Maverick Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 You suck, brah. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 (edited) One footnote about Hand "warshing" as the locals say here in Slow-hio. Bob Evans, a popular meat n great breakfast hangout (locations nationwide) the INSTRUCTIONS for employees AND GUESTSregarding hand "warshing". Singing the first verse of Old MacDonald's Farm is the proper amount of time for a thorough handwarshing. F Y I Edited April 30, 2013 by BeOhBe Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 You suck, brah.Worried he took the spotlight away from you for 10 minutes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Territorial_Game Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 "oh look at me, I can move my bowels without a laxative." Showoff. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 "oh look at me, I can move my bowels without a laxative." Showoff.Actually, at his age he should start worrying more about being able to control them at all. :) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 "oh look at me, I can move my bowels without a laxative." Showoff.Actually, at his age he should start worrying more about being able to control them at all. :)So what he's saying is, he's less full of shit now than he was before he started this shit thread? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue J Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 (edited) It pains me to say this...but I feel that it is necessary to say good bye to The Rush Forum. I've made some great friends here, and I'm going to miss you all, but I really have to evacuate my bowels, and need to go away. I should be back in say 15 to 20 minutes, maybe longer, as my fiber intake has been on the decline of late. Goodbye, troubling turd! And don't leave us (or it) hanging, IL...we hope you make it back after every such successful evacuation... Edited April 30, 2013 by Blue J Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Say what now..? :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lerxster Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Getting back in before the obligatory OP close request. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
workingcinderellaman Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Who does number 2 work for?http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/20/WilRiker.jpg/250px-WilRiker.jpg 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Getting back in before the obligatory OP close request. And me! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro2112 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Who does number 2 work for?http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/20/WilRiker.jpg/250px-WilRiker.jpgNo, more like: http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/26700000/Number-Two-the-prisoner-26757303-1024-768.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Why is your magazine stuck to the wall?That was 47 minutes. You didn't do anything else in there, did you? Things like this start to take longer as we get older... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted April 30, 2013 Author Share Posted April 30, 2013 Why is your magazine stuck to the wall?That was 47 minutes. You didn't do anything else in there, did you? Things like this start to take longer as we get older... :codger: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted April 30, 2013 Author Share Posted April 30, 2013 http://www.badideatshirts.com/Assets/ProductImages/PS_0428_POOPED.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000693333/polls_snowman_poop_0657_136369_answer_4_xlarge.jpeg 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LyndseyG Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 And push!!!... Push... Come on!... That's the way!... PUSH!! Do you need a box of matches?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animate Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 More than a match... one of those emotion detector air fresheners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Hopefully Glade makes a fire extinguisher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick N. Backer Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Why is your magazine stuck to the wall?That was 47 minutes. You didn't do anything else in there, did you? Things like this start to take longer as we get older... :codger: Eat more fruit dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 http://i658.photobucket.com/albums/uu304/homersimpson239/gladefire.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Why is your magazine stuck to the wall?That was 47 minutes. You didn't do anything else in there, did you? Things like this start to take longer as we get older... :codger: Eat more fruit dude.Time for some of this:http://randalrauser.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Metamucil-Scale.jpg :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Why is your magazine stuck to the wall?That was 47 minutes. You didn't do anything else in there, did you? Things like this start to take longer as we get older... :codger: Eat more fruit dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LyndseyG Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 http://i658.photobucket.com/albums/uu304/homersimpson239/gladefire.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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