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What an idiot,

 

I go to make coffee. A few minutes later I go to get a cup. Only problem is, I forgot to put the coffee in the coffee maker. :facepalm: :LOL:

 

Clearly you need coffee before you make coffee :D

 

Obviously. :P :coffee:

 

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Coffee/coffee2-smiley.gif

 

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/banana%20dunk%20in%20coffee%20HOT.gif

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"DEXTER"!!! http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Laughing/laughingBangingtable.gif

 

 

:banana:

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REPEAT!!! Season 5 now....

 

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/Flossing%20banana.gif

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CSI:NY season one again...http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Police%20stuff/Policeofficer%20dancing%20shotgun.gif

 

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/Police%20banana%20dancing.gif

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STUPID Ideas that turn into STUPID commercials......http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Laughing/laugh3-smiley.gif

 

:banana:

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My eldest bro sent me a pic of a conveyor belt loaded with freshly made Krispy Kreme donuts (apparently to make me jealous). He then says he's going to have 8 of them but that they contain only 2% low fat milk so it's okay. Pretty sure he's only half joking.
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My eldest bro sent me a pic of a conveyor belt loaded with freshly made Krispy Kreme donuts (apparently to make me jealous). He then says he's going to have 8 of them but that they contain only 2% low fat milk so it's okay. Pretty sure he's only half joking.

:LOL:
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My eldest bro sent me a pic of a conveyor belt loaded with freshly made Krispy Kreme donuts (apparently to make me jealous). He then says he's going to have 8 of them but that they contain only 2% low fat milk so it's okay. Pretty sure he's only half joking.

 

I'm pretty sure Krispy Kremes are made with crack because after eating one you want to eat seven more.

 

And they're not even good donuts :(

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My eldest bro sent me a pic of a conveyor belt loaded with freshly made Krispy Kreme donuts (apparently to make me jealous). He then says he's going to have 8 of them but that they contain only 2% low fat milk so it's okay. Pretty sure he's only half joking.

 

I'm pretty sure Krispy Kremes are made with crack because after eating one you want to eat seven more.

 

And they're not even good donuts :(

I like them a lot but yeah I've had better and much better too from all sorts of places.

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My eldest bro sent me a pic of a conveyor belt loaded with freshly made Krispy Kreme donuts (apparently to make me jealous). He then says he's going to have 8 of them but that they contain only 2% low fat milk so it's okay. Pretty sure he's only half joking.

 

I'm pretty sure Krispy Kremes are made with crack because after eating one you want to eat seven more.

 

And they're not even good donuts :(

I like them a lot but yeah I've had better and much better too from all sorts of places.

 

For awhile I lived across the street from a real donut shop, the kind that makes their donuts in the early morning hours. And when I'd come home from clubbing I would often stop in to get one, still warm. Mmmm, donuts.

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Say this repeatedly and you can learn to curse like an Irishman...

 

Whale

Oil

Beef

Hooked

 

:)

 

Steve Harris from Iron Maiden has worn a shirt with that on it before. Now I know what the hell it means :LOL:

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My eldest bro sent me a pic of a conveyor belt loaded with freshly made Krispy Kreme donuts (apparently to make me jealous). He then says he's going to have 8 of them but that they contain only 2% low fat milk so it's okay. Pretty sure he's only half joking.

 

I'm pretty sure Krispy Kremes are made with crack because after eating one you want to eat seven more.

 

And they're not even good donuts :(

I like them a lot but yeah I've had better and much better too from all sorts of places.

 

For awhile I lived across the street from a real donut shop, the kind that makes their donuts in the early morning hours. And when I'd come home from clubbing I would often stop in to get one, still warm. Mmmm, donuts.

On another forum, my username is mmm_donuts.
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Say this repeatedly and you can learn to curse like an Irishman...

 

Whale

Oil

Beef

Hooked

 

:)

 

Steve Harris from Iron Maiden has worn a shirt with that on it before. Now I know what the hell it means :LOL:

:haz:
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Say this repeatedly and you can learn to curse like an Irishman...

 

Whale

Oil

Beef

Hooked

 

:)

 

I actually did it. Took me awhile to figure out what I was saying. :LOL:

Well I'll be...

 

:LOL:

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This was actually earlier in the week...

 

After going out to dinner with Mrs. Blaze, we went to karaoke. Out here karaoke establishments are EVERYWHERE and you get your own private room, all you can drink (if you like), and other goodies. Anyway, this was one of my song choices during our two hours there:

 

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c107/andrewq2112/Mobile%20Uploads/image_85.jpg

 

(I'm getting to the funny part)...after each song finishes, you get a score on how close you were to mimicking the tune. Here's my Red Sector A score:

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c107/andrewq2112/Mobile%20Uploads/image_84.jpg

 

...85 out of 100 for me. Respectable and not embarrassing but I shouldn't be on any stage.

To the right of ".206" you'll see a bar with "1". This means I'm the best singer of Red Sector A in ALL of Japan. On the bar above that you'll see "0.000". This is the average national score for Red Sector A (before I sang it). It's 0.000 because NOBODY in the entire country has ever sung Red Sector A before me! Soooo I'm the best! :LOL:

 

Sorry for the longish anecdote but it made me laugh the other night. :LOL:

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Something I heard on the show "@ Midnight" on Comedy Central..."A girl who 'fartles' while she 'squirtles'..." and I FELL OUT!!! Laughed til I cried!!!

 

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/Crying%20banana.gif

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This was actually earlier in the week...

 

After going out to dinner with Mrs. Blaze, we went to karaoke. Out here karaoke establishments are EVERYWHERE and you get your own private room, all you can drink (if you like), and other goodies. Anyway, this was one of my song choices during our two hours there:

 

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c107/andrewq2112/Mobile%20Uploads/image_85.jpg

 

(I'm getting to the funny part)...after each song finishes, you get a score on how close you were to mimicking the tune. Here's my Red Sector A score:

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c107/andrewq2112/Mobile%20Uploads/image_84.jpg

 

...85 out of 100 for me. Respectable and not embarrassing but I shouldn't be on any stage.

To the right of ".206" you'll see a bar with "1". This means I'm the best singer of Red Sector A in ALL of Japan. On the bar above that you'll see "0.000". This is the average national score for Red Sector A (before I sang it). It's 0.000 because NOBODY in the entire country has ever sung Red Sector A before me! Soooo I'm the best! :LOL:

 

Sorry for the longish anecdote but it made me laugh the other night. :LOL:

 

:D But hey, you are the best in the whole country, woo!

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