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JohnnyBlaze

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I just pitched the new Star Wars Condoms since I'm a celibate dude.

Hey Earl!!!

 

Wouldn't pitching condoms as a celibate dude be like pitching beef steaks and pork lions as a vegetarian?

 

And in an earlier post of yours about scoffing at Vader being at Raiders games, Raider fans have been wearing Darth gear for decades. Saw them back in '89 (as the LA Raiders) play the Cowboys, and there were a few Darth's in the crowd...as well as several brawls. Forgot the stadium but I'm sure you know. Assume the one used in the '84 Olympics?

 

This is Earl in a pre-cream state before a rock gig:

http://slodive.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/star-wars-backgrounds/new-hope.jpg

"I'm in the mood

The rhythm is right

Move to the music

We can roll all night"

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Blaze you AMAZE ME! One of your greatest posts EVER!!

YUP!

 

I'm the "VIRGIN KILLER." I kill myself every night.

 

Love,

 

SCORPIONS

 

PS. You are right about the Vader masks going all the way back to Los Angeles. The future home of the Raiders yet again.

 

I am a TUSKEN RAIDER!

 

I'm gonna come inside that Tatooine Crater!

 

 

I'm "Like A Virgin" Johnny. "Forced" for the very first time into the Dark Side Of The Moon............

 

 

Love again,

 

PINK DROID

You got this shirt already?

http://www.troundup.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/tusken-raid-star-wars-t-shirt-500x377.jpg

 

No? Stop beating off and get it!!!

 

Yes? Stop beating off and get another!!!

 

Signed,

Ken Stabler & Jim Plunkett

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snowdogged

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So as plot details leak out, who is going to want to read everything they can? Certainly after opening night, spoliers will be everywhere.

 

I want to be surprised as much as possible but was looking forward to the trailer as I was pretty sure it wouldn't reveal much plot detail.

 

Also wondering if those that want spoilers are the same ones who want Rush setlist spoilers.

 

I've seen the official trailers for the film, but I've skipped everything else. NO spoilers for me, thanks!

 

I will never understand why anyone would want to know what happens in a film (or concert) before they see it actually happen. :eh: :eh:

 

But, what about say, knowing the sex of a baby before birth?

 

That is not a good analogy. A film or concert is mere entertainment. Nothing all that important in the grand scheme of life.....

So as plot details leak out, who is going to want to read everything they can? Certainly after opening night, spoliers will be everywhere.

 

I want to be surprised as much as possible but was looking forward to the trailer as I was pretty sure it wouldn't reveal much plot detail.

 

Also wondering if those that want spoilers are the same ones who want Rush setlist spoilers.

 

I've seen the official trailers for the film, but I've skipped everything else. NO spoilers for me, thanks!

 

I will never understand why anyone would want to know what happens in a film (or concert) before they see it actually happen. :eh: :eh:

 

But, what about say, knowing the sex of a baby before birth?

 

That is not a good analogy. A film or concert is mere entertainment. Nothing all that important in the grand scheme of life.....

Try telling these people that Star Wars is "mere entertainment".

http://i.imgur.com/c3f71Ul.jpg

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JohnnyBlaze

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So as plot details leak out, who is going to want to read everything they can? Certainly after opening night, spoliers will be everywhere.

 

I want to be surprised as much as possible but was looking forward to the trailer as I was pretty sure it wouldn't reveal much plot detail.

 

Also wondering if those that want spoilers are the same ones who want Rush setlist spoilers.

 

I've seen the official trailers for the film, but I've skipped everything else. NO spoilers for me, thanks!

 

I will never understand why anyone would want to know what happens in a film (or concert) before they see it actually happen. :eh: :eh:

 

But, what about say, knowing the sex of a baby before birth?

 

That is not a good analogy. A film or concert is mere entertainment. Nothing all that important in the grand scheme of life.....

So as plot details leak out, who is going to want to read everything they can? Certainly after opening night, spoliers will be everywhere.

 

I want to be surprised as much as possible but was looking forward to the trailer as I was pretty sure it wouldn't reveal much plot detail.

 

Also wondering if those that want spoilers are the same ones who want Rush setlist spoilers.

 

I've seen the official trailers for the film, but I've skipped everything else. NO spoilers for me, thanks!

 

I will never understand why anyone would want to know what happens in a film (or concert) before they see it actually happen. :eh: :eh:

 

But, what about say, knowing the sex of a baby before birth?

 

That is not a good analogy. A film or concert is mere entertainment. Nothing all that important in the grand scheme of life.....

Try telling these people that Star Wars is "mere entertainment".

http://i.imgur.com/c3f71Ul.jpg

Well, it is mere entertainment. Telling them or not telling them doesn't change that.

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RUSHHEAD666

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I just pitched the new Star Wars Condoms since I'm a celibate dude.

Hey Earl!!!

 

Wouldn't pitching condoms as a celibate dude be like pitching beef steaks and pork lions as a vegetarian?

 

And in an earlier post of yours about scoffing at Vader being at Raiders games, Raider fans have been wearing Darth gear for decades. Saw them back in '89 (as the LA Raiders) play the Cowboys, and there were a few Darth's in the crowd...as well as several brawls. Forgot the stadium but I'm sure you know. Assume the one used in the '84 Olympics?

 

This is Earl in a pre-cream state before a rock gig:

http://slodive.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/star-wars-backgrounds/new-hope.jpg

"I'm in the mood

The rhythm is right

Move to the music

We can roll all night"

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Blaze you AMAZE ME! One of your greatest posts EVER!!

YUP!

 

I'm the "VIRGIN KILLER." I kill myself every night.

 

Love,

 

SCORPIONS

 

PS. You are right about the Vader masks going all the way back to Los Angeles. The future home of the Raiders yet again.

 

I am a TUSKEN RAIDER!

 

I'm gonna come inside that Tatooine Crater!

 

 

I'm "Like A Virgin" Johnny. "Forced" for the very first time into the Dark Side Of The Moon............

 

 

Love again,

 

PINK DROID

You got this shirt already?

http://www.troundup.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/tusken-raid-star-wars-t-shirt-500x377.jpg

 

No? Stop beating off and get it!!!

 

Yes? Stop beating off and get another!!!

 

Signed,

Ken Stabler & Jim Plunkett

 

Hahahaha!! Classic Johnny!! Damn between you and Goose I seem to be quite the chronic masturbating Star Wars Music Addict Nerd!

 

I'll jack to that! ;)

 

Signed,

 

JACK TATUM

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RUSHHEAD666

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THREAD KILLER!!! SWEET!

 

I KILLED A DISNEY SPONSORED FILM BY TALKING ABOUT MASTURBATION!

 

I was on board with this film but now I just think it's going to be a CASH GRAB.

 

Everywhere you look in stores is Star Wars.

 

Disney owns Channel 7. All they do is talk about the film.

 

It makes me sick what Star Wars has become.

 

It used to be a mystery. Something dark and sacred.

 

Mel Brooks was right with SPACEBALLS.

 

It's all merchandise and marketing.

 

I sure this film will break records.

 

MAY THE FARCE BE WITH YOU!

 

They have Star Wars bottled water at Costco.

 

Pathetic.

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Disneyland is overrated and an antiquated piece of shit. I might actually give two shits now. :D

 

Now that's funny.

 

Unfortunately it isn't. Also unfortunately it's true. :P

 

HAHAHAHA! All good! You got me! I thought you were being an OXYMORON!

 

Disney is outdated hence their huge investment in paying off Mucus.

I still can't believe there is real estate in Anaheim for a Star Wars Park.

I get it in Florida. They can build the fukking planet Tattooine there!

 

Ummmm

 

I'm a huge fan of Disneyland. I was lucky enough to have dinner at Club 33. It was a wonderful experience but yeah, it's getting old.

 

I loved the Jack Skellington Haunted Mansion but now even that has lost it's luster.

 

California Land is useless although the new Cars ride is good.

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Principled Man

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We have this poster in our rec room...

 

http://i.imgur.com/YaMjGc4.jpg

Mick Fleetwood on drums I see.

 

Vader on bass......imagine that. ;)

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JohnnyBlaze

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We have this poster in our rec room...

 

http://i.imgur.com/YaMjGc4.jpg

Mick Fleetwood on drums I see.

 

Not a fan of this picture but Johnny you are hilarious! I was going to say that the drummer was Bobby Rock! VINNIE VINCENT INVASION!

 

And for those that don't see it:

 

The Wookie shares a paternal great grandfather...

http://www.ventertainmentonline.com/images/star-wars/Star-Wars-Autograph/Star-Wars-Autograph-6.jpg

 

...with this guy who is...

http://projects.csail.mit.edu/olympics/04/images/muppets-animal.jpg

 

...Mick's second cousin. And actually Mick is...

http://cdn.mos.musicradar.com/images/artist-news/fleetwood-mac/mick-fleetwood-630-80.jpg

 

...a distant cousin to this guy:

190px-Ian_Anderson_2.jpg

 

Signed,

Snot is running down Chewie's nose

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RUSHHEAD666

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We have this poster in our rec room...

 

http://i.imgur.com/YaMjGc4.jpg

Mick Fleetwood on drums I see.

 

Not a fan of this picture but Johnny you are hilarious! I was going to say that the drummer was Bobby Rock! VINNIE VINCENT INVASION!

 

And for those that don't see it:

 

The Wookie shares a paternal great grandfather...

http://www.ventertainmentonline.com/images/star-wars/Star-Wars-Autograph/Star-Wars-Autograph-6.jpg

 

...with this guy who is...

http://projects.csail.mit.edu/olympics/04/images/muppets-animal.jpg

 

...Mick's second cousin. And actually Mick is...

http://cdn.mos.musicradar.com/images/artist-news/fleetwood-mac/mick-fleetwood-630-80.jpg

 

...a distant cousin to this guy:

190px-Ian_Anderson_2.jpg

 

Signed,

Snot is running down Chewie's nose

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

Johnny you crack me up buddy!

 

I just bought the new Tull "Too Old To Rock N Roll" box set remastered by Steven Wilson today!

 

Your timing is unreal.

 

Signed,

 

"Fear Of A Blank Wookie Planet"

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