Lost In Xanadu Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 (edited) Totally on board with no underwear. I honestly can't imagine why people do wear underwear. This should be its own thread. It's just more laundry, isn't it? I never wear underwear. Yes. I think there are more of our kind out there too. We should make a coming out thread for no underwearHow do you keep your junk from bouncing and swinging around when you walk? Maybe they like letting their junk bounce and swing? Trust me, you do NOT want the clockweights bouncing off of anything.Perhaps their junk is so slight, it doesn't bounce or swing? Yeah, you'd never see Sofia Vergara jogging without a bra.... Edited June 20, 2014 by Lost In Xanadu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyLee Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Totally on board with no underwear. I honestly can't imagine why people do wear underwear. This should be its own thread. It's just more laundry, isn't it? I never wear underwear. Yes. I think there are more of our kind out there too. We should make a coming out thread for no underwearHow do you keep your junk from bouncing and swinging around when you walk? Maybe they like letting their junk bounce and swing? Trust me, you do NOT want the clockweights bouncing off of anything.Perhaps their junk is so slight, it doesn't bounce or swing? Well... that seemed uncalled for. You calling me Asian? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steevo Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 I love driving in the wee hours, something special about going out when everyone else is asleep, singing along to music under the stars, knowing that you don't have to worry about traffic. Same! :ebert: :musicnote: :musicnote: :musicnote: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Totally on board with no underwear. I honestly can't imagine why people do wear underwear. This should be its own thread. It's just more laundry, isn't it? I never wear underwear. Yes. I think there are more of our kind out there too. We should make a coming out thread for no underwearHow do you keep your junk from bouncing and swinging around when you walk? Maybe they like letting their junk bounce and swing? Trust me, you do NOT want the clockweights bouncing off of anything.Perhaps their junk is so slight, it doesn't bounce or swing? Well... that seemed uncalled for. You calling me Asian?If the shoe fits. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digital Man Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 This is weird for a chick to admit, I know. But lately I've discovered it's fun to fart in someone's general direction when you've had enough of their jackassery. The meds I'm on make it pretty easy to fire off a blast of toxic wind at will. Bitch in the grocery store line crowding me with her cart? I'll back her off with one of my poisonous darts. Stupid smelly guy at the gym who just HAS to get on the bike next to the one I'm on, forcing me to keep my head turned and breathing through my mouth for 40 minutes so I don't pass out from his nasty BO? He gets a parting fart from me - marinate in THAT, pal, since you seem to enjoy stink so much. This came to mind: Beans, beans, the musical fruitThe more you eat, the more you toot The more you tootthe better you feelSo let's eat beansfor every meal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 This is weird for a chick to admit, I know. But lately I've discovered it's fun to fart in someone's general direction when you've had enough of their jackassery. The meds I'm on make it pretty easy to fire off a blast of toxic wind at will. Bitch in the grocery store line crowding me with her cart? I'll back her off with one of my poisonous darts. Stupid smelly guy at the gym who just HAS to get on the bike next to the one I'm on, forcing me to keep my head turned and breathing through my mouth for 40 minutes so I don't pass out from his nasty BO? He gets a parting fart from me - marinate in THAT, pal, since you seem to enjoy stink so much. http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/blackcc/Smilies%20GIFs/iough.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umoveme Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 This is weird for a chick to admit, I know. But lately I've discovered it's fun to fart in someone's general direction when you've had enough of their jackassery. The meds I'm on make it pretty easy to fire off a blast of toxic wind at will. Bitch in the grocery store line crowding me with her cart? I'll back her off with one of my poisonous darts. Stupid smelly guy at the gym who just HAS to get on the bike next to the one I'm on, forcing me to keep my head turned and breathing through my mouth for 40 minutes so I don't pass out from his nasty BO? He gets a parting fart from me - marinate in THAT, pal, since you seem to enjoy stink so much. Now that's PAAASSSSIVE aggressive. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Mara wins.Or at least no one would be foolish enough to try a challenge. I'll let you into a secret - I played fart tennis.An old married couple is laying in bed. The husband lifts his leg and lets out a huge fart, and exclaims "I'm winning 7 to nothing!" His wife is puzzled and she says "what?" The husband says "it's fart football, I'm winning 7 to nothing." A minute later, the wife rips a big fart and yells "tie game! 7-7!"Then the wife lets out a little squeaker and says "field goal. I'm winning 10-7."The husbands face then gets all red, as he pushes ever harder...and eventually ends up trying so hard, he shits the bed. His wife says "what the hell was that?" to which, her husband replies "HALF TIME....SWITCH SIDES!!!!" :DThats when one pulls the game ending "Dutch Oven" move. :LMAO: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 (edited) This is weird for a chick to admit, I know. But lately I've discovered it's fun to fart in someone's general direction when you've had enough of their jackassery. The meds I'm on make it pretty easy to fire off a blast of toxic wind at will. Bitch in the grocery store line crowding me with her cart? I'll back her off with one of my poisonous darts. Stupid smelly guy at the gym who just HAS to get on the bike next to the one I'm on, forcing me to keep my head turned and breathing through my mouth for 40 minutes so I don't pass out from his nasty BO? He gets a parting fart from me - marinate in THAT, pal, since you seem to enjoy stink so much. Now that's PAAASSSSIVE aggressive. Yep. I'm not averse to direct confrontation (I tend to be shy, but I find as I approach middle age that my tolerance for rudeness and general idiocy is in sharp decline), but sometimes passive aggressive is fun. Smelly guy at the gym is often there; I don't know what his deal is but he smells like Hell's ass crack. There's general sweat smell, which you expect at a gym; I myself am an Olympic class sweater. Then there's just dirty, which is how this dude smells. I suspect his gym clothes go a long time between spells in a washer. Edited June 21, 2014 by Mara 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsterfurious Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 This is weird for a chick to admit, I know. But lately I've discovered it's fun to fart in someone's general direction when you've had enough of their jackassery. The meds I'm on make it pretty easy to fire off a blast of toxic wind at will. Bitch in the grocery store line crowding me with her cart? I'll back her off with one of my poisonous darts. Stupid smelly guy at the gym who just HAS to get on the bike next to the one I'm on, forcing me to keep my head turned and breathing through my mouth for 40 minutes so I don't pass out from his nasty BO? He gets a parting fart from me - marinate in THAT, pal, since you seem to enjoy stink so much. Now that's PAAASSSSIVE aggressive. Yep. I'm not averse to direct confrontation (I tend to be shy, but I find as I approach middle age that my tolerance for rudeness and general idiocy is in sharp decline), but sometimes passive aggressive is fun. Smelly guy at the gym is often there; I don't know what his deal is but he smells like Hell's ass crack. There's general sweat smell, which you expect at a gym; I myself am an Olympic class sweater. Then there's just dirty, which is how this dude smells. I suspect his gym clothes go a long time between spells in a washer. That is hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsterfurious Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Totally on board with no underwear. I honestly can't imagine why people do wear underwear. This should be its own thread. It's just more laundry, isn't it? I never wear underwear. If you don't wear underpants, how do you protect your clothes from your ass? By wiping properly. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Analog Grownup Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Totally on board with no underwear. I honestly can't imagine why people do wear underwear. This should be its own thread. It's just more laundry, isn't it? I never wear underwear. If you don't wear underpants, how do you protect your clothes from your ass? By wiping properly. But if he sweats alot the underpants might soak up most of it ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Totally on board with no underwear. I honestly can't imagine why people do wear underwear. This should be its own thread. It's just more laundry, isn't it? I never wear underwear. If you don't wear underpants, how do you protect your clothes from your ass? By wiping properly. But if he sweats alot the underpants might soak up most of it ;)I'm still puzzled as to why God put sweat glands there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Analog Grownup Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Totally on board with no underwear. I honestly can't imagine why people do wear underwear. This should be its own thread. It's just more laundry, isn't it? I never wear underwear. If you don't wear underpants, how do you protect your clothes from your ass? By wiping properly. But if he sweats alot the underpants might soak up most of it ;)I'm still puzzled as to why God put sweat glands there. Me too ... me too :sigh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsterfurious Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Totally on board with no underwear. I honestly can't imagine why people do wear underwear. This should be its own thread. It's just more laundry, isn't it? I never wear underwear. If you don't wear underpants, how do you protect your clothes from your ass? By wiping properly. But if he sweats alot the underpants might soak up most of it ;) Oh gawd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsterfurious Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Totally on board with no underwear. I honestly can't imagine why people do wear underwear. This should be its own thread. It's just more laundry, isn't it? I never wear underwear. If you don't wear underpants, how do you protect your clothes from your ass? By wiping properly. But if he sweats alot the underpants might soak up most of it ;)I'm still puzzled as to why God put sweat glands there. For lube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsterfurious Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Yes... I went there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Analog Grownup Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Totally on board with no underwear. I honestly can't imagine why people do wear underwear. This should be its own thread. It's just more laundry, isn't it? I never wear underwear. If you don't wear underpants, how do you protect your clothes from your ass? By wiping properly. But if he sweats alot the underpants might soak up most of it ;)I'm still puzzled as to why God put sweat glands there. For lube. :banana: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Analog Grownup Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Yes... I went there. and I went with it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddysMullet Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Yes... I went there. I hope it didn't hurt! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narps Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Mara wins.Or at least no one would be foolish enough to try a challenge. I'll let you into a secret - I played fart tennis.An old married couple is laying in bed. The husband lifts his leg and lets out a huge fart, and exclaims "I'm winning 7 to nothing!" His wife is puzzled and she says "what?" The husband says "it's fart football, I'm winning 7 to nothing." A minute later, the wife rips a big fart and yells "tie game! 7-7!"Then the wife lets out a little squeaker and says "field goal. I'm winning 10-7."The husbands face then gets all red, as he pushes ever harder...and eventually ends up trying so hard, he shits the bed. His wife says "what the hell was that?" to which, her husband replies "HALF TIME....SWITCH SIDES!!!!" :D:LMAO: Geez On my trip to Florida last March my friend and I roomed together and there were 2 queen beds in the room. At lights out when all was quiet I let one rip and with no hesitation he yells "And he's on the board! One nothing".... :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Totally on board with no underwear. I honestly can't imagine why people do wear underwear. This should be its own thread. It's just more laundry, isn't it? I never wear underwear. Yes. I think there are more of our kind out there too. We should make a coming out thread for no underwearHow do you keep your junk from bouncing and swinging around when you walk? Got a sea shanty: :musicnote: Do your balls hang lowCan you swing 'em too and fro?Can you tie 'em in a knotCan you tie 'em in a bow?If you get a funny feelingWhen they're hanging from the ceilingYou'll never be a sailor if your balls hang low :musicnote: :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddysMullet Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Totally on board with no underwear. I honestly can't imagine why people do wear underwear. This should be its own thread. It's just more laundry, isn't it? I never wear underwear. Yes. I think there are more of our kind out there too. We should make a coming out thread for no underwearHow do you keep your junk from bouncing and swinging around when you walk? Got a sea shanty: :musicnote: Do your balls hang lowCan you swing 'em too and fro?Can you tie 'em in a knotCan you tie 'em in a bow?If you get a funny feelingWhen they're hanging from the ceilingYou'll never be a sailor if your balls hang low :musicnote: :P Hahaha! I can still hear in my head a sanitised version of that song my brother used to sing when we were kids: Do your ears hang low?Do they wobble to and fro?Can you tie them in a knot?Can you tie them in a bow?Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier?Do your ears hang low? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Totally on board with no underwear. I honestly can't imagine why people do wear underwear. This should be its own thread. It's just more laundry, isn't it? I never wear underwear. Yes. I think there are more of our kind out there too. We should make a coming out thread for no underwearHow do you keep your junk from bouncing and swinging around when you walk? Got a sea shanty: :musicnote: Do your balls hang lowCan you swing 'em too and fro?Can you tie 'em in a knotCan you tie 'em in a bow?If you get a funny feelingWhen they're hanging from the ceilingYou'll never be a sailor if your balls hang low :musicnote: :P Hahaha! I can still hear in my head a sanitised version of that song my brother used to sing when we were kids: Do your ears hang low?Do they wobble to and fro?Can you tie them in a knot?Can you tie them in a bow?Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier?Do your ears hang low? Heh! Not heard that version - that's great! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsterfurious Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Totally on board with no underwear. I honestly can't imagine why people do wear underwear. This should be its own thread. It's just more laundry, isn't it? I never wear underwear. Yes. I think there are more of our kind out there too. We should make a coming out thread for no underwearHow do you keep your junk from bouncing and swinging around when you walk? Got a sea shanty: :musicnote: Do your balls hang lowCan you swing 'em too and fro?Can you tie 'em in a knotCan you tie 'em in a bow?If you get a funny feelingWhen they're hanging from the ceilingYou'll never be a sailor if your balls hang low :musicnote: :P Hahaha! I can still hear in my head a sanitised version of that song my brother used to sing when we were kids: Do your ears hang low?Do they wobble to and fro?Can you tie them in a knot?Can you tie them in a bow?Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier?Do your ears hang low? You have to wonder what drugs people are taking when they write these songs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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