Principled Man Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 exfoliating...as far as I know...dead skin will fall off all by itself. How about back waxing? I'm fortunate that my DH doesn't have a hairy back. But I wouldn't hold it against the Yetis out there if they wanted to defoliate their backs. Funny story - my husband used to have a roommate named Cliff. Cliff was without question the hairiest individual I or anyone I know has ever encountered. Once at a pool party someone asked, "hey, who threw the bathmat in the pool?" - it was Cliff floating about. Cliff was a good sport about his hairiness, though. One morning I picked up DH (we were dating then) to head to a road race. It was still dark out. As I was pulling into the driveway, I saw their newspaper rise up off the sidewalk and go floating into the front door, all by itself! (Not really, of course - Cliff was so hirsute you couldn't see him in the dark). The only place I remove hair from is my face and neck. I'm a Yeti and proud of it! :madra: I assume, then, that you'll have to rent a hedge trimmer for your ears and nose someday? :laughing guy:I use a weed wacker. :) You puss. Real men use a match and an aerosol can. No, no, NO. We use that stuff for lighting our farts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 exfoliating...as far as I know...dead skin will fall off all by itself. How about back waxing? I'm fortunate that my DH doesn't have a hairy back. But I wouldn't hold it against the Yetis out there if they wanted to defoliate their backs. Funny story - my husband used to have a roommate named Cliff. Cliff was without question the hairiest individual I or anyone I know has ever encountered. Once at a pool party someone asked, "hey, who threw the bathmat in the pool?" - it was Cliff floating about. Cliff was a good sport about his hairiness, though. One morning I picked up DH (we were dating then) to head to a road race. It was still dark out. As I was pulling into the driveway, I saw their newspaper rise up off the sidewalk and go floating into the front door, all by itself! (Not really, of course - Cliff was so hirsute you couldn't see him in the dark). The only place I remove hair from is my face and neck. I'm a Yeti and proud of it! :madra: I assume, then, that you'll have to rent a hedge trimmer for your ears and nose someday? :laughing guy:I use a weed wacker. :) You puss. Real men use a match and an aerosol can. No, no, NO. We use that stuff for lighting our farts. "Hey, hey, hey, Helen. This is a bridge club, not a refinery" - Tim Allen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted May 22, 2013 Author Share Posted May 22, 2013 exfoliating...as far as I know...dead skin will fall off all by itself. How about back waxing? I'm fortunate that my DH doesn't have a hairy back. But I wouldn't hold it against the Yetis out there if they wanted to defoliate their backs. Funny story - my husband used to have a roommate named Cliff. Cliff was without question the hairiest individual I or anyone I know has ever encountered. Once at a pool party someone asked, "hey, who threw the bathmat in the pool?" - it was Cliff floating about. Cliff was a good sport about his hairiness, though. One morning I picked up DH (we were dating then) to head to a road race. It was still dark out. As I was pulling into the driveway, I saw their newspaper rise up off the sidewalk and go floating into the front door, all by itself! (Not really, of course - Cliff was so hirsute you couldn't see him in the dark). The only place I remove hair from is my face and neck. I'm a Yeti and proud of it! :madra: I assume, then, that you'll have to rent a hedge trimmer for your ears and nose someday? :laughing guy:I use a weed wacker. :) You puss. Real men use a match and an aerosol can.That's bad for the ozone. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerxster Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Proclaiming your love for My Little Pony. This, this, a thousand times this. You will never convince me that there is not something extremely disturbing about grown-ass men getting all "squeeeeeee" over cartoon characters meant for 3-8 year old girls. Never. :LMAO:Personally, I think we should be more tolerant of the differences we have with others and be more accepting, even if the differences disgust us. I think in that, if we are more accepting of others we will intern be more accepting of ourselves and .. and .. OH GOD I NEED HELP!!! I AM NOT A REAL MAN!!! :boohoo: (runs from thread) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 cooking your steak. sleeping on anything that isn't a rock. taking your car to a mechanic for any reason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drbirdsong Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Crying when you lose a finger. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 farting loudly and NOT immediately high-fiving the closest male. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted May 23, 2013 Author Share Posted May 23, 2013 farting loudly and NOT immediately high-fiving the closest male.does it have to be the closest male? I'll high five a chick if she is close enough! :haz: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Using the word "whimsical" on a regular basis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 http://i.qkme.me/3uhru1.jpg 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Territorial_Game Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 Sitting down to pee (except first thing in the morning. Legs get tired when you have to pee for that long). Other exception is too drunk to have 75% accuracy while standing 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGr8imL84AD8inF8sBlackSedan Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 Wait a minute...ya mean I'm NOT supposed to be doing all of this stuff????!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted May 28, 2013 Author Share Posted May 28, 2013 Sitting down to pee (except first thing in the morning. Legs get tired when you have to pee for that long). Other exception is too drunk to have 75% accuracy while standingGood point. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 farting loudly and NOT immediately high-fiving the closest male.does it have to be the closest male? I'll high five a chick if she is close enough! :haz: What if your wife beats you in a fart-off? Is that grounds for suspension? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 farting loudly and NOT immediately high-fiving the closest male.does it have to be the closest male? I'll high five a chick if she is close enough! :haz: What if your wife beats you in a fart-off? Is that grounds for suspension? Losing in a belch-off brings a suspension. Losing in a fart-off = permanent revocation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted May 28, 2013 Author Share Posted May 28, 2013 farting loudly and NOT immediately high-fiving the closest male.does it have to be the closest male? I'll high five a chick if she is close enough! :haz: What if your wife beats you in a fart-off? Is that grounds for suspension?That reminds me of a joke. An old married couple are lying in bed, and the husband rips a huge fart and yells "TOUCHDOWN. I'm winning 7-0."A minute later, the wife ripes a fart and says "TOUCHDOWN. Tie game"A second later, the wife lets out a little squeaker, and says "Field goal. I'm up 10-7."The husband can't stand the fact that he is losing, and pushes increadibly hard...so hard in fact, that he shits the bed.His wife asked "what the hell is that?", to which the husband replies "half time. Switch sides!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangsterfurious Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 This thread is so wrong I don't even know where to start, so I won't. Cheers, :digi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted May 28, 2013 Author Share Posted May 28, 2013 This thread is so wrong I don't even know where to start, so I won't. Cheers, :digi:So, you like your men to be all sensitive and prefer them to be all manscaped? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 I love manly men, a guys guy, no fem boys for this chick. Burps, farts, sports, beer, guying around ... Love you that way! :D I'm the female for crying out loud. But manscaping is only polite if you ask me. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
default236 Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 This thread is so wrong I don't even know where to start, so I won't. Cheers, :digi:So, you like your men to be all sensitive and prefer them to be all manscaped? Nothing's worse than having hairy legs, hairy gut, nothing in between. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 If I offer to shake your hand, and you give me some limp-wristed, three-fingered response that barely touches my hand, then not only will I have your Man Card revoked, I will also slap you upside the head.... ..........and then I'll go wash my hands with: http://lexiekahn.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/lava-soap.jpeg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 This thread is so wrong I don't even know where to start, so I won't. Cheers, :digi:So, you like your men to be all sensitive and prefer them to be all manscaped? Nothing's worse than having hairy legs, hairy gut, nothing in between.well not nothing, maybe just trimmed to avoid feeling like flossing for godsakes. Not looking for those guys who wax either... I'll do the waxing thanks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 This thread is so wrong I don't even know where to start, so I won't. Cheers, :digi:So, you like your men to be all sensitive and prefer them to be all manscaped? Nothing's worse than having hairy legs, hairy gut, nothing in between.well not nothing, maybe just trimmed to avoid feeling like flossing for godsakes. Not looking for those guys who wax either... I'll do the waxing thanks. On yourself? On the guy? Or both? http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/blackcc/Smilies%20GIFs/naughty.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 (edited) This thread is so wrong I don't even know where to start, so I won't. Cheers, :digi:So, you like your men to be all sensitive and prefer them to be all manscaped? Nothing's worse than having hairy legs, hairy gut, nothing in between.well not nothing, maybe just trimmed to avoid feeling like flossing for godsakes. Not looking for those guys who wax either... I'll do the waxing thanks. On yourself? On the guy? Or both? http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff508/blackcc/Smilies%20GIFs/naughty.gifIf someone was into hot wax I wouldn't stop them... Im a facilitator not a party pooper. Edited May 29, 2013 by Ya_Big_Tree 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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