your own peculiar interests

[Digital Man]

Totally on board with no underwear. I honestly can't imagine why people do wear underwear. This should be its own thread. It's just more laundry, isn't it? I never wear underwear.

 

 

Yes. I think there are more of our kind out there too. We should make a coming out thread for no underwear

How do you keep your junk from bouncing and swinging around when you walk?

 

Got a sea shanty:

 

:musicnote: Do your balls hang low

Can you swing 'em too and fro?

Can you tie 'em in a knot

Can you tie 'em in a bow?

If you get a funny feeling

When they're hanging from the ceiling

You'll never be a sailor if your balls hang low :musicnote:

 

:P

 

Hahaha! I can still hear in my head a sanitised version of that song my brother used to sing when we were kids:

 

Do your ears hang low?

Do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie them in a knot?

Can you tie them in a bow?

Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier?

Do your ears hang low?

 

You have to wonder what drugs people are taking when they write these songs.

 

Yeah, some of those old kids songs are, well, just wrong. My mom and I used to sing this one all the time:

 

Had a little monkey, named him supnky

Fed him on gibngerbread

Along came a choo-choo, knocked him koo-koo

Now my monkey's dead, boo hoo, boo hoo

Now my monkey's dead

[Boots]

I thought there was a thread for what we collected, but I couldn't find it.

I used to collect guitars. Now I collect art supplies and fine jewelry.