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I'm not washing the sporks till his return...

 

:o

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

 

But the last time you did that the Board of Health was called in and we were issued a hefty fine which we still haven't paid. I've got a lien on my house to prove it. :(

Do you want Narps back or do you want some place to live?

 

Priorities...SMDH....

 

:o :o

 

And what does SMDH stand for?

Shaking my damn head...

 

You should be! It's cold here and you want me to pitch a tent so Narps comes back?

 

I'll pitch two. You can live in the one next to me.

Good idea. If we shared I'd probably pitch my own...

 

:o :o :o Did you just insult me? That does it. I'm mailing back your tinfoil friendship ring.

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I have spoken to Narps via Facebook. I said we were missing him and explained the spork situation and that we hoped to see him soon.

 

He said "We'll see. I had to get away for a while..." I didn't press him about his reasons.

 

I said I would let you guys know...

 

Thank you, Lyndsey.

 

I figured it was all LABT's fault.

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I'm not washing the sporks till his return...

 

:o

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

 

But the last time you did that the Board of Health was called in and we were issued a hefty fine which we still haven't paid. I've got a lien on my house to prove it. :(

Do you want Narps back or do you want some place to live?

 

Priorities...SMDH....

 

:o :o

 

And what does SMDH stand for?

Shaking my damn head...

 

You should be! It's cold here and you want me to pitch a tent so Narps comes back?

 

I'll pitch two. You can live in the one next to me.

Good idea. If we shared I'd probably pitch my own...

 

:o :o :o Did you just insult me? That does it. I'm mailing back your tinfoil friendship ring.

Insult? No, it was a compliment.

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Narps will be back. Meanwhile we need to take out the trash.

Fine. I've got LABT bagged and ready to go.

Call a woman hot, and this is the response? :o

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I'm not washing the sporks till his return...

 

:o

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

 

But the last time you did that the Board of Health was called in and we were issued a hefty fine which we still haven't paid. I've got a lien on my house to prove it. :(

Do you want Narps back or do you want some place to live?

 

Priorities...SMDH....

 

:o :o

 

And what does SMDH stand for?

Shaking my damn head...

 

You should be! It's cold here and you want me to pitch a tent so Narps comes back?

 

I'll pitch two. You can live in the one next to me.

Good idea. If we shared I'd probably pitch my own...

 

:o :o :o Did you just insult me? That does it. I'm mailing back your tinfoil friendship ring.

Insult? No, it was a compliment.

Oh.

 

Never mind then.

 

:) :hug2:

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Narps will be back. Meanwhile we need to take out the trash.

Fine. I've got LABT bagged and ready to go.

Call a woman hot, and this is the response? :o

 

I misunderstood your insult compliment. Do forgive me. don't forget. The lien from your filthy sporks BOH hefty fine in on my shack. :hug2:

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I just figured he needed some time away from the forum. He's posted a ton in his short couple years here, so I can how he might have got burned out on the place and needed to take a break. I wouldn't want him to rush back here though. He should only come back when he feels the time is right.
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Narp! Come back! I promise not to stick a claw in your butt!

You know...he might actually dig that! :eh:

Hadn't thought of that, to tell you the truth..! :o

 

Narp, if you would like a claw in your butt, come back! ;)

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good dude. I know he had heart issues and was prescribed pills that kill a lot of people every year, hope nothing crazy happened.

 

No, he's fine. He's just sick to death of a few twerps on here.

 

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I just had a conversation with Narps through mental telepathy...he told me to F--off. Punk!

I just called Narps' crib. His wife told me that he's still kneeling shirtless in the rain with outstretched arms.

You sure you're not thinking of Scott Stapp?

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I just had a conversation with Narps through mental telepathy...he told me to F--off. Punk!

I just called Narps' crib. His wife told me that he's still kneeling shirtless in the rain with outstretched arms.

You sure you're not thinking of Scott Stapp?

Him too. But I guess you haven't seen Narps' pic

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Like TonyR said, he's fine. Better than fine, actually. He got some great news that I won't share, but those who knew his situation can't rest at ease that things have worked out very well for him. He'll be around come Masters time, I'm sure.

 

Here's to a good man! :d13:

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