Everything STAR WARS

[Principled Man]

new Japanese trailer has some additional goodness :)

 

http://youtu.be/SdAUiyeJMFQ

 

OK, I've seen enough at that stupid little droid..... :laughing guy:

[JohnnyBlaze]

new Japanese trailer has some additional goodness :)

 

http://youtu.be/SdAUiyeJMFQ

 

OK, I've seen enough at that stupid little droid..... :laughing guy:

Always trying to sell toys they are

[Lost In Xanadu]

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If you like lightly toasted bread, do not buy this toaster - every slice comes out on the dark side.

Edited November 9, 2015 by Lost In Xanadu

[JohnnyBlaze]

http://a.tgcdn.net/images/products/zoom/1bd7_star_wars_toaster.jpg

 

 

If you like lightly toasted bread, do not buy this toaster - every slice comes out on the dark side.

That toaster should have some sound:

1) some "Dark Side" phrase [Vader voice of course] when you first start toasting

2) the heavy breathing Vader sound for when bread is being toasted

3) the Empire theme music when it's done

 

Then, charge the Star Wars geeks a ridiculous amount of money.

[Lost In Xanadu]

http://a.tgcdn.net/images/products/zoom/1bd7_star_wars_toaster.jpg

 

 

If you like lightly toasted bread, do not buy this toaster - every slice comes out on the dark side.

That toaster should have some sound:

1) some "Dark Side" phrase [Vader voice of course] when you first start toasting

2) the heavy breathing Vader sound for when bread is being toasted

3) the Empire theme music when it's done

 

Then, charge the Star Wars geeks a ridiculous amount of money.

KISS should team up with the Star Wars franchise and they can charge a couple grand for it

[JohnnyBlaze]

http://a.tgcdn.net/images/products/zoom/1bd7_star_wars_toaster.jpg

 

 

If you like lightly toasted bread, do not buy this toaster - every slice comes out on the dark side.

That toaster should have some sound:

1) some "Dark Side" phrase [Vader voice of course] when you first start toasting

2) the heavy breathing Vader sound for when bread is being toasted

3) the Empire theme music when it's done

 

Then, charge the Star Wars geeks a ridiculous amount of money.

KISS should team up with the Star Wars franchise and they can charge a couple grand for it

If they can sell coffins, cruises, and toilet paper (and that's Disney & Kiss), then they can sell toasters with audio!

[goose]

http://a.tgcdn.net/images/products/zoom/1bd7_star_wars_toaster.jpg

 

 

If you like lightly toasted bread, do not buy this toaster - every slice comes out on the dark side.

[Rushman14]

http://a.tgcdn.net/images/products/zoom/1bd7_star_wars_toaster.jpg

 

 

If you like lightly toasted bread, do not buy this toaster - every slice comes out on the dark side.

That toaster should have some sound:

1) some "Dark Side" phrase [Vader voice of course] when you first start toasting

2) the heavy breathing Vader sound for when bread is being toasted

3) the Empire theme music when it's done

 

Then, charge the Star Wars geeks a ridiculous amount of money.

KISS should team up with the Star Wars franchise and they can charge a couple grand for it

 

you can get always get some perfume for that special someone this xmas.

 

http://www.perfumeemporium.com/BigPics_m/Kid-star-wars-m.jpg

[Lost In Xanadu]

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[Lost In Xanadu]

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[Rushman14]

[KenJennings]

I'm no Star Wars fan, but in particular, I really dislike Yoda. The guy's just a jackass.

 

If indeed, "Fear leads to anger.. to hate.. to suffering", then why was he so afraid to educate young Anakin Skywalker? Yoda certainly wasn't fearless, or else suffering would be no deterrent at all.

 

Never trust a muppet.

[Lost In Xanadu]

My kids are really pumped up for this movie... I bought tix for Christmas eve showing

[Presto-digitation]

Abrams posted that he completed the final bit of sound edit yesterday (Nov 21) at 2 AM. It's in the can and 100% ready for release.

[JohnnyBlaze]

I'm no Star Wars fan, but in particular, I really dislike Yoda. The guy's just a jackass.

 

If indeed, "Fear leads to anger.. to hate.. to suffering", then why was he so afraid to educate young Anakin Skywalker? Yoda certainly wasn't fearless, or else suffering would be no deterrent at all.

 

Never trust a muppet.

You're a Star Trek fan. Please explain why the Prime Directive exists if they rarely f***ing follow it.

 

Star Wars films: I like 3 out of 6.

Star Trek films: 4 out of 12.

[RUSHHEAD666]

http://www.starwars7news.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Beach-Ball-Droid.jpg

 

I think this is going to be the Ewok/Jar-Jar of the next series for me. And not in a good way.

 

They can't leave out the original robots, can they? Was there a scene with R2D2 in one of the trailers, or am I mis-remembering? I'll have to go on youtube sometime today and check.

 

I agree! As an old school Star Wars fan I think this beachball droid is absolutely pathetic. A Disney cash grab droid. So stupid.

 

I couldn't afford the old Seventies and Eighties toys when I was a kid but when all the reissues came out in early 1995 I jumped on the bandwagon and bought two of everything.

 

I bought every figure times 2 up until 2014. I was done.

 

Now when I walk around a Target or Toys R Us I see the crap they have mass produced with the fukking DISNEY name on everything.

 

The packaging and actual figure construction is pure shit. Quantity over quality. Each figure has every foreign language on the front of the package.

 

I am so happy I collected my Star Wars stuff before DISNEY bought them out.

 

Now Disney is going to destroy Disneyland and take out Critter Country and an acre of hidden land to build the STAR WARS PARK.

 

Totally lame.

 

Tomorrowland is on the other side of the park. It's such a bad fit.

 

I am sure they will make it work in Orlando as they have millions of acres to play with down there in that cesspool.

 

I was always in fear of Lucas selling out to Disney and sure enough it happened.

 

The Rebel Alliance needs to conquer and destroy DARTHLAND.

 

Fukking SITHLAND!

 

DISNEYFARCE.

 

 

I hope some of you hate me for this post.

 

I could care less.

 

I am so tired of the bullshit of this once great franchise.

 

Vader and Stormtroopers walking around at A's games and Raider games.

 

All the fukking Star Wars packaging on every fukking thing we consume.

 

Every corporation is cashing in on this shit.

 

Wake the fuckk Rush Forum.

 

I am one of the biggest Star Wars nerds on the planet and I am DONE.

 

I will wait two weeks to see the new film.

 

I used to do every midnight show.

 

That 2 minute trailer was not impressive like the last two shorter trailers.

 

Looks like it's made for TV.

 

Don't get mad at me folks but whenever I take a look at the toys in all stores the African American Finn figure is always left behind having on the shelf.

 

His role his surely a mystery in the Force.

 

I have my idea.

 

So in "Empire Strikes Back" when Han was frozen in the carbonite, Lando got Leia really drunk and to quote a Jimmy Buffett song, "Let's Get Drunk And Screw."

 

So Lando made wild passionate love to Leia. No condom on that erect lightsaber Damn.

 

So Leia had a baby way after "Return Of The Jedi."

 

It was Finn Organa Calrissian (shit kids the name even rhymes) Do the math Star Wars nerds. Call me names! LOL! FUKK IT!

 

LOL

 

God I love creative writing.

 

MAY THE DISNEY FARCE BE WITH YOU ALL!!!!

 

Disney already has their hands on the Oakland Raiders too.

 

One big fukking Mega Monopoly!

 

Episode 8 is already in the works.

 

R2112DPOO

 

The new RUSH droid will be in that film. Cameos by Geddy Alex and Neil. The Three Stooges wearing Jar Jar masks.

 

Three more corporate whores. Getting their last bit in the sun.

 

Signed,

 

CHICAGO FIRE

[RUSHHEAD666]

I'm no Star Wars fan, but in particular, I really dislike Yoda. The guy's just a jackass.

 

If indeed, "Fear leads to anger.. to hate.. to suffering", then why was he so afraid to educate young Anakin Skywalker? Yoda certainly wasn't fearless, or else suffering would be no deterrent at all.

 

Never trust a muppet.

You're a Star Trek fan. Please explain why the Prime Directive exists if they rarely f***ing follow it.

 

Star Wars films: I like 3 out of 6.

Star Trek films: 4 out of 12.

 

I hate STAR WRECK

[RUSHHEAD666]

http://a.tgcdn.net/images/products/zoom/1bd7_star_wars_toaster.jpg

 

 

If you like lightly toasted bread, do not buy this toaster - every slice comes out on the dark side.

That toaster should have some sound:

1) some "Dark Side" phrase [Vader voice of course] when you first start toasting

2) the heavy breathing Vader sound for when bread is being toasted

3) the Empire theme music when it's done

 

Then, charge the Star Wars geeks a ridiculous amount of money.

KISS should team up with the Star Wars franchise and they can charge a couple grand for it

If they can sell coffins, cruises, and toilet paper (and that's Disney & Kiss), then they can sell toasters with audio!

 

Yep my point exactly.

 

KISS DISNEY

 

STAR WARS WHORISM

 

CORPORATE STAR FUKKERS!

 

STAR WHORES

[RUSHHEAD666]

I just pitched the new Star Wars Condoms since I'm a celibate dude.

 

Each condom comes in the glowing color of your favorite rebel or villain.

 

I prefer the Mace condom. It has a very nice purple glow about it.

 

Sort of like a blacklight.

 

The Luke condom is very nice too.

 

It's a beautiful blue hue.

 

Just like my.......................

 

How romantic.

[RUSHHEAD666]

The Darth Maul Double Sided Red Condom is amazing!

 

Great for threesomes.

[RUSHHEAD666]

I hate Star Wars.

 

The magic is gone.

 

Just like you get divorced and have to start over.

 

The Yoda condom is available for those who have a micro-penis.

 

Use at own risk.

[bathory]

:dweez:

[bathory]

I'm no Star Wars fan, but in particular, I really dislike Yoda. The guy's just a jackass.

 

If indeed, "Fear leads to anger.. to hate.. to suffering", then why was he so afraid to educate young Anakin Skywalker? Yoda certainly wasn't fearless, or else suffering would be no deterrent at all.

 

Never trust a muppet.

 

this could be the worst post ever

[JohnnyBlaze]

I just pitched the new Star Wars Condoms since I'm a celibate dude.

Hey Earl!!!

 

Wouldn't pitching condoms as a celibate dude be like pitching beef steaks and pork lions as a vegetarian?

 

And in an earlier post of yours about scoffing at Vader being at Raiders games, Raider fans have been wearing Darth gear for decades. Saw them back in '89 (as the LA Raiders) play the Cowboys, and there were a few Darth's in the crowd...as well as several brawls. Forgot the stadium but I'm sure you know. Assume the one used in the '84 Olympics?

 

This is Earl in a pre-cream state before a rock gig:

http://slodive.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/star-wars-backgrounds/new-hope.jpg

"I'm in the mood

The rhythm is right

Move to the music

We can roll all night"

 

[RUSHHEAD666]

I just pitched the new Star Wars Condoms since I'm a celibate dude.

Hey Earl!!!

 

Wouldn't pitching condoms as a celibate dude be like pitching beef steaks and pork lions as a vegetarian?

 

And in an earlier post of yours about scoffing at Vader being at Raiders games, Raider fans have been wearing Darth gear for decades. Saw them back in '89 (as the LA Raiders) play the Cowboys, and there were a few Darth's in the crowd...as well as several brawls. Forgot the stadium but I'm sure you know. Assume the one used in the '84 Olympics?

 

This is Earl in a pre-cream state before a rock gig:

http://slodive.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/star-wars-backgrounds/new-hope.jpg

"I'm in the mood

The rhythm is right

Move to the music

We can roll all night"

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Blaze you AMAZE ME! One of your greatest posts EVER!!

YUP!

 

I'm the "VIRGIN KILLER." I kill myself every night.

 

Love,

 

SCORPIONS

 

PS. You are right about the Vader masks going all the way back to Los Angeles. The future home of the Raiders yet again.

 

I am a TUSKEN RAIDER!

 

I'm gonna come inside that Tatooine Crater!

 

 

I'm "Like A Virgin" Johnny. "Forced" for the very first time into the Dark Side Of The Moon............

 

 

Love again,

 

PINK DROID

Edited November 23, 2015 by RUSHHEAD666