JohnnyBlaze Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 These English t-shirts found only in Asia. I can find a few out and about on occasion. But this is the jackpot! http://www.boredpanda.com/funny-english-translations-t-shirt-fail-asia-broken-engrish/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x1yyz Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 These English t-shirts found only in Asia. I can find a few out and about on occasion. But this is the jackpot! http://www.boredpand...broken-engrish/ Those are hilarious! I wonder if there is some Asian site that has photos of Westerners wearing shirts with funny or absurd hanzi/kanji/etc. slogans. On a related note: If you are going to have an Asian word tattooed on your body, have it proofread by someone who can read the language: https://www.buzzfeed.com/ellievhall/ridiculous-chinese-character-tattoos-translated :D 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 These English t-shirts found only in Asia. I can find a few out and about on occasion. But this is the jackpot! http://www.boredpand...broken-engrish/ Those are hilarious! I wonder if there is some Asian site that has photos of Westerners wearing shirts with funny or absurd hanzi/kanji/etc. slogans. On a related note: If you are going to have an Asian word tattooed on your body, have it proofread by someone who can read the language: https://www.buzzfeed.com/ellievhall/ridiculous-chinese-character-tattoos-translated :DSurely there are some Asian websites that have such stuff but it won't matter unless you read that country's language. But mainly, the number of Westerners living in Asia is not actually that high. It's far far easier to see messed up English phrases on locals than to see a Westerner wearing messed up phrases in the local language. I've seen elderly women at my gym (in their 60s-70s) wearing stuff that says "f**k me", "Hard on","f***ed", and so on. [Mind you, this is without the asterisk.] Believe me, there's no way these women know what these really mean. My Japanese wife often goes to the gym with me, understands all those silly English shirts, and says SHE is embarrassed FOR them. Since I'm American, I've been asked if I like "cock" many times out here. What?!!! Bad pronunciation. They meant this:http://www.abc.es/Media/201202/06/coca-cola-abc--644x362.jpg Oh man I can go on for hours.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueschica Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 These English t-shirts found only in Asia. I can find a few out and about on occasion. But this is the jackpot! http://www.boredpand...broken-engrish/ Those are hilarious! I wonder if there is some Asian site that has photos of Westerners wearing shirts with funny or absurd hanzi/kanji/etc. slogans. On a related note: If you are going to have an Asian word tattooed on your body, have it proofread by someone who can read the language: https://www.buzzfeed...toos-translated :DSurely there are some Asian websites that have such stuff but it won't matter unless you read that country's language. But mainly, the number of Westerners living in Asia is not actually that high. It's far far easier to see messed up English phrases on locals than to see a Westerner wearing messed up phrases in the local language. I've seen elderly women at my gym (in their 60s-70s) wearing stuff that says "f**k me", "Hard on","f***ed", and so on. [Mind you, this is without the asterisk.] Believe me, there's no way these women know what these really mean. My Japanese wife often goes to the gym with me, understands all those silly English shirts, and says SHE is embarrassed FOR them. Since I'm American, I've been asked if I like "cock" many times out here. What?!!! Bad pronunciation. They meant this:http://www.abc.es/Media/201202/06/coca-cola-abc--644x362.jpg Oh man I can go on for hours.... :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troutman Posted May 29, 2016 Share Posted May 29, 2016 I had to call to confirm an MD appointment and caught myself just in the nick. My doctor's last name begins with a "K" and I couldn't get the name Kevorkian out of my mind and almost said "I'd like to confirm my upcoming appointment with Dr. Kevorkian." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 CBS Sunday Morning did a section on The 50th anniversary of The Monkees entrance into our awarenesses this week. It was good, but not long enough for me, nor as 'in depth' as I would have liked! http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Music%20Smilies/Band-%20Monkees%20logo%2050th%20year.jpg :clap: :ebert: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 I impolitely laughed at an unfortunate thing that happened to one of our members. He was basking in the sun and bird poop fell on him. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 ^^^ This proves that 'Shit happens'! :codger: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueschica Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 My Dad, who is in his 80's. He is taking a new popular internet mosquito repellent recipe very seriously. Today he was out spraying his bushes with stale beer and mouthwash! :D. :D 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 My Dad, who is in his 80's. He is taking a new popular internet mosquito repellent recipe very seriously. Today he was out spraying his bushes with stale beer and mouthwash! :D. :DThat sounds like some stoner concoction that for some reason would work! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troutman Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 My Dad, who is in his 80's. He is taking a new popular internet mosquito repellent recipe very seriously. Today he was out spraying his bushes with stale beer and mouthwash! :D. :D 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 My Dad, who is in his 80's. He is taking a new popular internet mosquito repellent recipe very seriously. Today he was out spraying his bushes with stale beer and mouthwash! :D. :D And I just had the thought that I bet I'd get along well with chica's dad! I can imagine lying down on a lawn chair as he's spraying AND explaining to me why it works... "You see Johnny, the stale beer and mouthwash work in conjunction with..." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That One Guy Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 The life experience. It's grand sometimes. Days aren't seeing a dull moment lately. Glass is half full, TRF 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Analog Grownup Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 (edited) Met up with some classmates after school for some beers and a good time, to celebrate the last lecture of this semester. You know those times where the mood is so great, that you're all in tears laughing? Then I decided to play a little prank on a friend. Said friend and I were working together on a project that unfortunately didn't get approved the first two out of three tries. Today at noon was the third and last one, and the consequences would be taking the semester again. So, this friend of mine is currently somewhere in Spain on vacation, so the minute after I checked that the project had been approved, I texted him that we hadn't been approved, and that the teacher had called us into a meeting due to claims of plagiarism. He fell for it and then wrote that he almost threw his phone into the swimming pool! :laughing guy: Edited June 2, 2016 by The Analog Grownup 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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grep Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 It puts the overpriced tickets in the Ticketmaster Shopping Basket. Please Mr Promoter, we're just fans and don't have that kind of money. PUT THE TICKETS IN THE f***ing BASKET!!! (sorry... I was looking at Black Sabbath tickets this morning) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 He's a dangerous looking man. Looks to me like the type that likes to beat women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Laughing/Laugh-animatedGREAT.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 It puts the overpriced tickets in the Ticketmaster Shopping Basket. Please Mr Promoter, we're just fans and don't have that kind of money. PUT THE TICKETS IN THE f***ing BASKET!!! (sorry... I was looking at Black Sabbath tickets this morning) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Analog Grownup Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 He's a dangerous looking man. Looks to me like the type that likes to beat women. Buffalo Bill. The antagonist in the movie adaptation of Silence Of The Lambs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 Watching season 4 of Blue Bloods, and episode 2. Major movie star turns out to be gay, Lt. of police squad has a wife inflicted with 'Lou Gherrig's Disease' and woman uses the police dept. to introduce her to a man with a large APPENDAGE who leaves his shades open while he does Tai Chi......LMAO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JohnnyBlaze Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 Revisiting this: http://izismile.com/2014/06/06/japanese_businessmen_passed_drunk_in_public_20_pics.html#R1uLBhsGBSXRAR4C.01 I've personally seen quite a few of these numerous times. And it's always entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 How fast the Phlebotomist took my blood this morning for my A1C test....up til now, it's been pretty hard for them to 'find' a blood vessel to use. Today it was like IN "N" OUT BURGER! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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