas cracker (with dirty fingernail)" is #2.And #3 is "Jingle Belle abiding". http://i.amz.mshcdn.com/TTRI4NG4UmK9SlSEM0WDX-Kvno0=/fit-in/1200x9600/http%3A%2F%2Fmashable.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F12%2FSanta_sketch.jpg #4 Armless Paddle Cock Amish Santa with cool shoes and beaver tail. Ah. Beard. I thought it was a....stain. There you go with your awesome lyrics again! Too bad you don't play an instrument...:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brucey Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 The size of mine is not unintentional 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Crab with Hardened Blood at End of Long Shit. Doesn't sound too penile to me Wow! Didn't you just wake up? These are my thoughts at 7:30am before I eat breakfast Having a nice bowl of crab blood and shit for breakfast? Mmm! A great way to greet the day! :sundog: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Nice work!Pic #1 is "masturbating Baby Frank Black (swaddled version)"."Christmas cracker (with dirty fingernail)" is #2.And #3 is "Jingle Belle abiding". http://i.amz.mshcdn.com/TTRI4NG4UmK9SlSEM0WDX-Kvno0=/fit-in/1200x9600/http%3A%2F%2Fmashable.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F12%2FSanta_sketch.jpg #4 Armless Paddle Cock Amish Santa with cool shoes and beaver tail. Ah. Beard. I thought it was a....stain. There you go with your awesome lyrics again! Too bad you don't play an instrument...:( But I do. Just not in a long time. And I was never that good. But good enough to fool someone who doesn't play though. Actually I did say many times what instrument I played but Smitty was too spastic with the "Tell me tell me tell me answer answer answer why can't we get along" jazz that he missed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Crab with Hardened Blood at End of Long Shit. Doesn't sound too penile to me Wow! Didn't you just wake up? These are my thoughts at 7:30am before I eat breakfast Having a nice bowl of crab blood and shit for breakfast? Mmm! A great way to greet the day! :sundog: The latter comes after the breakfast bowl. Hold the blood. Not literally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 The size of mine is not unintentional Stroking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brucey Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 The size of mine is not unintentional Stroking? :D-13: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordgalaxy Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 Intentional. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fordgalaxy Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 Intentional. yeah yeah 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted November 10, 2017 Author Share Posted November 10, 2017 Back in high school, our neighbors were a wonderfully kind elderly couple that would spend their winters in Florida ... Each year, between November and April, we would watch their house, water their plants, turn lights on and off, etc Knowing that the house was empty, and wanting to do our part to make it looked occupied, two friends ( all I had ) and myself built an enormous snow penis on the front lawn ... It took the three of us to haul the head to the top .. We were not only proud, but I can remember coming close to throwing up from laughing so hard Anyways, the following morning I woke up, and when I looked out the window, I was horrified - the snow penis had been toppled Upon further inspection, I noted car tire tracks in the snow - it turns out that my Mom was not amused ( at least until years later when she admitted it ) .... When she saw our creation, she took the '73 Cadillac and used it like a battering ram to take down the beast .. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 http://i.pinimg.com/originals/e6/5d/89/e65d8937047e90706306d4d1b9917bfc.png 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 http://i.pinimg.com/736x/cd/e1/41/cde141931f7d3360c2290e08401bf5b6--funny-vintage-vintage-comics.jpg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 http://i.pinimg.com/736x/93/22/15/93221517e4ec25a5516cab20725d70d7--vintage-comics-funny-vintage.jpg 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 http://i.pinimg.com/originals/11/1e/cb/111ecb30320a392b7fbefb1452d51a5d.jpg 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueschica Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 Well, I guess this was kind of intentional but ....... https://www.cbsnews....shington-state/. Not sure what I would think if I saw this in the heavens! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted November 17, 2017 Author Share Posted November 17, 2017 Either Mom has a nice new purse, or, she's the "fun Mom" of the neighborhood 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 Well, I guess this was kind of intentional but ....... https://www.cbsnews....shington-state/. Not sure what I would think if I saw this in the heavens! C'mon! They're obviously trying to draw the lovable Muppets character "Beaker". The photographer has it upside down. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted November 17, 2017 Share Posted November 17, 2017 (edited) Either Mom has a nice new purse, or, she's the "fun Mom" of the neighborhood Please post this again so I can "like" it again!Or I guess I could just "like" and "unlike" it a bunch of times. "fun mom" Edited November 17, 2017 by vaportrailer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted November 18, 2017 Author Share Posted November 18, 2017 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 This is quite a good story. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 Can’t post the pic but trust me, worth it.http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-11-22/statue-of-saint-and-child-creates-stir/9180724 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 Can’t post the pic but trust me, worth it.http://www.abc.net.a...es-stir/9180724 I have no shame in posting fine works of art! http://1v1d1e1lmiki1lgcvx32p49h8fe.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Blackfriars-Priory-School-statue-800-960x540.jpg 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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