Segue Myles Posted February 28, 2017 Posted February 28, 2017 Self-title your debut album...how original.The second most explicit movie rating in AmericaFor all the hearing impaired in the worldThis will disable you to sleepFancy way to say "common"Still wasn't good enough to win a vapid award over a band who botched not only a Rush cover but a Blur cover too! Sad.Queens of the Stone Age?Yep. I tried to make it obvious with the last one cause I can't hide my absolute distaste for Imagine Dragons. Imagine Dragons are one of the worst bands ever. But are you here referring to something else?
Del_Duio Posted February 28, 2017 Posted February 28, 2017 Chuck Berry set the mould.Hard rock boogie woogie.The bell is ringing.USA here we come.Oh crap too much to drink.Here comes a flat cap.You've been thunder...clapped?Let's just forget these albums.Touring on a kilt wearer's legacy.Where do go now?ACDC again? 'Member AC/DC again?? 1
Rick N. Backer Posted February 28, 2017 Posted February 28, 2017 I'll try one: *This drummer is something else..*Hey our drummer is pretty damn good!*Wow, our drummer is friggin' amazing!*OUR DRUMMER IS NOT OF THIS WORLD.*I f***in' hate our drummer, let's split up so I can sing songs about turtles and Reagan! The cops? 1
Segue Myles Posted February 28, 2017 Posted February 28, 2017 (edited) I'll try one: *This drummer is something else..*Hey our drummer is pretty damn good!*Wow, our drummer is friggin' amazing!*OUR DRUMMER IS NOT OF THIS WORLD.*I f***in' hate our drummer, let's split up so I can sing songs about turtles and Reagan! The cops? The Police. EDIT: I just got the joke hehe Edited February 28, 2017 by Segue Myles
PolarizeMe Posted February 28, 2017 Posted February 28, 2017 Self-title your debut album...how original.The second most explicit movie rating in AmericaFor all the hearing impaired in the worldThis will disable you to sleepFancy way to say "common"Still wasn't good enough to win a vapid award over a band who botched not only a Rush cover but a Blur cover too! Sad.Queens of the Stone Age?Yep. I tried to make it obvious with the last one cause I can't hide my absolute distaste for Imagine Dragons. Imagine Dragons are one of the worst bands ever. But are you here referring to something else?Sort of...Imagine Dragons was the band who won the "vapid award" over QOTSA in question...that being the Grammy for "Best Rock Performance".
Segue Myles Posted February 28, 2017 Posted February 28, 2017 Self-title your debut album...how original.The second most explicit movie rating in AmericaFor all the hearing impaired in the worldThis will disable you to sleepFancy way to say "common"Still wasn't good enough to win a vapid award over a band who botched not only a Rush cover but a Blur cover too! Sad.Queens of the Stone Age?Yep. I tried to make it obvious with the last one cause I can't hide my absolute distaste for Imagine Dragons. Imagine Dragons are one of the worst bands ever. But are you here referring to something else?Sort of...Imagine Dragons was the band who won the "vapid award" over QOTSA in question...that being the Grammy for "Best Rock Performance". I never knew they covered Rush either!
thirteen Posted February 28, 2017 Posted February 28, 2017 Chuck Berry set the mould.Hard rock boogie woogie.The bell is ringing.USA here we come.Oh crap too much to drink.Here comes a flat cap.You've been thunder...clapped?Let's just forget these albums.Touring on a kilt wearer's legacy.Where do go now?ACDC again? 'Member AC/DC again?? Is that meant to be sour grapes?I thought it funny that Rod in Rio and myself both posted about AC/DC.
Rick N. Backer Posted February 28, 2017 Posted February 28, 2017 We revolutionized musicTough to top that debut, but we did a decent job of copying itWe're so popular that we're going to just go ahead and do this one liveWe hate each other, and we make our darkest, and best, albumWe need to get an album out so, we're just gonna go ahead and borrow a couple tunesListen haters, I've already played keyboards on a tune you LOVE you knowWe're a more serious pop band nowIf you thought a few of the tracks on the last one were sappy, wait'll you hear this albumAlright, we'll get a little heavier, but I'm keeping my sophomoric lyricsWe hate each other too, but the results aren't quite as productiveDon't blame this guy, he's not the one not into itToo late 2
Del_Duio Posted March 1, 2017 Posted March 1, 2017 Chuck Berry set the mould.Hard rock boogie woogie.The bell is ringing.USA here we come.Oh crap too much to drink.Here comes a flat cap.You've been thunder...clapped?Let's just forget these albums.Touring on a kilt wearer's legacy.Where do go now?ACDC again? 'Member AC/DC again?? Is that meant to be sour grapes?I thought it funny that Rod in Rio and myself both posted about AC/DC. Oh no, no. These are the Member Berry characters from South Park.They talk about nostalgic stuff and in one scene they say "Remember Chewbacca? Member Chewbacca again?" No sour grapes! :)
Del_Duio Posted March 1, 2017 Posted March 1, 2017 I'll try one: *This drummer is something else..*Hey our drummer is pretty damn good!*Wow, our drummer is friggin' amazing!*OUR DRUMMER IS NOT OF THIS WORLD.*I f***in' hate our drummer, let's split up so I can sing songs about turtles and Reagan! The cops? Hurray! I almost didn't put in the turtles and Reagan part but thought it might be too obscure.But damn if Copeland isn't a drummer for the ages!
thirteen Posted March 1, 2017 Posted March 1, 2017 Oh no, no. These are the Member Berry characters from South Park.They talk about nostalgic stuff and in one scene they say "Remember Chewbacca? Member Chewbacca again?" No sour grapes! :) All good friend :cheers:
Ancient Ways Posted March 1, 2017 Posted March 1, 2017 Chuck Berry set the mould.Hard rock boogie woogie.The bell is ringing.USA here we come.Oh crap too much to drink.Here comes a flat cap.You've been thunder...clapped?Let's just forget these albums.Touring on a kilt wearer's legacy.Where do go now?ACDC again? 'Member AC/DC again?? Is that meant to be sour grapes?I thought it funny that Rod in Rio and myself both posted about AC/DC. Oh no, no. These are the Member Berry characters from South Park.They talk about nostalgic stuff and in one scene they say "Remember Chewbacca? Member Chewbacca again?" No sour grapes! :)Beware of the member berries, one second it's all good time nostalgia and the next they go full racist.
Union 5-3992 Posted March 1, 2017 Author Posted March 1, 2017 We revolutionized musicTough to top that debut, but we did a decent job of copying itWe're so popular that we're going to just go ahead and do this one liveWe hate each other, and we make our darkest, and best, albumWe need to get an album out so, we're just gonna go ahead and borrow a couple tunesListen haters, I've already played keyboards on a tune you LOVE you knowWe're a more serious pop band nowIf you thought a few of the tracks on the last one were sappy, wait'll you hear this albumAlright, we'll get a little heavier, but I'm keeping my sophomoric lyricsWe hate each other too, but the results aren't quite as productiveDon't blame this guy, he's not the one not into itToo lateVan Halen? 2
tx_rush Posted March 2, 2017 Posted March 2, 2017 I know a couple of you who will get it right awayDebut is fine but not very memorable other than a song or twoThis album has many concert staples and his absolute biggest hitRespectable album full of fun deep cutsAnother massive success with big hitsAnother album full of hits, one song rips off the BeatlesThe opening track rips off the Rolling StonesSolid releaseAlmost the whole album rips off the BeatlesThis one is okay, has a big sappy single nobody really likesHe literally told live audience not to buy the album because it suckedRussia (and other Stories)Rips off the Lion King f**k you dude! I like Uptown Girl!
Segue Myles Posted March 2, 2017 Posted March 2, 2017 I know a couple of you who will get it right awayDebut is fine but not very memorable other than a song or twoThis album has many concert staples and his absolute biggest hitRespectable album full of fun deep cutsAnother massive success with big hitsAnother album full of hits, one song rips off the BeatlesThe opening track rips off the Rolling StonesSolid releaseAlmost the whole album rips off the BeatlesThis one is okay, has a big sappy single nobody really likesHe literally told live audience not to buy the album because it suckedRussia (and other Stories)Rips off the Lion King f**k you dude! I like Uptown Girl! Same! One of his better songs. 1
Digital Dad Posted March 2, 2017 Posted March 2, 2017 I know a couple of you who will get it right awayDebut is fine but not very memorable other than a song or twoThis album has many concert staples and his absolute biggest hitRespectable album full of fun deep cutsAnother massive success with big hitsAnother album full of hits, one song rips off the BeatlesThe opening track rips off the Rolling StonesSolid releaseAlmost the whole album rips off the BeatlesThis one is okay, has a big sappy single nobody really likesHe literally told live audience not to buy the album because it suckedRussia (and other Stories)Rips off the Lion King f**k you dude! I like Uptown Girl! I like it too. I don't like Keeping the Faith or Tell her About It.
Digital Dad Posted March 2, 2017 Posted March 2, 2017 1. We're a Blues band2. We're not just a blues band3. Even less a blues band, but still bluesy...acoustically bluesy4. The songs are conceptual but its not a concept album5. Its a concept album6. It is also a concept album7. What the hell kind of band are we?8. Were a progressively folky bluesy rock band with concepts 9. Our creative nadir but still more creative than most band of our ilk at the time of production10. We gone folksy11. We still folksy12. We think were still folksy but were not really old style folksy, got it?13. Not at all folksy or bluesy...except for one song14. We melded all our styles into one album, but its not really folksy, bluesy, progressive or conecpt-y15. Were an electronic folksy concept band after all16. We can do all of this but people will think that were something were not17. Everything all rolled into one. We still don't have a permanent keyboard player or drummer though18. Man we just don't know what to do19. Still trying to figure it out20. Hoo boy did we just make three albums that sounded exactly the same in a row?21. We just don't know what to do anymore. Heres a Christmas album. 2
tx_rush Posted March 2, 2017 Posted March 2, 2017 1. We're a Blues band2. We're not just a blues band3. Even less a blues band, but still bluesy...acoustically bluesy4. The songs are conceptual but its not a concept album5. Its a concept album6. It is also a concept album7. What the hell kind of band are we?8. Were a progressively folky bluesy rock band with concepts 9. Our creative nadir but still more creative than most band of our ilk at the time of production10. We gone folksy11. We still folksy12. We think were still folksy but were not really old style folksy, got it?13. Not at all folksy or bluesy...except for one song14. We melded all our styles into one album, but its not really folksy, bluesy, progressive or conecpt-y15. Were an electronic folksy concept band after all16. We can do all of this but people will think that were something were not17. Everything all rolled into one. We still don't have a permanent keyboard player or drummer though18. Man we just don't know what to do19. Still trying to figure it out20. Hoo boy did we just make three albums that sounded exactly the same in a row?21. We just don't know what to do anymore. Heres a Christmas album. Moody Blues
Chronos Posted March 2, 2017 Posted March 2, 2017 1. We're a Blues band2. We're not just a blues band3. Even less a blues band, but still bluesy...acoustically bluesy4. The songs are conceptual but its not a concept album5. Its a concept album6. It is also a concept album7. What the hell kind of band are we?8. Were a progressively folky bluesy rock band with concepts 9. Our creative nadir but still more creative than most band of our ilk at the time of production10. We gone folksy11. We still folksy12. We think were still folksy but were not really old style folksy, got it?13. Not at all folksy or bluesy...except for one song14. We melded all our styles into one album, but its not really folksy, bluesy, progressive or conecpt-y15. Were an electronic folksy concept band after all16. We can do all of this but people will think that were something were not17. Everything all rolled into one. We still don't have a permanent keyboard player or drummer though18. Man we just don't know what to do19. Still trying to figure it out20. Hoo boy did we just make three albums that sounded exactly the same in a row?21. We just don't know what to do anymore. Heres a Christmas album. Tull 3
invisible airwave Posted March 3, 2017 Posted March 3, 2017 (edited) Great self titled debutNot a bad sophomore but effort and kind of the footprint of goth.Step down with some poppy songs from the guitarist but still good.All the four singles are not written by our lead but poppy horn heavy songs with a sax solo on our biggest hit because our lead singer is too drunk.Let's get back to our bluesy hard rock roots.Same as above but with a raw bluesy production.Let's soldier on without our late lead vocalist.Repeat and call it quits. Edited March 3, 2017 by invisible airwave
Segue Myles Posted March 3, 2017 Posted March 3, 2017 Great self titled debutNot a bad sophomore but effort and kind of the footprint of goth.Step down with some poppy songs from the guitarist but still good.All the four singles are not written by our lead but poppy horn heavy songs with a sax solo on our biggest hit because our lead singer is too drunk.Let's get back to our bluesy hard rock roots.Same as above but with a raw bluesy production.Let's soldier on without our late lead vocalist.Repeat and call it quits. The Doors? 1
Entre_Perpetuo Posted May 1, 2020 Posted May 1, 2020 1. Antichrist fascist regime blaaaaahhhhh*breaks up* 1
ST3V Posted May 2, 2020 Posted May 2, 2020 1. We all left our previous bands (except the drummer, we picked him up off the street) to make this masterpiece debut album. 2. Trying too hard to be the debut album.We just gave up trying to make our 3rd album because we know we can't make anything better than our debut. 1
HemiBeers Posted May 2, 2020 Posted May 2, 2020 1. Antichrist fascist regime blaaaaahhhhh*breaks up* Sex Pistols 2
HemiBeers Posted May 2, 2020 Posted May 2, 2020 I'll consolidate the discography: We're drug addicts off and on. We replace guitarists frequentlyWe rip off Hendrix and Parliment_Funkadelic. 1
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