Cygnus 2112 Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 I think I may be a witch. Step on a scale. If you weigh as much as a duck, then you're made of wood. Therefore.......you're a WITCH!! How much does a duck weigh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hobo73 Posted August 29, 2013 Author Share Posted August 29, 2013 When I was in the 1st grade, I won the Young Authors award. My brother and I both won that year :PSo I was 6, and I was asked to rewrite my story because the original version was "too gory" LOL! I wrote about a candy monster that crashed my slumber party. Originally, he ate one of my friends. Guess the teacher was weirded out with the details XD 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Analog Grownup Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 That sounds like a great story, hobo :) I had a friend when I was a kid, who send in a short story to a publisher. It was about zombies and they returned it (complete with proofreading and all) saying he needed to tone down the goriness of the story. I didn't think it was that bad 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 I had a photo I took published in a book. I was on my honeymoon back in 98 in Clinton, BC. It was a picture of a cloud that was heart shaped with Jacobs Ladders all around it. I took the photo with a dumb disposable camera. I used to have the book, I can't even remember what it's called now. I left it with my ex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneLittleVictory Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 I'm 12 feet tall...;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Analog Grownup Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 I'm hungry :burger: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 It's raining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat 3 Posted August 29, 2013 Share Posted August 29, 2013 I think I may be a witch. Step on a scale. If you weigh as much as a duck, then you're made of wood. Therefore.......you're a WITCH!! Sir Bedevere: What else floats? Peasant: Very small rocks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 I think I may be a witch. Step on a scale. If you weigh as much as a duck, then you're made of wood. Therefore.......you're a WITCH!! How much does a duck weigh?What do you mean, African or European duck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhyta Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Are you suggesting wooden ducks migrate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Ways Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 I find large areolas (on women) sexy. :drool: I FIND areolas. Please feel free to elaborate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 I AM THE WALRUS!!!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 (edited) I find large areolas (on women) sexy. :drool: I FIND areolas. Please feel free to elaborate. My bologna likes your first name is OM NOM NOM NOM NOM ::P: Edited September 3, 2013 by BeOhBe Bob 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Whoa... What in the gods green earth have I missed? Never mind, please don't tell me. *plugs ears* MLALALALALA!!!! I asked Eric if he wanted to hike all of Oregon on the PCT and he said yes! I feel so excited! Almost as if he said yes to a proposal!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat 3 Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 I AM THE WALRUS!!!!!! I am the Eggman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicalAbby2112 Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 I write left handed, but I do guitar & viola and everything else right handed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 - I costarred in a movie with Glenn Close.- I co-wrote the song Imagine with John Lennon. - I won $2 000 000 in a poker game against Donald Trump.- I am a pathological liar. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamie Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 - I have a fraternal twin sister who's one minute older than me - I'm 16 years old - I'm a junior in highschool ugh - I'm left-handed but I brush my teeth right-handed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 I vote for thegirlintherushshirt for best sig evar. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamie Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 (edited) I vote for thegirlintherushshirt for best sig evar. why thank you! i made it myself :). EDIT:I meant I made the picture transparent by myself. Editing pictures is what I like to do :P. Edited September 5, 2013 by thegirlintherushshirt 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 I used to work in a bar in Montreal and twice a year we would have Elvis competitions. I was working the door and Ivan (The singer from Men Without Hats.) came to the door and I said "Hi, seven dollars, please." and then he said "Do you know who I am?" and I replied "Yeah, seven dollars, please.". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RushBoingo Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 I wear a pair of Goggles on my head casually, not at school or work or anything, but at other public outings I have them on as a random accessory. I have had them for about nine years now, but when they finally disintegrate, I will get new ones. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shredder2 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 I have an Angry Birds calendar on my wall for this year. (Rush will be next year! :D R40!!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Analog Grownup Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 I brush my teeth with my left hand. No wait. I don't use my hand I use my toothbrush which I steer with my left hand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneLittleVictory Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 I'm Alex Lifeson.... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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