x1yyz Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Something very dreadful has happened and the apocalypse is upon us! What do you do? You need to make sure you will survive as long as you can - how do you do that? (There are no zombies so you don't have to worry about them.) The first thing I would do is raid a drug store. I would take as much antibiotics and ibuprofen as I could, plus a buttload of reading glasses. These are things that I could not make for myself, and possibly would be necessary for survival. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Grab it by the pussy! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Kill Maverick right away...and with my bare hands if necessary. After that, find the wife if she's not already with me. Then, grab basic survival goods like Swiss Army knives, water, battery-less flashlight, etc. Also, I'd stay away from Zumbi. He's an absolute nutter in these end of the world type scenarios. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Not Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Step 1. http://img.ifcdn.com/images/10a649e1d7ba65347ec9b1c5e9dd40155f44d4d217641c45d55ea4afd2e5a83e_1.gif Step 2. Ask someone nearby if they've seen any zombies; get disappointed when I find there's none.Step 3. Stock up on canned food and bottled waterStep 4. Steal Toyota RAV4 Hybrid XLE (fuel efficient SUV) from a dealership and drive in search of safety, as well as comrades. I'd also pray a lot. This is a biblical apocalypse, right? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Play Hemispheres, Side 2. If it's all gonna end, it's not a bad way to go, really. :rush: 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueschica Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Something very dreadful has happened and the apocalypse is upon us! What do you do? You need to make sure you will survive as long as you can - how do you do that? (There are no zombies so you don't have to worry about them.) The first thing I would do is raid a drug store. I would take as much antibiotics and ibuprofen as I could, plus a buttload of reading glasses. These are things that I could not make for myself, and possibly would be necessary for survival. Great minds think alike, ha ha. My girlfriend and I were making some silly end of world plans once and figured we would stock up on cow and horse antibiotics; the farm stores here are full of them. Then I saw a Doomsday prepper show on tv one day (Jack Aubrey, were you the star? ;) ) and they actually were stocking up on fish antibiotics ! Apparently there is fish amoxicillin and penicillin. So hit the pet store, too! So I'm hitting the pet store, the grocery store for bleach (for my creek water), soup, and marshmallows, and I'm building a big bonfire. I hate being cold. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezer Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 If I lived on my own I'd probably indulge myself in a Talisker overdose; in the real world (supposed this apocalypse belongs to it) I'd be very busy with my wife trying to find the possible best solution aimed at the surviving of our cats.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Just eat a few bakewell tarts and not worry. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Ways Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Who wants to live in a post-apocalyptic wasteland? Not me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Something very dreadful has happened and the apocalypse is upon us! What do you do? You need to make sure you will survive as long as you can - how do you do that? (There are no zombies so you don't have to worry about them.) The first thing I would do is raid a drug store. I would take as much antibiotics and ibuprofen as I could, plus a buttload of reading glasses. These are things that I could not make for myself, and possibly would be necessary for survival. Great minds think alike, ha ha. My girlfriend and I were making some silly end of world plans once and figured we would stock up on cow and horse antibiotics; the farm stores here are full of them. Then I saw a Doomsday prepper show on tv one day (Jack Aubrey, were you the star? ;) ) and they actually were stocking up on fish antibiotics ! Apparently there is fish amoxicillin and penicillin. So hit the pet store, too! So I'm hitting the pet store, the grocery store for bleach (for my creek water), soup, and marshmallows, and I'm building a big bonfire. I hate being cold.Ever since Jack Aubrey saw Patrick Swayze in Red Dawn back in '84, he's been prepping for an invasion/apocalypse of some sort. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HemiBeers Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Go skydiving one last time without a parachute and turn myself into a lawn dart. I mean, why fight it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foghorn-leghorn Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Move To New Zealand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Why the f**k would I want to survive the Apocalypse? I'm going to have a nice bottle of bourbon, some bacon, and a joint. Then call it a day. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Why the f**k would I want to survive the Apocalypse? I'm going to have a nice bottle of bourbon, some bacon, and a joint. Then call it a day.That won't kill you. You'll just end up wanting more bacon & bourbon. You know I know. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Move To New ZealandI'm pretty sure the apocalypse can reach New Zealand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted October 14, 2016 Author Share Posted October 14, 2016 For the people that don't want to survive the apocalypse, how would you "un-survive"? The will to live in a person is pretty strong. I'm assuming that while we will have no more manufacturing, electricity, or machines, we will still have the rest of our things. I think it'd be key to find a farm in an area with mild winters. Get myself a bunch of horses and a bunch of friends/friendly people I can farm with. Oh, and we'll need lots of produce for now and seeds to plant for later. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Use 'The Codes', and PRESS THE BUTTON!!!http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Weapons/atomic%20mushroom%20cloud%20explosion.gifhttp://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Weapons/Earthblowingup.jpg http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/banana-burnin.gifhttp://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/Dead%20banana.gif 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HemiBeers Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 (edited) For the people that don't want to survive the apocalypse, how would you "un-survive"? The will to live in a person is pretty strong. I'm assuming that while we will have no more manufacturing, electricity, or machines, we will still have the rest of our things. I think it'd be key to find a farm in an area with mild winters. Get myself a bunch of horses and a bunch of friends/friendly people I can farm with. Oh, and we'll need lots of produce for now and seeds to plant for later.and have people to procreate with. But seriously if the nukes go down, everyone will be toast immediately or shortly thereafter. I really wouldn't want to live through that. Edited October 14, 2016 by HemiBeers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Why the f**k would I want to survive the Apocalypse? I'm going to have a nice bottle of bourbon, some bacon, and a joint. Then call it a day.That won't kill you. You'll just end up wanting more bacon & bourbon. You know I know. Who said bacon?! :drool: 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 I would spend my last days eating and drinking anything I wanted, that's for sure. There would be any and all manner of bingeing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 I would spend my last days eating and drinking anything I wanted, that's for sure. There would be any and all manner of bingeing.I pretty much treat vacations like apocalypses then. :P 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocket ignites Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 I'm gonna relax, play some tunes,drink and eat all I want, dip some Skoal, light a cigar, not worry about all of my fantasy football teams, and see if any women want to F. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 I'm gonna relax, play some tunes,drink and eat all I want, dip some Skoal, light a cigar, not worry about all of my fantasy football teams, and see if any women want to F.Man if this isn't an honest and sincere answer, I don't know what is! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LyndseyG Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Just eat a few bakewell tarts and not worry. I would do the same, except with chocolate. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HemiBeers Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 (edited) I'm gonna relax, play some tunes,drink and eat all I want, dip some Skoal, light a cigar, not worry about all of my fantasy football teams, and see if any women want to F.Man if this isn't an honest and sincere answer, I don't know what is!We didn't say it, but all the males were thinking it. "see if any women want to F"...obviously no need for rubbers (they probably all melted in the nuke blast anyway). Edited October 14, 2016 by HemiBeers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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